Untold Stories - Snow White
Do you remember when fairytales were gruesome, when both heroes and villains suffered horrible fates, when happily ever after wasn't a certainty at all but rather something that could happen if the story-tellers were so inclined to do so?
Perhaps, you don't. In fact, this is the more likely scenario for the stories of yore have suffered through decades of sanitization, retold countless times in ever increasingly simpler and less entertaining ways. From the opening lines of the once so-called classics, you already know what's coming, everything appears in black and white when the real fun of it all lies in the infinite (not fifty, mind you!) shades of grey in-between.
It's somewhere along this threshold that kinkiness lives, where many variations of familiar grounds wait for brighter times. There's a realm of untold tales dreaming of the day where their true nature is brought under the spotlight and while not all will get their chance to shine, some might permeate the barrier of imagination to find their way of you. As a matter of fact, one of them is doing that right now.
So here's a story the Brothers Grimm didn't think of, a tale Disney will never acknowledge. The Evil Queen's plan was never to poison Snow White's body but rather taint her soul for purity is overrated and black is so much more attractive than white. When the beautiful raven-haired girl took a bite of the apple, she didn't go to sleep at all. Or rather, she did, but only a part of her. Miss goody two-shoes went for a little nap and only the fun part remained to wreak havoc as much as possible.
That's why when the dwarves came home from the mine that night, their voices sore from so much awful singing all at once, wanting fresh food on the table and their dirty clothes washed right away, she not so gently proceeded to...
"Rape us, Your Majesty. She literally raped us!" The dwarves' leader, who liked to call himself Doc even though he was as illiterate as the rest, said.
"Rape?" King Harrot scoffed, ringed hand scratching his ginger beard. "Surely you jest for I see not how a woman can rape a m... Hmm, I mean, one of your kind, let alone seven of you."
"Are you suggesting we're not men, Your Majesty?" the one known as Grumpy raised an angry fist. Had he been allowed to bring his trusty shovel to court, the King's clothes would have become red right about now.
"No, no, no, no..." the monarch retorted, falsetto-like voice grinding the ears of everyone present. "That's what not I said at all. Of course, you are men. Tiny and somewhat rude but men nonetheless. I respect everything you do for the kingdom but I find your story hard to believe. Miss White, how do you respond to these allegations?"
"They're all true, Your Majesty," Snow White yawned.
"They are? But how?"
"Oh, hypnosis, brainwashing..." she replied nonchalantly. "... and a clever use of these," she pressed her firm breasts with her hands making them pop from the tight corset she was wearing.
"Oh my, what a beautiful bosom you have," The King said.
"Wrong story, Your Majesty, but I'm glad to have made my point. They wanted me to work for them nonstop, they wanted me to continue being a servant to their demands and unnatural whims..." she feigned a tear. "I had enough, so I took matters into my own hands."
"I can attest to that," Happy chirped in the background, still remembering the moment when her delicate, unlubricated fingers found a way inside his ass, and stayed there until he collapsed on the floor, moaning of pure delight. Why were they accusing her of foul deeds again?
"Shut up!" Doc slapped him. "You're making us all look bad, you perv!"
"I'm not the one sleeping on the job," Happy pointed to the left, to the spot where the laziest of them all, drowned all the surrounding noise with his vigorous and overwhelming snores.
"Gentlem... hmmm... dwarves," The King spoke again. "Please refrain from making any more comments until Miss White concludes her story, if you please."
"There's not much to tell. I did everything to them you can think of and even more. I used the reflections of a pan to put them into a trance. I indoctrinated them into believing in the power of boobs, one suck at a time... I stuffed rolling pins inside their dirty mouths and dirty asses while I watched them fuck each other and laughed. I made them crave for the sweet aroma of my tight pussy and taught them the best ways to lick just like I'll teach anyone else that allows me to come closer... I did it all and I regret nothing, except being caught." And her eyes darted across the room, lingering on an open window.
"Stop looking at me, sister," the bluebird replied, a small coin purse attached to his right leg. "It's not easy being a snitch but I take my job seriously."
"The next time we meet, you'll be casserole," she flipped a finger, a gesture that strangely caused more indignation to everyone in the room than anything else she had said so far.
"How inappropriate! We do not allow the likes of that in this palace, Miss White," The King's trusty advisor who had been silent until then, said.
"Cut the Miss White bullshit already, will you? I'm in no mood to be mistaken for a virginal creature any more. Mistress White is more appropriate especially for a horny bootlicker such as you. Oops, you haven't told your liege what happened before this hearing, did you?"
"Cedric?" The King muttered. "What is she talking about?"
"I... hmmm..." the squalid man wiped out the cold sweat from his furrowed brow. "I merely tried to determine the validity of some facts, nothing more."
"That's what he calls me begging me to suck my heels as if they were a filthy cock for over twenty minutes, Your Majesty!"
"Why, this is outrageous! I can see why lesser men would fall for such concupiscence but you, Cedric? You who have always remained loyal, trustworthy, and chaste? You betrayed me for the heels of a woman?"
"The King is a faggot, the King is a faggot," the bluebird sang, and Snow White joined the chorus. "He also fucks the Abbot, he also fucks the Abbot!"
"Silence! I shall hear none of this any longer! Guards, arrest this indecent whore! Put her in the darkest of dungeons! And shoot that meddling flying creature right now!"