I'd had a barbecue and it had been quite successful, running through until the early evening. I was now standing at my backdoor surveying the aftermath. It wasn't too bad, all things considered. I was too bloody lazy to do anything about cleaning up right now, but an hours work in the morning would set things right.
Except for two little items I'd have to attend to right now. Number one was Greg and number two was his wife, Jenny.
Greg was out cold on a deckchair. If I was polite I'd suggest he'd had one too many and fallen asleep. Not feeling particularly polite towards him I bloody well knew that he'd had half a dozen too many and was out cold.
Jenny was pissed off, but not pissed, if you see the distinction. She was their designated driver and she'd made do with a couple of shandies. But being sober wasn't going to help her load Greg into the car or get him out of the car and into the house once she got home.
I stood there for a moment, admiring Jenny. She had a very nice figure and quite a pretty face. Definitely not the sort of girl you'd push out of your bed if you happened to find her there. She'd dressed for the heat and was wearing a strapless sundress. It was one of those dresses that seem to stay up by will power. Whenever I see a dress like that on a pretty young thing I can't help but wonder what would happen if I just took the sides of it and tugged.
I strolled over to where Jenny stood, glaring down at Greg. I looked at him and then I looked at her. She was worth looking at, I decided, and I wouldn't mind seeing more of her.
So I hooked my fingers onto the top of her dress and tugged. Apparently that was all that was needed to overcome the willpower that held the dress up. Jenny's breasts popped out and the dress just seemed to float to the ground, leaving Jenny standing there in a pair of bikini briefs. Very fetching.
Jenny's reaction was as expected. She squealed, flung an arm over her breasts to cover them and swung a massive backhander at me that would have knocked me rotten if it had connected.
It didn't. I caught her arm instead and a little twist had it behind her back. I easily pulled her other hand away from her breasts and then I was holding both her wrists in one hand, behind her back, while my eyes ran up and down her.
The way Jenny squirmed about as I looked her over you'd think she could actually feel my gaze on her. When I was admiring her breasts her nipples puckered and stood proud, and as my eyes drifted downwards she seemed to wiggle whatever I was looking at.
I brushed the palm of my hand very lightly across her breasts, feeling her nipples rub against me. My hand continued down, passing over her tummy, latching on to her briefs and helping her out of them. Not that she seemed to appreciate my help, the way she was mouthing off at me.
Then my hand traced its way back. Starting at her ankles I stroked her all the way back to her breasts, pausing for a moment to squeeze her mons and finishing up with my hand lightly closed around one firm round breast.
I ran my eyes over her again. She really was a taking little thing. I sighed.
"It seems I now have a moral dilemma," I told Jenny.
"Really?" she asked, ice in her voice. "And pray tell me, what would that be?"
"You and Greg are both my guests," I pointed out, "and it would be unseemly for a host to insult one of his guests. Now if I was to make love to you I'd be insulting Greg, because you're his wife, but if I don't make love to you I'd be insulting you, as any beautiful young thing, naked in front of a man, would be insulted if he was to imply he didn't want her."
"Oh, please," Jenny said, sarcasm dripping from her mouth, "feel free to insult me."
"I probably would," I said, "but," and at this point I brushed my hand across her nipples again, "your nipples are all tight and sensitive, which shows that you expect to be seduce at the very least.
No, I think that as he is out cold, Greg won't notice that I'm insulting him. I'll make love to you instead."
"The hell you will," Jenny snapped. "If you lay one finger on me I'll scream and fight. I'll scratch you and kick you and bite you. There's no way you're going to make love to me."
A silly statement when you consider it. I was already holding her hands behind her back and my free hand was paying special attention to her breasts. Jenny wasn't really in a position to fight off my attentions. Still, I had to pretend to take her seriously.
"Having to fight you while I make love to you would sort of complicate things. Let me consider this."
I pretended to consider the problem for a moment or two, although I already knew what I was going to do. I slowly nodded, as though coming to a momentous decision.
"OK. What I'll do is this. I'll bend you forward over the table. This means that you'll be leaning on your hands and won't be able to hit at me. Because you'll be standing with your legs spread you won't be able to kick and because I'll be taking you from behind you can't bite."
I smiled at her and continued.