"Can you cheer up already? I'm getting a little sick and tired of your dreary attitude, missy." Alecta chided me from her place behind the wheel.
"Are you serious?" I snapped, turning my body to face her, "Seriously? You basically just told me I'm your personal fucking sex slave, and you're expecting me to laugh it off and riff with you on our way down the fucking freeway?"
"Oh don't be such a whiner, I
told
you I-"
"And
another
thing," I continued angrily, "You're more than okay with teleporting into my god damn bedroom, but you insist on
driving
to the store. Why not just poof us over instantly? Then I wouldn't be subjected to a half hour of your... your... BULLSHIT!"
"You hurt me dear." Alecta sighed, adjusting her grip on the steering wheel and cocking her head to glance over at me, "For one, I can't poof you around- as you so eloquently put it - because you're human."
"Translocation is very very trying on the human psyche, I'd be taking a risk with your sanity I'm not prepared to consider." She continued, chastising me like an unruly child, "
Secondly,
you're no one's 'sex slave.' So calm that cute butt down, you're not a victim here. Well... not any victim of mine at least."
"So what am I then?" I frowned.
"Mine!" She chirped, flashing me a dazzling smile and bouncing her head from side to side.
"OHHHH- No! NO! What's risking my
sanity
here is
you
every time you do that!"
"Excuse me? Every time I do
what?
" She growled, the predatory look from before sneaking into her features.
Emboldened with anger, I ignored the threatening look and went on, "When I ask you a direct question, and you just refuse to give me a damn answer!"
"What do I need to do Alecta? 'What I tell you to do!'"
"What are you Alecta? 'You don't want to know, pumpkin!'"
"Have you tricked me into non consensual sexual servitude Alecta, what am I? 'You're mine!'"
"Do you have
any
idea what the hel- what the FUCK I'm going through right now? And you bounce between treating me like a- a slave! Or a child! It's absolutely
infuriating
damn it!" I finished, shooting daggers her way with through moistening eyes.
"Well, I hate to break it to you Ivy, but... you
are
a child. How old are you? 26? Baby, I'm one hundred and eighty seven years old. When I was born, your ancestors were still tilling the fields and whipping their chattel."
"Do I keep things from you?" She went on, giving me an aggravated but mildly sympathetic look as she took an exit ramp off the freeway, "Yes, I do. But it's for your own well-being dear, believe me. You know not what you ask, or what precisely you're dealing with. My goal is to get you through this whole ordeal in one piece, and your feelings on the matter quite frankly mean little to me. Not when weighed against the consequences of failure."
"Nice speech,
babe,
" I mocked bitterly, "now tell me, what does it mean when you say I'm 'your's?'"
"It means you're mine, cute stuff!" She chirped, playfully smacking a hand against my thigh, "That my dear, is the price of doing business here. The collateral for my help, which I can assure you, you're in dire need of. Or did you forget? I can act it out for you again if ya'd like?" She finished, popping her right breast out of her shirt and running a hand through her hair, silently moaning and gyrating her hips into the seat.
"No, no, NO!" I hissed, reaching over and pulling her shirt up, hiding the exposed nipple. "Another
demonstration
is the LAST thing I need right now, thank you very much. Just watch the damn road Alecta."
"Awwww! Are you embarrassed?" She crooned, pulling her shirt back down to expose both breasts and turning onto a two lane highway, "Maybe I wanna let these puppies breath, huh? It's awfully warm in this contraption of yours, you really should get this thing fixed sugar tits. The AC is dreadful!"
"Alecta, please..." I groaned, sliding down in my chair as we drew to a stop at a red light.
"Fine fine, you big old prude!" She barked, her voice dripping with fake indignance, "Happy now? I put them away."
"Yes. Thank you."
"Mmmmmhm." She mumbled, turning into the mall parking lot, "You ready for your first outing as a new woman babe?"
"Not at all," I sighed, taking off my seat belt as she found parking and anxiously looking in the mirror.
"Don't be nervous love," she smiled, patting my shoulder, "you look great!"
"How I look isn't exactly my chief concern here Alecta." I said, leaning back on the headrest and sighing.
"Why not? It's
my
chief concern! Oh don't look at me like that kitten! I already said you look great! There's no need to get insecure."