I'd been delayed leaving school due to a silly fight in the schoolyard. The duty teacher insisted on hauling me into the office for an explanation.
"Totally not my fault," I told him. "Not only was it not my fault but I didn't lay a finger on him."
"Then how come Mike's at the first aid station having the duty nurse patch up the hole in his skull?"
"She probably feels the need to prevent his brains leaking out," I said defensively. "He didn't have many to start with and losing any more would be a catastrophe where he was concerned."
I just received a dirty look for that comment so I guessed I'd have to explain.
"Look, Mike's been wanting to make the football team. If he got in it would be an unmitigated disaster for the team and probably personally detrimental to Mike as well. He's far too hot-headed. Someone would contest him for what he would consider his ball and he'd hang one on them, and he's big enough to do serious damage if you're not prepared. I may have made a few comments to Coach about this. Anyway, Mike didn't make the cut.
It turns out that someone has a big mouth and told Mike that it was my fault he missed the cut and Mike decided to take exception to this. He wanted to fight. I saw no benefit in getting into a fight with a loser so I declined his kind invitation. He insisted and I side-stepped. After a few wild swings that didn't connect at all he managed to fall over his own big feet and head-butted the wall, hence the scalp wound and all that blood. Ask anyone. They'll tell you I just kept backing off and not fighting."
And it was true, as far as it went. I might have accidentally tripped the idiot as he went charging past but I don't think anyone really noticed. A bleeding skull does tend to lessen one's fighting ambitions and concentrate the attention of the spectators. Mike got sent to the first aid station and I got hauled in to explain.
Seeing that all I had done was back-pedal and not fight there wasn't much the duty-teacher could do but scowl and threaten and then let me go.
What with the explaining and the subsequent lecture the school was dead quiet once I escaped. I strolled through deserted corridors, passing empty rooms, marvelling at the difference half an hour makes. And then I found I wasn't strolling past an empty room.
The relevant room was the art room and there was a lovely young lass in it, bent studiously over an art table. I wandered in to see what Cheryl was doing at school this late.
"What are you doing still here? After extra marks in art?" I asked.
"Oh, Peter," she said. "Um, yes, as a matter of fact. I've been putting some finishing touches on my mural. What do you think?"
"Looks lovely," I said earnestly. "Feels quite fine, too."
She gave a big sigh.
"Idiot. I meant the mural, not my bottom."
"Oh. Yes, I have to say that that's not bad either."
"Thank you. Do you mind removing your hand?"
"Um, now that you mention it, yes, I do mind. Your bottom feels just right. The curve just seems to fit the curve of my hand in the most natural way."
"Might I point out that we're in a classroom and someone may come at any moment. Shift your hand."
"Might I point out that the school is effectively deserted and we have a reasonable expectation of privacy. However, being a helpful type I'll move my hand."
My hand moved away from her bottom but, from the startled sound she made, I don't think the new position was quite what she intended. I'd slipped my hand between her legs and somehow or other it wound up inside her panties, touching her a lot more intimately.
"Peter," she said in a most put-upon voice. "Just what do you think you're playing at?"
"Um, how to explain? You do know about the birds and the bees?"
"Yes, you fool. I mean what do you think you're going to do?"
For answer I caught her hand and pressed it against my groin. As my zip had come undone and a certain appendage escaped from its hiding place she found out exactly what I intended. Her hand closed over me and her whole body seemed to give as little jolt.
"Oh, no," she said, speaking with absolute certainty. "If you think I'm dropping my panties you're insane."
"No need for you to do so," I said agreeably. "I'm quite capable of lowering them for you."
I demonstrated my panties lowering capabilities while she was unable to stop me. With one hand still on her mural and the other full of my erection she didn't have a third hand that would help her panties stay up. I resumed my massaging of her sensitive places.
"Listen, I am not having sex with you. Understand?"
"Um, you're saying no and will keep on saying no, even while I'm entertaining you, right?"
"I'm saying no, full stop. Anyway, Stacy and Maria will be here shortly. They're helping with the mural. If you try anything they'll probably catch you red-handed."
Before I could reply to that I hear feet rapidly approaching and then Stacy and Maria burst into the room.