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Tai Chopra didn't trust older women. He doubted he ever could. Not after his mother. It had been bad enough when he found out she was a pervert who liked to tie up and tickle younger men as she... as she screwed them. It made him shiver to think about it. Then came last month. He had stopped by to visit his old best friend, Greg. It looked like he had moved away. So he called up Greg's mother to get his number.
"You have some nerve calling me, you little shit!"
"I don't understand. Mrs. Cullen, what's wrong?"
"What's wrong? Your whore of a mother!"
His heart sank.
"What did she do now?"
"What did she do? What did she do? She stole my son!"
"What?"
He had to have heard her wrong.
"He quit his job, moved out of his apartment, and told us he wouldn't be back. Ever. He's living with your mother as her slave."
"Her what?!"
"He spends his days locked in her house cooking, cleaning, and fucking that whore!"
The conversation just deteriorated from there.
Teachers at his college, co-workers, employees at the stores, it didn't matter. He didn't trust any of them. He would glare. He would avoid. He did everything he could to make sure they couldn't get him.
So, when he got a sexy older neighbor last month, he knew it would be trouble. Tai was short, 5' only. So, when the 6'5" busty Brit knocked on his door he felt like he was in the presence of a giantess. Her long curly brown hair framed her gorgeous face.
"Hello, Little Boy, are your parents home?"
"I live here alone. I'm twenty."
She smiled and stroked his face.
"I know. I did my research."
What the fuck did that mean?
"Research?"
"I like to know who I'm living around. Can't have any sex offenders in the neighborhood, am I right?"
"I guess not."
"I just had to come over here and say hello."