I found this secluded little area down at the beach where I can go when I want to be alone for a while. I'm a bit of an introvert and a lot of company can get tiresome fast. This little nook was on the top of a hill with a steep drop immediately in front of it so most people aren't interested. Too lazy to climb and once you're up there there's nothing to do. That was why I liked it.
I went hiking up the hill to my little nook one day after lunch. I thought I'd just lie back, read a book, enjoy the sun, and possibly watch the yachts sail by. I came off the trail, stepping past the bushes protecting the entry to the nook and got a slight surprise. Mind you, it was nothing to the surprise that the naked young lady standing there got.
It was more a case of bad timing than anything else. The young lady certainly didn't intend to be naked. She had a bikini set out on the grass next to her and had been stripping prior to putting it on, taking care to fold her clothes very neatly. Perhaps she should have hastened to change first, with folding taking second place.
As it was I stepped into the little nook just as she was taking off something small and lacy, presumably her panties. When she saw me her eyes opened very wide and she made a noise that I suppose would best be described as a strangled squawk. She dropped the panties, trying to hide behind her hands and one lifted leg.
Now the polite thing for me to have done would have been to apologise and step back out of the nook while she finished changing. If I'd been given a chance I might even have done that (after giving her a fast once over). I wasn't given a chance, was I?
"Don't you touch me," she hissed at me. "I'll fight you."
"Excuse me?"
"You heard. I'll fight. I know martial arts."
I've never heard of any martial arts that suggest a fighting stance of standing on one leg, the other leg hooked up and across in front of you, one hand clutching your groin and the other arm wrapped around your chest. I did notice that she had a lot of chest to wrap her arm around and it wasn't doing a very good job.
"Um, that's nice," I told her. "I know floral arts, myself."
"What?"
"Floral arts. You know, as in flower arranging. I work mainly with orchids. Grow my own in a hothouse. I'm quite good at it."
"What are you talking about?" she demanded.
"Um, aren't we exchanging information on our hobbies?" I asked.
"No. I was warning you I'm willing to fight you."
"Well, I'm not particularly interested in fighting you, although I suppose it could be interesting, especially when you're dressed like that. Ah, why do you want to fight me?"
"It's not a case of want to. I'll have to. I'm not going to just stand there and let you rape me."
"Not standing, you won't. Far too much work. Lying down on the other hand. . ." I let my voice break of suggestively.
She glared at me and I continued.
"Who said I was going to rape you, anyway. I'm pretty sure I didn't say anything even the slightest bit suggestive. The last remark doesn't count," I added quickly. "You started it."
"Well, of course you want to rape me. I'm naked."
"Ah, yes, you are. I must admit that I noticed as soon as I saw you that you were naked. Gloriously, beautifully, naked. Your nakedness shone like a sunbeam out of a cloudy sky, brightening the earth around me. I remember humming a paean of praise to Petra, the goddess of perfection, when I saw you standing there. Such delightful beauty is a rare thing in this world of ours."
We stood and looked at each other for a moment. She looked slightly baffled, unsure what to say.
"Um, what does the fact that you look fantastic nude have to do with you assuming that I'm going to rape you? And if I was, why would you bother to fight? Wouldn't it be smarter to relax and enjoy? Not, I might add, that I have any intention of raping you. Not on a first meeting. Um, aren't you rather uncomfortable standing like that? What sort of martial arts stance is it, anyway? The deranged stork?"
She sighed and lowered her leg to stand properly, still trying to hide her private bits behind her hands.
"But, but, you're a man. Of course you're going to try something when you've got me alone like this and I just won't permit it."
"Well, I don't know who told you that all men will automatically jump any stray naked women they come across but no-one asked my opinion and I'm not going to do it. Good grief girl. Imagine if you were a fat fifty. Having to rape you in that sort of scenario would scar me mentally for life. How old are you, anyway, and what's your name."
"Melissa, and I'm eighteen."
"Well, Melissa, eighteen, you're definitely in what could be considered the rapable category, which brings me back to my other questions. Why would you resist? Why not relax and enjoy?"
"Enjoy? It's rape. It would hurt."
"Only if the rapist is incompetent. All rape is, is unexpected sex. Once you're used to the idea that you're going to have sex then you'll make allowances and everything will be all right."
"You've got to be kidding."
"True. Some people are right bastards and get off on hurting other people. Personally, I think that attitude is just plain sick. How can you enjoy yourself unless your partner is enjoying themselves? Positive feedback and all that."
"That's just what you say. Sex is painful. My mother told me all about it."
"Trying to protect you until you're old enough to decide for yourself," I said, nodding agreeably. "Understandable."
"I am old enough and I agree with her," came the snarky reply.
"Yeah? Had much experience, have you?"
A cold look was my only reply and I added two and two to get five.
"Still a virgin," I said, smiling and nodding, and getting an even colder look for my efforts.
"I'll tell you what. We'll conduct a little experiment and see what you decide. Don't worry, I'll be keeping my clothes on."
Stepping a little closer I brushed aside the arm she was holding across her breasts and placed my hand on one firm full breast. Then I started stoking it.
"Take your hand off me," she half shouted, apparently appalled.
"In a moment," I said soothingly. "Have you ever had a man doing this before?"
"Certainly not," she gasped.
"Then take a moment and consider it. Yes, it's new. No, you didn't ask for it. But, and it's a big but, what does it feel like?"
"It feels like you've got your hand on my breast," she snapped.
"That's because I have," I said. Captain Obvious, that's me. "I meant, what does it feel like as in nasty or nice, and consider before you answer."
"Different," she muttered after a moment. I didn't push for more than that. I just let my hand drift across to her other breast and continued rubbing.
"And now, seeing that you're getting used to it."
"Still just different," she insisted.
"I hate to have to say it but your nipples seem to disagree with your description. They're saying they like the attention." To illustrate my point I twiddled one erect nipple, watching her face as I did so. Bending over I caught her other nipple in my mouth, sucking lightly. She gave a gasp and pushed at me, so I reluctantly raised my head.
"So we've established that having your breasts stroked doesn't hurt and may even feel nice," I observed.
"No, we haven't," she chipped in, but I ignored that.