Old Mrs Palfrey is our local wise-woman. I don't know how wise she really is but she did have a dab hand at making potions and unguents. It was a choice between seeing old Mrs Palfrey for a potion or ointment or seeing the quack who claimed to be a doctor most people headed off to see Mrs Palfrey. They knew her potions and things worked.
The problem was that old Mrs Palfrey was just that -- old! She looked to be a hundred and ten, although my mother swears she's only in her eighties. Like that made a lot of difference. She was currently looking for someone to learn how to make the various stuff that she put together but she wasn't too happy with the current crop of young women available. That suited us as we weren't too enthused about spending time with her.
That lack of an apprentice resulted in my mother kindly volunteering my time to go into the woods to pick various herbs and what-nots for Mrs Palfrey.
"You're the Parson's daughter, Cynthia, and it's your duty to help her out. Besides, if not you, who? I don't think any of the other girls could tell sage from thyme when it'd growing wild. You, on the other hand, did very well in your lessons and not only know the various herbs but where they grow."
So there was I, Cynthia Montgomery, eighteen, traipsing through the woods with a wicker basket to collect herbs, when I'd much rather be down at the village flirting with the boys. I was quite sure I'd be getting a marriage proposal soon. Possibly even several. I couldn't wait.
I'd hiked deep into the woods, using some of the animal trails that I knew of. The creek ran through the woods and in several places along the banks were areas where the herbs I wanted were growing. I reached the place I'd been aiming for and started wandering along the edge of the creek, seeking the elusive herb.
"Who are you and what are you doing?" this deep voice asked and I spun around.
"Lord Brucely," I exclaimed, seeing the rider who'd managed to sneak up on me. A magnificent horse, too. A big black stallion, about sixteen hands high. Mind you, the rider certainly looked man enough to handle the brute.
"Ah, no, you're not," he said. "I know this because I am Lord Brucely. Would you care to try again?"
I spluttered indignantly for a moment. Sarcastic brute. Then I took a deep breath and started again.
"Good morning, Lord Brucely. I'm Cynthia Montgomery, the Parson's daughter. I'm currently here to gather some herbs for old Mrs Palfrey as she is running low on things she needs for her potions and she's too old to collect them herself."
He dropped down from his horse, hitching the reins to a branch.
"Doing a good deed as befits the Parson's daughter or are you, by chance, Mrs Palfrey's new apprentice?"
"God forbid, no," I said quickly. "I'm just collecting herbs as part of my Christian duty."
"And very kind of you to volunteer, I'm sure," he said.
"Yes, wasn't it," I said somewhat wryly.
"Ah," he said with a smirk. "I take it you didn't volunteer so much as you were volunteered. Your mother, perhaps?"
I nodded.
"Well, I'll think I'll call you Cyn. With a figure like yours the abbreviation suits you. You can call me Bruce."
The way he was looking at me was making me feel little hot and flustered. Not so hot and flustered as to forget my decorum.
"I certainly cannot call you Bruce," I said. "I wouldn't dream of shortening your name in that familiar manner."
"You wouldn't be shortening my name but you are showing your ignorance of the family Brucely. My given name is Bruce, and I cry a pox on parents who think it's cute to name a child Bruce Brucely. You may call me Bruce with no worries about etiquette."
"That's what you think. My mother would have kittens if she heard me call you Bruce and my father would preach a sermon about forward young ladies."
"As you wish. Did you know that my grandfather used to collect a tax from Mrs Palfrey when she came collecting herbs. He said that she'd turn up once a week, regular as clockwork, to collect her herbs and pay her taxes."
"Taxes? I wouldn't think she had any money to pay her taxes with."
"Oh, she didn't. Because she didn't my grandfather used to claim a forfeit and rape her each visit. It didn't stop her continuing to come on a weekly basis. Makes you think, doesn't it."
I blushed. The thought of old Mrs Palfrey getting raped on a weekly basis by the Lord of the Manor certainly made me think. Why would she keep coming knowing what was going to happen? You'd think she just change the date and time she collected her herbs. It wasn't as though the old Lord would have been able to wait around for her.
"Really," I said repressively. "That's not a fit subject to discuss with me. You'll excuse me if I get on with my collecting."
"The reason I mentioned the taxes is because you're here to collect the herbs so it's your duty to cover the taxes."
"Then I suggest you speak to my father about them," I told him. "I have no money on me, not having expected that I'd need to pay for the herbs."
"You're a little slow at times, aren't you," he said with a big smile on his face, apparently finding me quite amusing.
"I don't consider myself to be slow by any means," I said frowning.
He shook his head, apparently depressed at my obtuseness.
"Put it together slowly. Mrs Palfrey had no money for taxes and paid by getting ravished by my grandfather. You have no money for taxes and will pay for it by. . .?"
By getting ravished by him? I could feel my face turning bright red and could also understand how he thought me to be obtuse.
"Oh, no," I said quickly, criss-crossing my hands in a scrub that idea sort of motion. "Not going to happen. No way."
"Grandfather always said that part of the fun was having to force her each time he collected his tax. Reckons she'd fight like a wildcat, but that made the ultimate conquest all the more enjoyable. And even knowing what was going to happen she still came back, week after week."
I decided that the time had come for me to leave and to stand not on the manner of my leaving. I turned to bolt and found that Bruce was already holding onto my arm. If that was the case I decided that I could emulate a wildcat without any problems. A very angry wildcat.
It turned out that Bruce could emulate a bring-'em-back-alive hunter with no problems. He started off by pinning my wrists together and holding them behind my back in one of his hands. His next rotten move was to haul up my dress and bunch it around my neck. This not only left my arms tangled inside the dress but left my petticoat exposed. He simply pulled the bow that was at the waist and dropped it down, thus hindering my ability to kick him.