To: Lindsey
From: Jen
Sent: May 24th 20XX 10:48 AM
Subject: Ok, I'll admit...he's cute!
Alright little sis, you know how much I really hate to do this but...I'm...I'm...damn this is hard to type, no less say. Alright here we go. I'm sorry. There, I said it, and I swear to god if you tell anyone I'll straight up shoot you! (just kidding, sis, you know I love you)
I really do have to say that it looks like you managed to find a good guy with Steve, I'm so proud of you! Given all of the guys you have dated in the past, I was pretty sure that sooner or later I was going to have to help Dad bury a body or just cover up a murder for him. But you really got a good one this time!
Of course now that we both know he's a hypnotist, I think he might have ended up putting the whammy on you in more ways than one. Hell, I think he put the whammy on me too because I haven't been able to stop thinking about him all morning! And I'm so glad you're cool with that sis, you really are growing up so fast!
I can't wait for our double date on Saturday! Does it count as a double date if there is only one guy?
OMG I honestly just giggled out loud. What the hell is wrong with me this morning? I'll see you on Saturday, sis!
Love, Jen
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Fourteen hours earlier...
Jen had been pacing back and forth in her living room for the last fifteen minutes. Her sister, Lindsey, was on her way over with her mysterious new boyfriend. A man that she had known less than 48 hours at this point, and whom she was convinced she was going to marry. "Damn is that girl dumb..." she commented to no one. "Ok, that's not nice. You don't know, Jen, he might be really nice. He might be as suave and sweet as Lindsey says. Yeah, because her track record shows she has the ability to pick a guy. Probably has a neck tattoo and three child support payments." Jen let out a loud frustrated growl, that slowly turned into a scream, before taking a slow deep breath to calm herself down. "It will be ok, it will be ok. You are calm. You are centered." Just as she managed to calm down, there was a playful knock at the door. It was almost musical, although she couldn't pick out the song that her sister was trying to play. "You are losing your shit. You are stressed. You own a gun." She shook her head vigorously. "Ok, that's enough. Time to woman-up and face this like an adult."
She moved to the door and took one final long, slow breath before putting on a fake smile and opening the door. "Linds! Hey! Come on in." she said, throwing her arms out wide to give her sister a hug.
Lindsey bounced through the door excitedly and gave her sister a big hug. She was smiling from ear to ear and seemed to be blushing as she turned to the neat, well kept, blonde haired man behind her. "Sis, I want you to meet..." Lindsey paused. Her mind seemed to be completely frozen as she tried to think of the man's name. It always seemed to be just out of reach from her mind.
Seeing that the poor girl was locking up, and realizing that he had never actually given Lindsey his name, real or otherwise, he took a step forward and offered Jennifer his hand with a smile. "Steve, my name is Steve." he lied with a smile.
"Pleasure to meet you..." Jen said with her best fake smile. She reached out to shake the man's hand, only to have him take her hand softly and then kiss the back of it. Jen couldn't help but blush as he did so, and for the first time she noticed something about 'Steve'. "There is something oddly familiar about him..." she thought to herself. "Almost like I know him from somewhe..." her thought abruptly stopped as her face ever so slightly went slack. For a split second her pupils dilated as she thought to herself, "I have never seen this man before." A second later her smile returned.
During this brief exchange Lindsey simply stared off into space as she thought to herself. "Steve, his name is Steve. Of course I knew that. I have always known that."
Jen finally moved from the door and motioned for both of them to come in. "I'm afraid I'm not much of a cook. But the pizza was delivered a few minutes ago, so let's sit down and get to know each other shall we?" she said with a much more genuine smile than she had a few moments ago.
The Apprentice, acting under the pseudonym of 'Steve', simply smiled "Oh, I know you pretty well already" he said to himself as he took a seat next to Lindsey, always playing the part of the good boyfriend.
Their dinner was rather uneventful, with Jennifer asking the normal big sister questions like 'how did you meet?', etc. 'Steve' lied through all of them, of course. That is until she asked one perfect question as an opening. "So, tell me, what do you want to do with your life Steve?"
The hypnotic apprentice looked up at Jennifer with a devious grin and said "I'm actually studying to be a Master Hypnotist. I think it will open up a lot of doors for me in life." He couldn't help but gently squeeze Lindsey's hand as he said this.
Jennifer just about spit her drink out at his reply. "A hypnotist? You have to be kidding me! Why would you waste your time learning a skill that only a weak minded person could be affected by? What are you going to do with your life, make people cluck like chickens on stage for a living?"
"Jen! Be nice! This is my boyfriend!" shouted Lindsey angrily, heavily emphasizing the word 'boyfriend' as she did.
"It's alright, hun..." The Apprentice said with a slightly devious smile "I hear this kind of thing a lot from people who think they are more informed than they really are." He left a deliberately long pause at the end of his sentence as he waited for the insult to sink in, just long enough to cut Jennifer off from making a reply. "You see Jen, hypnosis does not actually work on weak minded people. It only works on people who are above a certain level of intelligence. It works because of a person's imagination, and there is a clear link between imagination and intelligence. Which is why any time a person says 'I can't be hypnotized I'm too smart' they are actually admitting to being too dumb. Are you smart enough to be hypnotized, Jen?" He asked with sly smile, knowing his trap had been laid perfectly.