Walt and Diane looked around the showroom assessing the competition. This was the biggest mattress store in the entire region, selling all 4 of the top brands except for the Simpson Scientific Sleep System. They were posing as a couple in hopes of seeing why this one store moved so many units as compared to every other store.
Drew looked over at the couple at the door tentatively looking around and saw his co-worker was heading over before going back to the young newlyweds he'd been showing the latest in sleep comfort. "I'd tell you to sleep on it, but let's face it, a futon on the floor pretty much makes that impossible." He saw the look they gave each other, "Can I be blunt? Are you looking for a good night's sleep or a good night?" He nodded seeing their look and how red the pretty blonde got, "Look, it's pretty obvious. A young couple like yourselves...right now, sleep isn't perhaps the most important thing you are looking for in a mattress, and believe me, that's how it should be." He pointed around the room, "Every one of these companies stresses how great a night's sleep you'll get with this technology or that, but isn't a mattress used for more than that? A bed is a lot of things and you really have to consider all of it when making an investment like this, reading, playing with the kids, you know... Let me show you something." He turned and heard the girl whisper to her husband with a giggle as he headed over to a mattress by the window.
Walt glanced over at the salesman with the cute young couple and saw how he had them listening to his every word, and yet became perfectly attentive while they talked, asked questions. He turned as a salesman walked up, "Hey, we're just looking around...not quite ready to turn in the old mattress, but just need to see what's out there."
"Sure, go ahead and try them out. Sleep technology is advancing all the time." Jim said looking at the couple. If you need anything, just let me know."
"Thanks, oh, one thing. What brands do you sell?" Diane asked.
"We have the top four selling brands in the market." He listed the major manufacturers.
"What about the Simpson? I've heard it's very expensive, but some say it's worth it." Diane asked.
Jim looked at the couple and grinned, "Very expensive, but a lot of it is marketing. They sell you on custom construction when basically what you'll get is no different than finding the perfect match from an existing mattress. You want cooling technology, check out the Linear over there. You want firmness, the Excaliber is as good as it gets. Right here, you have the fully adjustable unit with individual settings for both sides. Let's face it, a lot of what the Simpson provides you'll find somewhere here." He looked at the couple and shrugged, "On the other hand, if you spring for the Simpson and you'll make more use of it since it sure eats up a lot of your disposable income."
"Thanks, that's very helpful. We'll just look around." Walt said with a smile. After Jim went back to his office he turned to Diane, "Well, that's pretty much what I expected. We need to revisit our marketing focus." He turned, hearing the young blonde ask about the Simpson.
"I heard the couple over there ask about the Simpson, I've heard it's twice as much as any top-end mattress out there, do you know anything about them?" The young girl asked Drew.
"Sure, they're great mattresses, or actually as the call themselves, sleep systems. You know we've talked about firmness, cooling, adjustability? All the differences between all these beds?" Drew swept his arm around the store, "Imagine being able to have it all. They not only custom make every sleep system for each person, but they also use dynamic technology that each user can dramatically modify the behavior of the system on the fly." He grinned knowingly at the couple, "Again, perhaps a bit blunt but a super-soft bed might be great for sleeping, but a bit, um, inefficient for certain other important uses of a mattress." He saw how the girl blushed, "The Simpson can be programmed not only for the individual but for whatever activity or activities you might have in mind."
"But you don't sell the Simpson." The young man responded looking at the salesman, "I mean, it sounds like you're selling it."
Drew shook his head, "If the Simpson is what you folks want, I would urge you to get it," He looked around the showroom, "we have nothing here that can fully compete. All I can say is we hope to come really close to whatever your needs are, but I could never promise you we'd be able to fulfill all your needs. The Simpson is probably the closest you'll find to the perfect bed." He sadly shook his head, "But you'll have to rationalize the added cost for everything they provide. Personally? I'd spend it if I had it. They say you spend a third of your lifetime in bed..." he looked at them knowingly, "...sleeping. I love Simpson and what they develop. Their technology will always trickle down. A lot of what you see here was first developed by those guys."
The young man spoke quietly, "Um, ok. What if Sherrie likes it, you know, from behind?"
"Billy!" the beet red girl hissed as she slapped his arm.
"That's what you should be asking," Drew looked at the couple. "Come over here where it might be a bit more private, but you're asking the right questions." He led them into the corner. "Ok, doggy style? Yes, I was going to suggest the Excaliber for you since you want firmness, but the Serenity with the pillowtop makes a lot more sense. Ever get done with vigorous intimacy and your knees and elbows hurt? The Serenity has the firmness of the Excaliber but cushioning for your knees. Also, with the tri-gauge springs it is incredibly stable, check this out." He pushed the foot of a mattress and they saw the mattress rocked forward four inches. Then he led them across to the other side and told them to push hard on the foot of that mattress. The bed barely rocked.
Blushing, the girl leaned over and asked quietly, "Ok, just out of curiosity, are there mattresses better for sex than others?"
"Great question. These we looked at are really geared for side-sleepers. Not great for the non-sleep activities. This one, and of course the Serenity are really great for some of the more-aerobic activities."
The girl giggled, "I like that term. So much less embarrassing."
"And I assume the Simpson is great for both?" Billy asked.
The young blonde pulled her husband close, "Forget it. We both really like the Serenity and it's a third the price of the Simpson. Maybe after we wear this one out..." She said as she stroked her husband's arm. "How soon can we get it?"
Walt and Diane watched as the salesman walked the couple over to fill out the paperwork. "Ok, that was amazing. We need to find out who that guy is. Sold that couple on a mattress while saying nothing but good things about the competition."
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"Hi, I'm Drew. You don't look like you need a mattress, but what can I do for you?" he smiled, "Jim said you wanted to talk to me?"
"Why don't you think we are looking for a bed?" Walt asked.
"Sorry, it's just that couples looking around are dressed for flopping down, rolling around, getting a feel of the bed, you know. Plus, whatever you're sleeping on is working. No sign of neck cricks, achy joints. Both walking fluidly and pardon my bluntness, no bags under your eyes." He looked at them both, "When you walked in, I was thinking competition checking us out or buying for a friend." He looked at their hands, "You are married," he commented to the woman, "happily I can see, and you are not married."
Diane laughed, "Ok, do you check out everyone who comes in like that? How do you know I'm happily married, and perhaps he doesn't like wedding rings."
"You use your left hand to indicate things. You're proud of your rings, and well you should be. At least a 1-carat diamond set in a custom setting, platinum. He has an indent but has not worn his for at least a year. I'm not going to ask."
"Perhaps we're having an affair." Diane prompted, "We could be, I could be unhappily married but love the rings and maybe if I'm unhappy I'm looking for happiness with him.
"Could be, but sorry, you show no attraction to each other. Strictly business, plus you never actually looked at or got the feel of a single mattress in here. You checked out the signage, the staff and, well perhaps the general atmosphere of the store. When you go undercover, spying, it would be better to be a bit touchy-feely. Couples who mattress shop tend to touch each other a bit more than those who are looking at, say cars, or septic tanks." He smiled.
"Ok, you got us," Diane replied. She pointed to a middle-aged couple talking to Jim. "Them?"
"Dressed to check out mattresses. She's wearing designer and a tee-shirt, he's not wearing a three-piece," he glanced at the man, "Theirs is most likely an ultra-soft mattress from one or the other's previous marriage. He has sore hips, a side-sleeper on an overly firm mattress and see how he keeps trying to crack his neck? She's happy to get rid of the bed she and her ex shared and get something less firm to make him happy. See how she keeps putting her hand on his arm, he touches her lower back? Those are possessive signs, but also signs of intimacy. They are in the wrong store, though." Drew added, looking back at the couple.
"Why? Where should they be?" Walt asked.