It had all started with one question, one that Mark was honestly kind of surprised that she hadn't asked him before.
"So, what got you into hypnosis, anyway?"
He looked up from his phone. "What?"
Jessica clicked her tongue, rolled her eyes, and leaned over the counter. "I said," she said, voice a bit louder, "'So, what got you in-to hyp-no-sis, anyway?'"
"I heard what you said! I meant- Gah!" He sat up on the couch, only to duck his head back down when she lobbed a washcloth at him.
"Then why'd you ask me what I said?!"
"Because I didn't know what you meant!" Mark laughed, tossing the towel right back. "Like. What do you mean what got me into hypnosis?"
"Don't you play dumb with me!" She levelled a finger at him, eyes narrowed. "There's always a start of darkness! Like, you see it all the time on websites or whatever." She dried her hands on the washcloth, stepped around the kitchen counter, and leaned against the back of the couch. "'So-and-so got me into mind control on such-and-such when I was a kid.' Like, a cartoon or whatever."
"Oh," Mark replied, turning his attentions once more to his phone. "I dunno. Well, I mean, I know, but. I dunno."
"You know, but you don't know." She leaned closer. "Baby."
He looked up at her. The second he turned to face her, she thunked her forehead down against his. Emerald eyes locked on his, wide, bottomless, enchanting. He blinked. Reaching up to his face, she cupped his cheek and simply held his attention for a moment. Not especially difficult, considering all their prior conditioning meant he was already drifting into the pleasant haze of trance.
Bottomless eyes. Enchanting eyes.
"That's bullshit."
Her deadpan cut through the fugue like a knife through butter, and just like that, the haze was gone. He had to hand it to her, Jess knew how to kill the mood like the best of them. "Don't you even tell me that there isn't some cartoon or some old tee-vee show somewhere that you didn't jack off to, like, a billion times when you were a teenager. Like."
She pulled away, gave his hair a tousle, and walked around the couch to sit next to him. "OK. Willy Wonka."
"Willy Wonka had hypnosis?"
"No, it didn't have hypnosis." She said, rolling her eyes. Only to blink and roll them once more, this time in thought. "Did it have hypnosis? No. No, I don't think so. But, uh. The girl. The girl with the blueberries."
"Veruca-"
"No, she was the squirrel one. Uhm." Jess pulled a pillow into her lap, and Mark took the cue to lay his head upon it. "I can't remember her name. But she was, like, the one that chewed all the gum, or whatever, and it turned her into a giant blueberry. And, like, a bunch of kids saw that movie when they were, y'know, kids." She stroked his hair. Mark closed his eyes, feeling the tension leaving his body already. "And now they're hardcore into that kind of thing."
"Mm," he said, nodding sagely. "Blueberries."
"Not blueberries! Blueberrification!" She swatted his chest when he started to giggle. She started to giggle, too. "Shut up! This is very serious! The epedimiology of fetishes is very serious!"
"Oh, yes, of course. My apologies, Professor Hirsch."
"Your apologies indeed!" She faux-snapped. "But you get what I mean, right? That was the thing that sent them down the path of fucked-up sex-ideas. What! What's so funny!"
Wheezing with laughter, Mark brought a hand up to cover his mouth. "Sex-ideas!" Her laughter turned harder in tandem, along with her whacks to his chest.
"Shut up, I couldn't think of anything better to say!"
"Fetishes! They're called 'fetishes!'"
"That would have made too much sense! Oh, my God, just tell me what it was!"
"What what was?"
"'What what was was!' Oh, my God! The thing that got you into hypnosis! I could just fucking zap you and make you answer like that, you know!" She went back to smoothing his hair, smile on her voice.
"But that wouldn't be fun," he murmured. Eyes shut, his breathing slowed with each stroke of her hand on his scalp.
"No," she finally agreed. "It wouldn't be."
Jess sighed, though not out of exasperation. The two sat there for a moment, quiet, still save for Jessica's hand on Mark's head.
"Was it from a tee-vee show?" She finally asked, though her hand didn't stop.
"No." He shook his head in her lap.
"Was it from a movie?"
He cracked one eye open. "Is this a game of twenty questions or something?"
She smiled down at him, eyes widening just so. "Ooh, that sounds like fun! OK, yeah, twenty questions. Two down. Or-" She tapped a fingertip against his forehead. "You gotta answer my second one. Movie?"
He shut his eyes once more, smiling. "Yeah, it was from a movie."
"Animated movie?"
"Animated movie."
"Alright." He could practically hear the smile on her voice, and he knew exactly why she was bubbling with anticipation. "Was it a Disney movie?"
"Yes, it was a Disney movie."
"Was it-"
"No, it was not The Jungle Book."
Jess instantly dissolved into cackling. "Aw, babe!" Head lolling back, she clapped her hands gleefully, and he couldn't help but laugh with her. "I was like, 'Oh, God, the fucking hypno-snake strikes again!' Ahaha!" Her laughter mellowed into giggling as her hands went once more to his scalp. "Fuck. I have no idea what it could be if it's not The Jungle Book."
"Think hard, babe. You're pretty much there already."
She was silent for a moment. Or two. Or three.
"Was there hypnosis in The Lion King?"
His smile widened. "Is that one of your questions?"
Jess was silent once more. Finally, though, she spoke. "Sure."
"There was no hypnosis in The Lion King."
"Fuck!" Her hand stilled, and Jess didn't speak for nearly a full minute. "I can only think of, like. Aladdin. Like, with the staff and stuff. Was it Aladdin?"
"It was not Aladdin."
"Fuck!" Jess groaned, head lolling back and arms going to her sides. Well, one of them, at least. The other one flopped down to Mark's belly, rubbing idle circles on it. "Dude, I can only think of Kaa now. Oh, my God."
He opened both eyes, glancing up at her. "You need a hint?"
Jess held her breath for a second, then released it in a groan. "Hh. Yeah, I need a hint."
He shut his eyes once more. "OK. This counts for two questions, then." He shifted on the couch. Her hand felt good on his stomach. "It's from the Disney Renaissance."
"I don't know what that means!"
And once more, his eyes went open, a brow quirked along with them. "You don't know what the Dis- Uh." And shut once more. "It's from the nineties."
"Ugh." She groaned again. At least she had the good sense to keep rubbing his belly while she thought. "Um. There was Aladdin. There was Beauty and the Beast. The Little Mermaid. The Lion King. Um." She started drumming her fingertips on his stomach instead. "Hercules. Was there hypnosis in Hercules?"
"You could kind of argue that the two little minion guys trying to seduce the pegasus as the sexy girl pegasus was, like. Kind of hypnosis? But not really. And you're missing one or two of the other movies, but it wasn't one of them, so. Moot point."
She sighed through her nose, and he couldn't help but laugh. "This is nonsense. There wasn't even hypnosis in those other ones!"
"Ohoho, yes, there was, yes, there was!" Mark sat up, slinging an arm around Jess' waist. She slumped against him, leaning her head on his shoulder. "Trust me, there was."
She stared into space, thinking. "So, uh. It wasn't Aladdin. It wasn't Hercules. It wasn't The Lion King."
"So you have two left."
"So I have two left." Jess clicked her tongue and narrowed her eyes at nothing.
Finally, she looked up to Mark and quirked an eyebrow. "The Little Mermaid?"
"It was The Little Mermaid."
Her eyes widened, and so did her smile. "What, really? No way! I don't remember that at all!"
"That's because you're not the one that burnt out the tape you had of it." Mark reached up to tousle her hair, and Jess giggled in response. She nestled into his side, pulling him into a hug. "Yeah, Ursula uses Ariel's voice to hypnotize Prince Eric."
"Oooh, yeah!" Her eyes widened to saucers, and Jess bared her teeth in a smile. "She totally does! Oh, my God, I forgot all about that part!" She trilled happily, shutting her eyes. "So," she said finally. "What do I win?"
"You win the key to my dick, pretty much. Like, holy shit."
He tried - and failed - to suppress a shiver as she reached up to tangle a hand in his hair. "Oh, yeah?" Her voice dipped to a sultry purr, right in his ear. "You like Ursula that much, huh?"
"Vanessa," he mumbled, trying to ignore the heat blooming on his cheeks. "When she was pretending to be a human, she was Vanessa." He gulped when she giggled.