"This is gonna rock, you know, seducing the pizza delivery person? Whatever their sex, they're about to go all slutty on us, aren't they? Who knows? Maybe they'll join us ... permanently?" Chrissy dared to hope, giddy with the prospect of luring more people into our wanton lifestyle.
"This should be fun indeed, I think. Half of me wants it to be a woman so that Dan and I can get our fair share of strange, though admittedly, we're both open to other men ... the other half wants it to be another man, so that, well, you get the idea. Well, you get the conflict. Both are enjoyable scenarios," Jon confessed to both of us, making me laugh a bit.
"So, roll with it, either way, boyo. I'm sure that your good lady wife is. After all, it's apparent that sexual orientations are a worry of the past and she's as ready to try out her own sex as you are with me and other men. Whatever happens ... happens. Whatever it is, it will involve us fucking this lucky bitch or bastard into next week, I dare say," I commented, just as the doorbell rang and I answered it ... now quite naked.
Lo and behold, the vision that greeted me was none other than Mireya Cadiz, a Cuban cutie who dated me for about two months before, you guessed it, she caught me. In this case, it was with her cousin ... her male, very gay cousin, Rafael, who also happened to be a drag queen in his case (a damn sexy one, in fact, under the alter ego of "Rita Culo"). I wasn't one hundred percent positive whether it was more the idea that I might have cheated on her (though again, I never spelled it out), general jealousy about other lovers, or the notion that I might not be totally straight that bothered her more. I supposed, right then, seeing her again, that I would find out very fast, wouldn't I? First, though, I wanted her ... and I wanted her badly.
This was when the bigger shocker occurred. Mireya set the pizza down, then walked over to slap me, forcing me to block the slap, and finally puckered up for the wettest, juiciest, wildest kiss that she ever gave me in our mutual history. I stood in shock for once, especially once Mireya took her payment, crossed out the generous tip that she saw me leave her, and wrote down..."you" in its place. Then she bent over, showing me that she had a zipper in the back of her skirt, which I proceeded to unzip and expose her thong.