All aspects of the story are fictional. All characters that participate in sexual activity are over the age of 18.
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Chapter 1
Zoe waited for this moment every week. It was girls' night out, and she had a new invention from PlasmaTech to show off. Technically, it was frowned upon to take prototypes out for personal use, but Zoe had perfected "borrowing" items without getting caught.
"So what have got for us this week, Zoe?" Karen asked, looking down at the strange helmet on the table between them.
"Ladies, I present to you the Neurofier. This baby can raise or lower intelligence and alter personality," Zoe said proudly.
"Wait, another invention that messes with your head? Didn't you learn your lesson from the dream intensifier? I still have trouble sleeping sometimes," Sarah said eying the device suspiciously.
"The Oneironator was a mistake, I'll admit. But that was different - it was much earlier in the development cycle. The Neurofier is already undergoing human testing with very promising results!" Zoe assured her.
Sarah didn't look convinced. "Okay... say this thing is safe enough for us to test it out. I fail to see how making us even smarter than we are is going to facilitate a fun night out?"
Zoe smiled mischievously, "I wasn't thinking of making us smarter. I thought it might be fun to make ourselves dumber for a night. Go IQ slumming. See how the other side lives."
"That does sound interesting," Sarah admitted. "What do you think, Karen?"
"Let's give it a shot. What's the worst that could happen?"
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Zack couldn't help but notice the three women as they walked in. They seemed to be in their mid-20s and they had on tight party dresses that emphasized the curves of their bodies very nicely. Their hair colors were something straight out of an old joke ("A blonde, a brunette and a redhead...") and they all seemed to be giggling to each other about something. He and Paul had struck out a few times tonight, but he had a good feeling about these chicks. He watched as they walked up to bar to order a drink. As they were pulling out money to pay (the redhead seemed to be struggling to figure out how many bills she needed to put down), Zack walked over to them.
"Hey ladies, let me take care of that for you," Zack said putting some money down on the bar.
They all exchanged glances a little uncertainly, but the redhead looking somewhat relieved said, "Sure."
"Would you ladies like to join me and my buddy over there?" Zack said, directing their gazes to the to a table in the corner.
They whispered quickly amongst themselves, and finally the blonde one spoke up. "We'd, like, love to."
When they were all seated, Zack took a sip of his beer before beginning to speak. "The name's Zack, by the way. My buddy's Paul." Paul raised his glass in acknowledgment.
The blonde one spoke next, "I'm, uh, Zoe. And this is Karen," she gestured to the redhead, "and Sarah," she gestured to the brunette.
"What do you all do for a living?" Zack asked.
"I'm a, uh..." Karen frowned, "what's that thing where you do things with number?"
"Math?" Paul offered.
"Math! That's it, I'm, like, a mathe- mathema-, uh, math person." Karen said proudly.
Somehow Zack doubted that, but she wouldn't be the first person to lie at a bar. He was interested to see what the other girls came up with.
"I do astrology," Sarah said.
"Oh, like, horoscopes and stuff?" Zack asked.
"No, stupid! I study, like, stars and planets."
"Isn't that astronomy?" Paul asked a bit amused.
"Astron-o-mee? That doesn't sound right," Sarah said her face screwed up in concentration. "Wait, no I think you're right! I think astron-my sounds like what I do."
Zoe was the last to go. "I work at PlasmaTech. I work in the labs and do science and stuff." She had a little trouble reading Zack and Paul's faces, but she assumed that they were as impressed as people usually were when hearing the girls' jobs.
"You girls sound like certified geniuses," Paul said resisting the urge to laugh.
"Wait!" Karen said. "Did the helmet thingy not work? Are we still smart?"
"I dunno." Zoe said. "It is an prototype. Maybe we should check?"
"We totally should," Sarah said turning to the boys, "We'll be right back!"
Leaving their half-finished drinks on the table, they walked to the restroom. Zack and Paul were both left wondering what had just happened. In the bathroom, Zoe took the helmet out of her purse and put it on her head.
"What's it say?"
Karen looked at it, "It says 'IQ 80.' I'm pretty sure that's a big number. We must have forgotten to make ourselves dumb."
"Wait, wasn't it like one-fifty or something before?" Zoe asked.
"I'm pretty sure fifty is less than eighty," Karen said, "Maybe we were trying to set you to fifty and we forgot?" Before Zoe could protest (she was pretty sure that one-fifty was bigger than eighty), Karen hit the down button until the display said "IQ 50."
"Woah," was about all that Zoe could manage as she felt a pleasant warmth spread through her head.
Karen and Sarah watched expectantly as Zoe's eyes seemed to glaze over for a few seconds. "Well, do you feel any dumber?"
"I, uh, I don't know. Maybe?" Zoe said. "Ask me something only a smart person would know."
Karen thought of the hardest math problem she could. "What's 3 times 3?"
Zoe thought hard about the question, but her thoughts seemed to be coming like molasses. "Uh, 6?"
"Okay, Zoe's done. Now time for you Sarah." Karen said, taking the helmet off of Zoe's head and putting it on Sarah's head. Again the display said 'IQ 80.' "Looks like we forgot to do you as well, Sarah." Pretty soon the display read 'IQ 50.'