It was always awkward dropping in on an ex-boyfriend, but it was a lot more awkward when you had to explain to them that you were really there to talk to their sex toy. "I'm sorry, you want to what?" Aaron said, looking more bewildered than upset. She really couldn't blame him. It was an amicable enough split, but they didn't exactly hang out either, and he certainly didn't come to her apartment to chat with her vibrator.
Charity sighed, swallowing a little bit more of her dignity as she repeated herself. "I want to talk to your Girl, okay? Just for about, maybe, five or ten minutes. Um, alone." He didn't say anything for a long moment, and she squirmed under the intensity of his raised-eyebrow stare. "Look, I'm not going to break her or anything. I just want to, um...find out some stuff. Their website is kind of shitty-" That was the understatement of the year, she mentally added. "So I figured I'd, you know. Talk to one."
Aaron kept staring at her. The seconds ticked by in miniature eternities. Silently, Charity wished he would just say no so that she could go to the next person on her list, even if she wasn't looking forward to it. Asking to talk to her ex-boyfriend's Girl(tm) was weird, but it was nothing compared to the idea of knocking on her little sister's door. For the first time ever, Charity genuinely wished she had the kind of female friends that gossiped about their sex life a lot.
Finally, Aaron spoke. "I thought you didn't like Girls," he said. He still didn't seem angry, but Charity could pick up an undercurrent of smug 'I told you so' amusement in his voice. Charity knew he was going to bring that up before she even knocked on the door, and she'd already decided it would be easier to suck it up and eat a little crow than have the kind of conversation that she couldn't bring herself to have while they were dating.
"Yeah, well," she said with a shrug, giving Aaron a smile that was both sheepish and insincere. "I'm not saying I've changed my mind, but I figured it couldn't hurt to ask a few questions, right?" She tried to force a little forced nonchalance into her voice, just to make it sound like she cared more than she wanted to admit about the whole thing. It was easier to do because it was technically true; she did care a lot more than she wanted to admit about the whole thing. But Aaron was still completely in the dark about the thing that was so important to her, and that was what mattered to Charity.
Sure enough, Aaron rolled his eyes a little and said, "Come on. I keep her in the bedroom." He led her down a short hallway to a bedroom that was just a little bit nicer than the one he had when they were dating-bigger, which was only to be expected after the promotion he got, but also better kept. Charity wondered if the Girl did some of the cleaning for him, or if he'd just gotten a little bit tidier after he hit the high side of thirty.
The Girl sat on a stool in the corner, posed a little bit like Rodin's Thinker if he'd been in the habit of sculpting naked robot women. Her eyes flashed when they entered the room like a computer monitor coming out of sleep. "Hello, Aaron," she said, smiling warmly. "I see you've brought someone to meet me."
Aaron smiled at the Girl with a warmth that Charity had some very uncharitable thoughts about. "She's an old friend who wanted to speak privately to you," he said, the ironic tone of a few moments ago now completely gone. "I'm going to leave the two of you alone for a few minutes, but..." He frowned slightly, lost for words for a moment. "Nothing romantic, please? Not even if she asks. Things are settled between us, and I'd rather not complicate them."
The Girl nodded. "Of course, Aaron," she replied, sounding oddly indulgent in her agreement. Charity somehow expected her to sound like a maid or a nanny or something, all verbal curtsies and 'sir' after every sentence and 'how may I please you?' as a conversation starter, but this Girl sounded like she was letting the dog sit on the couch with her to watch television. It made it a little harder for Charity to hide the reason she came; her cheeks prickled with the heat of an involuntary blush.
Once again, though, her specific embarrassment was covered by the general embarrassment of the situation. Aaron smirked at her, but it felt like the smirk of someone who thought his ex-girlfriend was finally doing what she should have done a long time ago and getting over her weird reticence about sex. Charity was okay with that. Well, not *okay* okay, because it brought up a lot of painful memories about the way that they drifted apart over a wide and aching gulf in sexual compatibility that he couldn't even understand, let alone bridge, but at least she wouldn't have to have another halting conversation about 'sexual, y'know, fantasies' that trailed off into choking silence.
Like the silence that persisted for a good few seconds after Aaron left the room. The Girl sat expectantly, her glowing eyes a soft blue that almost matched the blue in Charity's own irises, while Charity tried to figure out exactly what she was going to say and how the Girl was going to take it. The five seconds of silence stretched to ten, then to twenty, until finally Charity blurted out the first thing that came to her mind just to break it. "Your website sucks!" she snapped, far louder than she intended.
The Girl's head tilted to one side slightly, putting Charity in mind of a dog that understood that you were upset but couldn't really comprehend the reason. "I'm sorry," she said, her voice soft and soothing in a way that made Charity decide to take a seat on the bed before her unaccountably wobbly knees gave way. "I can tell that this is upsetting to you. Please, tell me all about it."
Charity watched the Girl's eyes, wondering if they were going to begin changing color like in the videos, but they stayed resolutely blue. She tried not to show her disappointment. "Well, I wanted to request a custom model, but there's no customer service number anywhere. There's not even a contact form you can fill out. There's just the order form for the standard model and the stupid little 'Over 630 million served' dealie. I mean, how does someone get in touch with you if something goes wrong?"
The Girl reached out to put a hand on Charity's knee, then seemed to think better of it. "Usually, we handle it ourselves before the client even has a chance to notice an issue. In an extreme case, one that causes distress to our owner, we alert our Quality Assurance teams and they provide a replacement model, but that's extremely rare. There's generally no reason to assume that a customer will need to make direct contact with us."
"Well, I needed to!" Charity barked, feeling irrationally irritated at the Girl sitting uncomfortably close to her. It wasn't like it was her fault-she didn't design the website or anything-but she was there and Charity had finally gotten frustrated enough with the situation to want to yell at someone. And unlike the counterperson at Macy's, the Girl didn't have feelings to hurt. "I want to talk to someone about making a custom Girl. I've got the money to pay for it, whatever it costs."