The first thing I knew when Amber and I walked into the boutique was that I knew nothing. For someone who was accustomed to visiting the discount department store hoping to score tee shirts with fun designs or cheap formalwear, the place was overwhelming.
The floor and shelves were all a rich, dark wood. The man who opened the door was stylish, in a way that even I could pick up on. His smile was bright and courteous, and he gestured expansively with one hand as we came through the door.
"Welcome in," he said. "Please let us know if there's anything we can help you with." His look turned from Amber to me, and I could tell he was trying not to do a double-take.
I know, I know,
I thought, abruptly aware that next to Amber my loose tee shirt and comfy jeans were probably a lot less than flattering. But I was already following my girlfriend as she headed determinedly for what was clearly the men's half of the store, and I didn't look back at the greeter. Then, I was too busy to think about it.
In the next fifteen minutes of browsing the shelves with my girlfriend, I learned more about the fundamentals of style than I ever expected. To my surprise, it wasn't that hard. It was actually relatively straightforward, at least how Amber explained it.
"What about this?" I'd say, holding up a comfy XL shirt, and Amber would spend the next three minutes explaining how and why,
"Men in clothes that flop off their bodies look like overgrown boys. No offense, baby."
The selection, even in this medium-sized shop, was overwhelming. I felt like this was the place where people with money shopped — like the twins' family, or people who vacationed in the Hamptons. There were lots of polo shirts and cardigans, shelves of chinos and dress pants, and hanger after hanger of jackets in a range of fabrics and colors. I let Amber take over with the actual selections, while I let my eye roam and haphazardly snagged articles as the fancy struck.
I got a kick out of trying on the long, black winter coat. I thought it made me look like a London banker from the 1800s, or someone out of
A Christmas Carol
.I just needed a bowler hat.
Amber, though, rolled her eyes. "Taking this as an example," she said, with a sweeping gesture down my body, "another general style improvement comes in using contrast. Here, you've got a dark top," she flicked a finger at my navy tee, "dark bottom," at my jeans, "
and
a dark jacket. Very little contrast. All of them are also too big for you," she added with a critical glance. "You should probably be wearing medium or small sizes, whenever possible. And more tailored jeans."
I opened my mouth to protest that I hadn't worn anything size medium since middle school, but my girlfriend's eyebrows come together.
"Today," she informed me with a half-joking sternness, "I am your style sensei."
I laughed softly.
"Say it," she insisted, looking at me with those big blue eyes.
"You're my style sensei," I said.
"And your style sensei knows best."
I grinned. "Alright," I agreed, stepping forward and kissing her quickly on the cheek. "She knows best. Thank you for your help."
Amber nodded, smiling cutely and blushing. Then, she tossed her hair back and continued to browse in a businesslike manner. Once, a salesgirl came by to help us measure my arms and shoulders for a jacket, and I admired the way her skirt clung to her ass and hips as she walked away.
I winced guiltily at Amber when she caught my eye, but the stunning blonde just winked. "Another illustration of my point," she said. "Tight clothes look better."
I nodded slowly, resolving to remember Amber's lessons.
When we finally wound up at the central counter and we laid out our purchases, I was happy I was pulling out Mike Lassiter's card to pay and not my own. Even though we had only grabbed what Amber considered to be "just a few essentials" — a couple tops, some chinos and a grey jacket that, I had to admit, felt pretty damn sexy to wear — I had been watching the price tags. We were easily spending more on clothes than I had in the past year, maybe two years. The salesgirl from earlier rang up my purchases, exchanging a few pleasantries with Amber. She glanced at me once or twice, but I could tell that she took my appearance like an affront to the establishment.
As soon as Lassiter's card was swiped, Amber leaned forward on her elbows and shot a glance between the girl and me. It was a knowing glance, and the girl raised her eyebrows.
"Yes?" she asked politely.
Amber smiled. "I know my boyfriend's style isn't tip top right now," she said conspiratorially. "Do you think he could use your dressing room quickly to change into something better?"
Hey!
I thought, but the woman had already giggled and nodded to Amber, gesturing to the back of the boutique. I had already visited the dressing room, but I'd put back on my tee and jeans in order to pay.
"What was
that?"
I asked, as my girlfriend led me by the hand to the back of the store.
Amber paused at the doors, lowering the bag of purchases and turning to face me. She gave me an honest glance. "Chance," she said. "You came with me this afternoon because I am giving you the
very
beginnings of your total style makeover. This is the first step. And I want you to see something,"
I groaned in protest —
Clothes shouldn't feel like
work, I silently complained —, but my girlfriend wasn't done. She stepped closer, rested her hand gently on my chest and leaned in to whisper in my ear. "If you let me help you buy a going-out outfit for tonight," she murmured, and I could tell she was channeling her sexy pornstar purr. "Then I'll drop to my knees in the changing room and suck that amazing, studly cock of yours the moment you've put it on."
Oh... Wow.
I groaned again, only this time it was a deeper sound in my chest. My core lit up at Amber's words, and I felt my length begin to swell in my pants.
Amber brushed her lips gently down my jaw, then stepped back. She bent in her heels and selected several items from the bag. "Put these on. Then, I think we just have one more thing to buy before you're ready for tonight."
Mutely, I entered the dressing room and removed my shirt and pants. Standing in front of the full-length mirror in my boxer briefs, I paused for a second to assess the situation. I remembered a time, not more than a couple weeks ago, when I'd looked in the bathroom mirror while fucking Carmen at the French restaurant,
Delicieux
.
What a gorgeous babe,
I had thought. And also,
Damn, what an off-putting dude.
I drew my shoulders back, puffing up my chest.