Dave and I were hanging out at his place. We get together for a lot of reasons. I've known Dave for a long time. We met in high school and found an instant kinship with each other. I watched Dave build a million dollar business from the ground up and he watched me land a great job with the local college. We had done many things together. We played hooky to attend every opening day of the baseball season. We help each other with home construction projects. We both sought to expose the bottom of beer bottles with the same intensity. As single guys, we had often double dated.
None of my relationships had worked out but Dave landed himself a beauty. Vicky was five foot six with long gorgeous legs, a fantastic butt, nice sized tits and a flat tummy so tempting inside the occasional tight blouses she wore. Her black hair and blue eyes set off her smooth creamy skin and pert little nose. To say that I envied Dave was an understatement. As Dave's best man I could not help but have the transitory wish that Vicky was walking down the aisle to me instead of Dave.
The reason for getting together this night was a rather prosaic one. Vicky was at her sister's bachelorette party and Dave didn't want to sit home alone. School was out of session so I could sleep in late the next morning so I said "What the hell?" and made my way over to Dave's nice house. We watched a little TV but even with three hindered cable channels we could find little to watch that we agreed on. We drank maybe one or two more beers than we should have. My mouth started running.
I told Dave how much I envied him Vicky. Women like her are rare items. Lately my dating experiences had been one bad night after another. It had been months since I had even so much as copped a feel. I moaned long and hard that Vicky's sister, Jill, her spitting image, did not even given me the time of day. Jill was marrying a guy she had known since she was eight. He had proposed to her when they were both twelve, and Jill had promised that, once they grew up, she would marry him. That one day was a week away. Despite being better looking and better paid than Jill's beau, she never saw me as anything more than a good friend of her brother in-law. In short I was miserable.
"Don't worry, Jim something will come along to cheer you up. Maybe even tonight."
Eventually we settled into watching the late night recap of the day's sports on the tube when we heard a knock at the door. Dave opened it to find Stacy, the bachelorette party's designated driver, struggling with a very drunk Vicky. Dave took his nearly comatose wife from the over matched Stacy.
"This is my last delivery of the night," said the very pretty but very flustered Stacy "Jill is already crashed at my place. With all of the out of town guests there was literally no place to put Vicky so I brought her home. I never realized how many of my friends were total lushes and MAN O" MAN do I have some great blackmail photos!"
Stacy and Dave talked for a few more moments before the door closed and Stacy's car could be heard to pull away. I don't think that Stacy even noticed that I was there. Dave is not the biggest guy in the world but even if he was he would have had trouble with Vicky. In the short time since Stacy had left, Vicky had gone from semi-conscious to out cold.
"Lend me a hand, buddy." Dave said to me.
I set down my beer and helped him steer his wife into the bedroom and onto the marital bed. Being so close to Vicky was such a turn on, Her body was firm and vibrant and even though she was sauced to the gills, Vicky still smelled like heaven. My little soldier stirred. As we set her down on the bed, her skirt rode up a bit, giving me a clear shot of her lacy panties. To my horror Dave caught my spying. I turned my head away.
"Think nothing of it, Jim."
Then Dave's expression became something I could not read. He looked at me and said,
"I feel sorry about all of your had luck on the romance front lately, you deserve a pick-me- up, How would you like to undress Vicky while I get her pajamas?"
My jaw dropped open. However, I felt even more stiffening inside my pants at the thought.
"You're drunk Dave. I should probably leave now." I said, trying to be as diplomatic as possible.
"Nonsense, neither one of us has drunk enough to get more than a sweet buzz. Vicky's in no position to care and I sure as hell ain't going to tell her. I've seen how you look at my wife. Trust me it is best for you to get it out of your system before you do something really stupid in the future like make a pass at her."
"Dave."
"Look Jim, we both know that you have the hots for Vicky. If things continue as they are, somewhere, sometime, some day, you will lose control and say something that you shouldn't to my wife. If that happens Vicky will forbid us from being friends anymore. Or at the bare minimum she won't allow you under our roof ever again. I need all the friends I can get, Jim. You've known me the longest. You've been by my side even before I made my first sale. Even today you are the best sounding board I have when it comes to new business ideas. I CAN'T afford to lose you!"
"But Dave..."
Dave shot me a withering look and said, "The only difference, Jim, is that after tonight you will be jerking off to the real thing instead of your imagination!"
After the shock wore off I was able to reply weakly with, "Is it THAT obvious Dave?"