Under the Mistletoe
Deep in an Undisclosed workshop somewhere in the North Pole
"Gadget, where the hell have you been!? You missed your whole shift at the toy factory!"
"Oh, sorry about that Sprinkles. It's just that I've been so busy with my latest project that I lost track of time!"
"Kris Kringle! Don't tell me you're making another one of your cockamamie inventions! Don't you remember what happened last time?"
"Look, that was an unforeseeable accident. If Blitzen hadn't taken twice the recommended dose then he would have had a perfectly regular rutting season."
"Tell that to the 35 new fawns we've got to take care of now."
"It doesn't matter! This one is totally safe and only effective on people -- not animals."
"That honestly sounds worse."
"It's genius! You know how the boss always starts to have trouble with Mrs. Claus around this time?"
"Duh, it's the busiest season of the year."
"Well I've made something that'll get that jolly old elf back in her good graces! With a single sprig of my specially enchanted Mistletoe, she'll be all over him like they were newlyweds!"
"...You are NOT giving anything of yours to the boss."
"Trust me, it's perfectly safe. In fact, let's give it a test run. We'll zip down south and give some lucky couple some real Christmas spirit."
"That can only end poorly."
"Oh come on, Sprinks. Have faith in me. What's the worst that could happen?"
* * *
Jason really thought taking Krista to his company's Christmas party would help smooth things over. He was self-aware enough to know he sometimes got tunnel vision with work, and could end up neglecting the most important people in his life. He wanted to make up for it, and what better way than to take his daughter to a fancy party? She had just turned 18, after all, and was entering the world of adults -- now was her chance to really present herself as a grown woman among her peers, all while celebrating the holidays with her family!
He had, in his own estimation, grossly miscalculated. As the pair of them walked into the large hotel ballroom where the company's annual party was held, Krista looked like she'd rather be anywhere else. She kept picking at the formal -- "frumpy" in her words -- evening gown he'd picked out for her, and scowling at all of his well-dressed coworkers. He could hear her grumbling under her breath, and couldn't decide if he wanted to know what she was saying.
"Come on, sweetie, it won't be as bad as you think. You keep telling me you want me to treat you as an adult, so here's your chance!"
If looks could kill, his daughter's icy cold stare would probably take out half a city block. In classic teenage fashion, she didn't yell, but instead responded with equally lethal sarcasm.
"Sure dad, this is definitely what I meant. I love being stuck with a bunch of middle-aged pencil pushers when I could be spending winter break with my friends. I feel real adult right now."
"Hey, I know it's not the coolest thing in the world, but can you blame me for wanting to show you off? I'm always telling the folks at the office about you, and I want them to see the wonderful woman you've grown into."
Her sharp eyebrow twitched at his compliment -- a sure tell that he'd manage to catch her off-guard. With a father's eye, he detected her glare softening ever so slightly, while she sighed.
"Well...I still wish you would have let me pick my own dress. I feel like I'm about to die on the Titanic in this thing."
"Krista, trust me, you look wonderful. Very mature."
That, at least, was an honest assessment. Krista was snarky and intimidating, but also beautiful and incredibly intelligent. She might not like his taste in formal wear, but the knee-length, dark pink dress really did suit her. It complemented her slim, gymnast's build and paired very well with her long, black hair. And while she didn't like to brag, Jason couldn't say enough about her grades and test scores. She'd doubtlessly be attending her first choice school next fall, and that meant this would be one of his last chances to spend time with her before she left the nest.
"Pfft, If 'mature' means looking like a grandma. Couldn't you pick something with a higher skirt, at least? I'm not a little kid going to a piano recital anymore."
"Oh sweetie, you know you'll always be my little girl-"
"If you call me that in front of anyone I'm leaving. Immediately."
Jason sighed, and ushered his reluctant companion into the party. As he met up with his friends from work and introduced them, he could tell Krista wasn't happy. She was polite enough to his coworkers to avoid making a scene, but only barely. It was, frankly, making the whole night rather unbearable, and it only got worse when they were spotted by his office's new intern.
The boy -- because even at 23 he still looked like a boy -- was named Rory or Cory or something, and he had the eyes of a predator as he walked up to the two of them. He shook Jason's hand, gave a compulsory greeting, but he only had eyes for Krista. He reached for her hand, held it far too long, and couldn't seem to wipe the shit-eating grin off his face. Worst of all, Krista -- poor, naive Krista -- was eating it up. The whole scene raised Jason's hackles.
"Well, it's very nice to catch up," Jason said, firmly gripping Krista's shoulder. "But we really shouldn't dawdle. Plenty more faces to see, if you'll excuse us."
"Oh, um, sure, but can I-" the boy started, but the father was already dragging his daughter away, practically lifting the slight girl off her heels.
"Dad what the hell are doing?" Krista hissed, as she was dragged along. "What's your deal?"
"It's nothing. I just...I didn't appreciate the way he was looking at you."
"Looking? Really? I thought the whole point of dressing me up was
for
people to look at me?"
"Well yes, but not- oh, you know what I mean. He was sizing you up like a piece of meat!"
"He was looking at me like he thought I was hot!" Krista finally pulled out from her dad's grasp, and glared up at the man. "I know how to deal with boys, dad. If I had a problem with him I could handle it on my own!"