My name is John Smith, and I have a passle of blackmail pictures to take advantage of. My next target was Mr. and Mrs. Fields. Mr. Fields is the town minister, and an upstanding member of the Hicksville community. I planned to take him down a few notches.
I approached Mr. Fields after church on Sunday. "I need to make a confession." I told him.
"Sorry." He said, "Son, I'm a protestant minister. We believe in open confession of sins where all members participate."
"But this is a special circumstance." I argued. "I need someone to tell my problem to. Someone I can trust. I can't talk to my parent's about it."
He thought for a moment. "Well, give me about half an hour. I need to see to my parishoners first.
I agreed, and waited for him to finish up and change out of his robes. Then, he led me to his office. I patted my back pack, assuring myself that the manila envelope inside was still there.
"Now, what can I do for you?" Mr. Fields said, offering me a seat.
I unzipped my backpack and dropped the manila envelope on his desk.
"Take a look at these, then we'll talk." I said. I was getting good at this, my voice didn't even waver.
Mr. Fields scanned the pictures in side, nodding as he flipped through each one.
"So my sins are here to haunt me." he said. "What do you want with these?"
"Sex." I said bluntly. "I want to fuck your wife. If you don't let me, the pictures go to the press. I don't know if you've talked to Mr. Smiles yet - he is obviously one of your swinger buddies, but I've already fucked his wife, and I've left them alone since. I am a man of my word (I lied)."
"And how am I supposed to arrange that? He asked, his head hung low.
"I suggest you take the pictures and talk your wife into doing it. After all, her face is among the pictures... along with her pussy." I said, demandingly.
"Once you agree, leave a note on the pin-up board outside. Just write day and time on it. I'll be there. Oh, but do it within two days, or the pics go to the newspaper." I repeated, saying what I'd already said to Mr. Smiles the town mayor.
"And after she complies? Will there be mercy and forgiveness? I doubt it." he said, though humbly.
"I told you I'm a man of my word. I'll be graduating high school in another month. I plan to leave Hicksville forever, after that. The negatives are useless to me then. But, until then, I will keep the negatives. I ill keep my protection from retribution till then." I said, using what I hoped was a religious sounding term.
He looked me in the eyes, searching for something sincere, I think. I looked him back square.
"Look. I'm eighteen and was a virgin till the mayors' wife." I lied. "I'm am horny as a hound dog. I will get laid by your wife, or... or else." I finished.
"We have a daughter. She's only nine." he said.
"Send her away for the evening. I'm not a child molester." I reassured him.
Mr. Fields nodded sizing his options up. Here's where I'd been most worried when I'd come to meet with Mr. Fields. Would Mr. Fields confess his sins to his congregation, removing my hold on him, or would he give in?
"All right. I'll talk to her. You'll get your note - one way or the other." he sighed deeply.
I stood up. "Two days." I said over my shoulder, leaving his office.
That went as well as I could expect, I thought, as I headed home.
I checked the bulletin board outside the church building in the morning, on my way to school. There was no note. But, there was one in the afternoon. It said, tonight and 10PM. Sweet, I thought no waiting around.
Ten o'clock loomed close, and I had my backpack packed. As always, my trusty camera came with me. I raced over to the parsonage next to the church on my Schwinn. I rang the doorbell and Mr. Fields answered. Mr. Fields is a small, slight man. He has a big voice, but that's about all that's big. I pushed past him and into the house. Mr. Fields looked both ways outside his door, before returning and closing it behind him.
I pulled some rope out of my backpack. I'd come prepared this time.
"What's that for?" Mr. Fields asked, looking aghast.
"I'm going to tie you up, so you can't interfere." I stated. "Don't worry, I won't hurt you. I just want you out of the way. I presume you want to be with your wife, but if you prefer, I can tie you up in the bedroom. I plan to spend the night on the couch."
He nodded his head positively, so I assumed he wanted to be tied up in the front room.
I positioned a rocking chair so it faced the couch and tied him to it. I tore off a strip of duct tape and covered his mouth. No more comments from the peanut gallery, I thought. Then, I went looking for Mrs. Fields.
I found her in the bedroom putting away some clothes. She was identical to her husband in body frame, though female - I think. The dumpy dress with high collar showed no bumps where boobs should be.
"Got anything sexy in there to wear?" I asked.
"I don't believe in offering men any temptations." she stated bluntly.
"Really? You didn't dress up for MR. Smiles a week ago?" I asked, pushing home her infidelity.
She turned red. "I only do that for people I care about. You. You're slime." She stated, glaring at me.
I slapped her cheek. Hard. "Now turn the other cheek." I said.
She stood there mollified. "I've got a better idea." I said, going to the attached bathroom. "Don't move."
I rummaged through the drawers, looking for a tube of lipstick. Finding none, I went back into the bedroom. "Where's your lipstick?" I demanded.
"I don't wear any." she stated. "It's a devil's tool that harlots use."