"Fuck you Brad I don't know why I still hang out with you. Transphobic piece of shit" Danni snapped, jumping up off Brad's large sectional and storming to put her shoes on. Brad tossed his controller down and jumped up as well, chasing after her.
"Danni bro what the hell? I thought we were having fun!? What the shit man?" Brad asked, genuinely confused by his lifelong friend's actions, but not minding the shape of her ass as it swayed away. Danni reached the door and sat on the bench in the hall to put on her snow boots as she huffed angrily and glared at Brad.
"Man? Dude? Jesus Brad I've got tits for christ's sake! When are you going to stop acting like I'm just another guy you hang out with!? I thought you not treating me any differently was sweet till I realized you really aren't treating me any differently! You're not even acknowledging my transition. I mean I stuck with Danni as my name but I bet you still think of me as "Danniel, the kid from down the street" She snapped angrily, pulling on her ugs and standing up.
Brad put one hand gently on her shoulder and shoved her back down. Danni hit the bench with a thud and felt a shock of fear run through her involuntarily. Brad had always been big and tough, he'd played football in highschool and had sent more than one kid to the hospital for picking on her. He'd even beaten the fuck out of her brother after he laid hands on her upon coming out. But she'd not really experienced his strength firsthand since before they hit puberty.
"First off fuck you the only person who ever called you Daniel was your Mimi and she's been dead ten years. Secondly I've been your biggest supporter for the longest time and I've stood by you through everything. I'm the one who drove you to the hospital for your titjob and I'm the one who gave you half your hormone shots before they put you on the patches. So don't talk to me like I'm some asshole who's stood against you this whole time. And no, I don't think of you as a chick, but there's a good reason for that I've never told you before, and if you wanna hear it you gotta promise not to be weird about it alright?" He asked angrily.
Danni stared at him, but something in his expression made her take him seriously. She had to admit he was right. He was her greatest and oldest ally in everything, it was a bit dramatic to fly off the handle at such relatively harmless comments. She sighed and bent down, pulling her boots off before looking at him expectantly. Brad took a step back, still blocking the door, and gestured back into the house. She sighed and stood, walking back to the living room but taking up a position in the chair that didn't face the TV so she could sternly stare at him on the couch.
"So...Spill it. You've done all these great things for me but you still refuse to acknowledge I've transitioned. That I'm a woman now. Why the fuck can't you accept me for who I am?" She said accusingly as he flopped down on the leather couch and grabbed his beer, taking a swig.
Brad was a big guy, and a Guy's Guy to boot. But the way he carried himself was always so relaxed, like nothing and no one could bother or threaten him. It was that easy charm that made him such a heartbreaker, managing to bed all the most attractive girls in their highschool, and then pull some models and even a pornstar or two while in college.
"So to understand why I don't think of you as a chick, I gotta come clean about something. And if you ever tell anyone what I'm about to tell you I will deny it and have witnesses. So fuck you if you fuck me. Understand?" He asked, looking around conspiratorially.
Danni huffed and nodded, knowing her friend well enough to know that following this bluster he was likely gonna say some bullshit. "So when we were in 8th grade you remember I bought that crazy ass ring at the antique store?" He asked.
"You mean the one with the golden dick on it? And you said that if any of those queer bashing assholes came after me again you'd hit them with it really hard so that they got branded with a dick?" She snorted. Brad nodded and held up his finger, showing that the ring was on it. Danni puzzled over it for a minute, she'd never noticed it before, which was odd because they hung out all the time. But it looked not only well worn, but almost like it was bonded to his finger somehow. Like the flesh had grown around it.
"Well it turns out the ring is a curse...well sort of. It makes it so every woman wants you, but you can't father any children. Which like...I don't want kids anyway. But any woman who sees my cock goes into like a trance and will do pretty much whatever I say to get it. Like, whore their whole world away for a taste of my dick. It's how I've lived so well for so long bro. I worked that summer at the country club in highschool and "made friends' ' with the richest women in town to get in with their husbands and get stock tips. One even left me this house in her will. Kids were pissed! It's also why I get like..any chick I want. Most dudes send a dick pick they get mocked. I send one half an hour later and most of em are sucking me off. The really hard headed ones take a video but still." He sighed, taking another long swallow of his beer, and then affixing her with the most serious expression she'd seen since he told her he was leaving town for college.
Danni took a deep breath and tried to match his intensity for a moment, but couldn't manage it and finally gave a heavy and weary sigh. "Brad if you think it's weird I'm trans or just can't let go of us growing up together, fine ya just say that shit. But don't feed me some bullshit about magic rings or cocks to cover up your transphobia." She stood again to leave but he was on his feet in front of her with his hand up.
"Danni, you saw my cock. Every girl who's ever seen my cock from the old bat nurse Dratlin at school to every girl on my floor at college has fallen for it. They go all zombie eyed and tell me that they need to worship my cock. You saw it and didn't even flinch! I'm sorry bro! I support you 110% and I thought maybe it was a fluke and it just wouldn't do trans girls cus the magic is like...old. And maybe when they made the curse they wouldn't have known about trans girls so they weren't included. But you remember Celeste?" He asked.
Danni did, the beautiful blond girl who'd been going to her same clinic. She and Brad had really hit it off in the waiting room at some point, and shortly thereafter Brad had taken her out and later bragged about taking her to bed. He remarked a bit on how different it was with a trans girl, but not in a bad way. Much to Danni's chagrin he described how
Easy to control
she was because she came with this
Fun little Joystick
that he could use her like a puppet. Danni had smacked him pretty hard after that and told him to stop being so vulgar.
He hadn't been as descriptive about his conquests after that. Sometimes she missed it. Being one of three lesbians in their small town with the other two being a young married couple who moved to the mountains for seclusion and weren't really into swinging meant setting her tinder range far enough to reach the outskirts of Missoula and hoping. "And then I thought maybe it was because you were a lesbian. But like I've done lesbians before. They just justify it and say they're not into me, they just need to serve my cock. So I tried it out on Leah and Michelle just to make sure and...well let's just say it's a good thing I can't have kids cus if I could they'd have some explaining to do."
Danni sat back down and shook her head. She knew he was delusional about his prowess, and probably exaggerating his conquests, but this was fucking ridiculous. Still, if this was his ridiculous justification, she had to admit at least he was just crazy and not transphobic."Whatever Brad.. Keep thinking you can hypnotize women with your cock. I don't care as long as you Cut out the fucking 'Man' Shit okay. I'll let dude and bro slide. But you also gotta at least act like you acknowledge my transition in public. Treat me like a girl." She glared, jabbing a finger at him.
Brad swigged the last of his beer and tossed it haphazardly into a trashcan before glaring at her. "Number one, totally down to stop calling you Man, will make an attempt moving forward. Number two, I think it's bullshit you don't believe me after all we've been through together. What can I do to prove it to you?" He asked.
"Well you can't show me your dick since firstly I don't believe it's actually magic and secondly I don't wanna see it. So fuck if I know Brad. Let's just pretend this whole thing never happened and you just cut the shit with the 'Man' Talk?" She asked quietly, hoping to put a lid on the whole thing before he got any more out of pocket. Brad's face lit up and he smiled.
"So...who's a girl on your phone you know 100% wouldn't know me or be interested in me. Total rando who hates men. You give me her number, I send her a dick pic. If she responds with like 'what the fuck' I'm full of shit. I'm a transphobic piece of shit and I don't know what I'm talking about. If she gets thirsty and starts begging for it you've gotta acknowledge what I'm saying and understand that the way I see you isn't my fault!" He smirked, handing her his phone. Danni pushed it back.