I was just bumming around the house on a Saturday afternoon, watching the game on the TV. The game was, quite frankly, boring. Two second rate teams putting on a second rate performance, with me being too lazy to turn the television off and actually do something. The knock on the door came as a welcome relief. It meant I had to get up off my blot.
I answered the door and Clare was standing there. Let me tell you about Clare. She was the epitome of the local good girl, the one held up as a shining example to all the other children in the neighbourhood. She attended school diligently and applied herself to the lessons. She never got in trouble at school or at home, always being polite and obedient. While not brilliant she was quite intelligent, and passed all her exams easily enough, a result of all that diligent studying.
Clare was quite pretty, looked to be reasonably fit, and had what I consider a good figure. She was also sociable and generally well liked by everyone. She had been a Girl Scout since she was a kid and the reason she was at my door was that she was selling Girl Scout cookies. How sweet. A fine girl in every aspect, everyone agrees.
I can't stand her.
"Afternoon, Clare," I greeted her. "Come on in and show me your wares."
She trotted into the front room and promptly laid out half a dozen boxes of different types of cookies, none of which I wanted.
"You're still in the Scouts?" I said, making it a question. For some reason I thought she'd moved on from that.
"No, not really," she told me. "I gave that up when I turned eighteen, but they asked me to help out with the cookie drive. Fortunately my uniform still fits me."
It fitted all right. Like a glove. A rather tight glove. Somehow I don't think Clare realised just how snugly that uniform fitted her.
"It figures that they'd draft you," I said. "Always willing to lend a hand aren't you. As a matter of curiosity have you ever done the wrong thing?"
She blinked at the question, puzzled.
"Well, of course," she said. "Everyone makes mistakes."
"I'm not talking about making a mistake," I elaborated. "I mean have you ever gone out and done something that you know you shouldn't? Like liberate a packet of chips from the shop when no-one is watching."
"What? No, of course not. I wouldn't deliberately do something wrong. Why would I want to?"
"Just for the hell of it. Don't you get tired of being the local good girl? I bet you've never even received a spanking in your entire life, have you?"
"A spanking? No. My parents never considered it necessary to do that. They'd explain if I was doing something I shouldn't and I'd stop doing it. There was no need for violence."
"A spanking isn't really violence. It's just chastising a child with a little negative reinforcement. Does wonders with some children. All children should have at least one spanking to remember. Helps to keep them on the straight and narrow."
"Well, I've never needed one and I think I've turned out OK," said Clare, her tone of voice saying the subject was now closed.
Unfortunately I was in a contrary mood. Her Little Miss Goodie behaviour was really irking me. Petty of me, I know, but I was still irked.
"It seems to me," I said, rubbing my chin and trying to look thoughtful, "that you just don't know what you've missed. Even at your current age a nice spanking would be just the thing to keep you on the correct path."
"Not going to happen," was the firm reply.
"Not if it's up to your parents," I agreed, "but I'm a good sport. I don't mind filling in for them for a few minutes."
By the time that seeped into her consciousness it was too late. I was already sitting on the couch and pulling her across my knee. She started struggling but way too late; she was lying across my lap with my hand on the small of her back holding her firmly in place. Before she could finish saying don't you dare my hand came down hard where her skirt was stretched tight across her rump.
"But I haven't done anything," she wailed as my hand came down a second time. "This isn't fair."
"Life's not fair," I pointed out, giving her a couple more paddles. "Haven't you figured that out yet?"
I paused the spanking for a moment.
"This silly Girl Scout skirt is too thick. You can't get the full effects with that there. Excuse me for a moment."
With that I pushed her skirt up over her bottom, freeing the playing field as it were. I must admit that I was slightly surprised to see the type of undies she wore. I'd always assumed that a good girl would wear granny panties. Not so.
"Nice panties," I murmured, giving the material a slight tug.
"They're lace and they're expensive," Clare snapped at me. "If you damage them I'll strangle you. Let me up."
"I have a better idea. I'll just make sure your panties are not in a position to get damaged."
There followed a very indignant squeal as I pushed her panties down to where they'd be safe.
"You can't do that," she wailed at me.
"Yes I can. You just saw me do it," I pointed out as my hand came down on her now naked bottom. "This is a much better way to receive a spanking isn't it?"
Women can be contrary creatures. Clare disagreed with my assessment, seeming to think the spanking was a rotten idea. She actually called it that. A rotten idea. Childish terminology in my opinion. Maybe a little variation would help her adjust to the idea.
Now there's not much variation you can give a spanking. A bottom does only have two cheeks, after all. Fortunately there is also that nicely shaped love mound right there next to the bottom, just the right size and shape for a hand to cover it.
Clare had been protesting and complaining about the standard spanking but that paled into insignificance next to the squawk she gave when my hand land smartly on her pudenda.
It was a case of SCREAM and "What do you think you're doing?"
"Sorry," I said, quick with the apology. "My hand didn't mean to land there."
I gave her mound a quick rub to ease the sting. Would you believe she protested over that as well?
"Just trying to ease the sting," I pointed out. "If you don't want me to you only have to say. Now, where were we?"
My hand came down smartly on her bottom again, distracting her from the accidental assault upon her pussy. At least, it distracted her up until my hand landed there again.
There was no scream this time, just a sharp intake of breath and a protest pointing out that I was doing that on purpose.
"What? This?" I asked, hand coming down with a sting on sensitive flesh.
"Yes, that. Don't do it."
"But it's all part of the mystique of having a man spank you," I pointed out. "Um, how does it feel, especially knowing that your, ah, bottom is bare and that the man can see everything."
I was quite surprised at her reaction. Up until that time I don't think she had even considered there was anything sexual about what was happening. She gave a shocked sounding gasp and clamped her legs together tightly.