The elevator slowly crept up to Raymond's apartment.
Val, Weiss, and Patti stood in the middle of the living room. All of them could feel the nervous energy in the air. Val had to consciously keep herself from pacing around the room.
"I suppose it's too late to get another glass of whiskey," Weiss chuckled. She didn't seem scared on the outside, but Val could tell from the way she squeezed her hand that she was downright terrified.
Val kissed Weiss on the cheek. "We're gonna be fine. Just zip in, get Raymond, and wait for the team to get back. Everything's gonna work out."
"You sound confident."
"I
am
confident."
"I'm not!" said Patti with a nervous giggle.
Weiss rolled her eyes, a nervous grin spreading across her face. "You wanna head back home? You can just hang out at the bar until we're done."
"And miss a chance to punch some rich shitstain in the teeth? Fuck that."
The elevator dinged.
The doors opened.
* * *
At 3:47 PM, a portal opened in the meeting room of Rainbow Tower.
Val, being used to sudden shifts in gravity, landed on her feet. The two people she traveled with did not.
"Ow!" Weiss shouted, landing on her side. "Valerie, you didn't say we'd be falling!"
"Sorry!" Val said. "I thought it would be cool!"
"It was a nice idea," Patti groaned, stumbling to her feet and rubbing her butt.
"Val?"
All three women looked up and froze.
There, sitting around the table, were the four other members of Team Rainbow.
Reuben rose from his chair and stared at them. "Madame Blanc, I presume?"
"Oh, shit," Weiss said quietly.
"What the fuck are you still doing here?" Patti said. "Didn't Raymond-"
"Patti?" Yun-hee bolted upright, her jaw dropping in shock. "What are you doing here?"
"Oh, hey," Patti replied. "Love the lipstick, it's a good color on you."
"Thanks," Brayden said, before pausing and realizing who Patti was actually talking to. "S-Sorry."
"I don't understand," Val said, fear starting to creep through her body. "Why didn't Raymond send you after us?"
The PA clicked on. "She's not here!" Raymond shouted, sounding slightly out of breath. "Should've known that bitch would trick me..."
Raymond went to the apartment? On his own? Why would he-
"Hello?" Raymond said. "I'm on the right frequency, right?"
"Yes, Mr. Hawthorne," Reuben replied.
"Then why aren't you talking?"
"Because..." Reuben trailed off, a pained look on his face.
"Because what?" Raymond spat. "Say it!"
"B-Because she's here!" Reuben gasped.
"She's
what
?! Why-" Raymond groaned, like he was trying to hold something back. "D-Don't lay a finger on her! I won't allow you to hurt her!"
"What the fuck is going on..." Patti muttered.
"Oh, shit..." Val said, the realization dawning on her. "He
couldn't
send the team after us. You programmed him not to!"
"Yeah, she did," Raymond growled. "And it's not fun."
"L-Listen, Raymond," Weiss said, trying to maintain her composure, "I do feel quite bad about doing that to you-"
"Oh, so
now
you decide to grow a conscience? Not when you were going around town, doing God knows what to all those people? Not when you were having your way with Val?"
"She didn't hurt me!" Val cried. "She... we... it's not what you think!"
"Oh, what?" Val could almost hear Raymond rolling his eyes over the phone. "You think you love her or something? Is that it?"
"Yes! I do!" Val felt the eyes of all her teammates burning into her.
So now it's out there. Funny. Didn't hurt as much as I thought it would.
Raymond chuckled softly. "Isn't that sweet? Well, let's see what that love is really worth. I can't send the team after Blanc, but I can send them after
you
, Val."
"Mr. Hawthorne, please!" Gibson pleaded. "Don't you dare make us hurt Val!"
"Your objection is duly noted, Gibson. Once Val's back on the team, you and I will have a nice, long chat to help you clear all that out."
"Wait-"
"Team Rainbow. Get Val."
Click.
The room went quiet.
For a long while, nobody spoke. Nobody moved. Nobody wanted to make the first strike.
"Val..." Reuben whispered. "I'm so sorry."
"It's okay," Val sighed. "I know what you're fighting against. I won't hold it against you."
She grabbed onto Weiss and Patti's hands and fell through the floor.
* * *
"Ow, fuck! Stop
doing
that, Valerie!"
Weiss groaned and rose to her feet, her eyes straining in the darkness. "Where the hell are we, anyway?"
"My new apartment," Val responded. "Or, at least, what
would
be my new apartment, if we don't get Raymond under control."
Patti pulled out her lighter and waved it around, getting to grips with the sudden change in environment. "Are we still in the tower?"
"Yeah." Val sighed. "Look, I fucked this up. I should've realized the team would still be here, and now I've dragged you both into a warzone. So I'm giving you a chance to bail out now."
Weiss blinked. "Are you serious?"
"Just say the word, and I'll send you back to the bar."
"You thought we'd come all this way only to leave you at the last minute? I'm almost offended, Valerie."
"It's me they're after, Weiss, and even if they're ordered not to hurt you, it's not safe-"
"Oh, shut
up
, Val!" Patti rolled her eyes. "We're sticking with the plan, it's just that now we've got four people to flash instead of one."
"Those four people can shoot lightning, wind, ice, and heat vision at us."
"I'm trying to not let that sink in, Val." Patti paused and flicked her eyes towards the lighter, a slightly devious smile spreading across her face. "So it's three-on-four right now, yeah?"
"Patti," Val said, "what are you planning?"
"I think I can make it four-on-three." Patti flicked off the lighter and burst out into the hallway, sprinting wildly in a random direction. "Come and get me, assholes!"
"Patricia!" Weiss cried, poking her head out the door.
"What does she think she's doing?" Val shouted, running after her.
Just as Patti raced past a stairwell, Gibson descended from the upper floor. "Hey!"
Yun-hee ran past him, chasing Patti down the hall. "I-I got her! You guys worry about Val!"
When Gibson turned around and saw Val, she was already turning around and heading back for the room. As she got closer and closer, she felt wind at her back, steadily growing in intensity until it became so strong it lifted her off her feet. She tried to grab onto something, but she was too far away from any of the doors to get a firm grip. Val flailed wildly, spinning around in mid-air and catching glimpses of Reuben and Brayden as they joined Gibson.
"Valerie!" Weiss shouted as she zoomed past the room, rapidly approaching the back wall.
This is gonna hurt...
Val braced herself and opened a portal a few feet in front of her. She flew straight into it and landed in the room at what felt like terminal velocity. She heard something crack; she wasn't sure if it was her ribs or the laminate flooring.
Weiss rushed to Val's side. "Are you okay?"
"That's a loaded question," Val groaned. She rolled over onto her back and slowly sat up, wincing in pain. "They know we're in here now. Yun's going after Patti."
"Can you stand up?"
Val rose to her feet and cracked her neck. "I've had worse."
Weiss readied the machine and aimed it at the door. "We've got about 15 minutes till Raymond gets back here. We need to get everyone either un-brainwashed or at least incapacitated by then. You ready?"
Val leaned against the doorframe and took a deep breath. "As I'll ever be..."
* * *
Yun-hee rounded a corner and skidded to a halt. She couldn't tell if Patti was exhausted from running or what, but she was standing in the middle of the hallway, waiting for her.
Patti grinned. "You look good, Yun."
"Why are you working with Blanc?" Yun-hee demanded. As if today couldn't get any more insane, now one of her old friends from her kinkier days was working with a supervillain who brainwashed her teammate.
"Why else?" Patti grinned. "World domination!"
"Well, at least I know you're still you." Yun-hee rolled her eyes. Patti was always prone to this kind of exaggeration. Was she doing this to piss Yun-hee off, or just for her own amusement?
"And are
you
still yourself?" Patti pointed at Yun-hee dramatically. "Or has Raymond left you broken just like he did with Val?"
Yun-hee winced. She knew she wouldn't be able to speak a single negative word about Mr. Hawthorne, so she tried to steer the conversation back in her favor. "You're one to talk, working with someone who goes around town brainwashing people!"
"She was brainwashing
the rich
, Yun."
Is she for real?