To: Lindsey
From: Jen
Subject: OMG! I got hit on... IN UNIFORM!
Sent: March 8th 20XX 9:14 AM
Morning Sis!
So last night I was just about to get off duty and spend a nice quiet night at home, curled up in pajamas and blankets watching some TV, when we got a call about a fight at one of the nightclubs. The one down on 6th street, you know the one where you got caught on YouTube making out with the guy from the band...and Dad saw it. God you were so red when he showed you the video! Hahahaha!
Anyway, we got there just in time to see these five guys that had been arguing for the last 15 minutes finally come to blows. It was kind of scary actually, they were all big guys. Of course your Sis is one tough cookie, but there were also only three of us who responded so we were outnumbered.
Fortunately, and oddly, a man stepped in to help calm the fight. It was the weirdest thing I have seen in a while. He literally just got up and started talking to the men, mentioning how easy it would be to just follow his voice. And to relax. I swear for a minute I saw one of the other officers start to relax. I gave him a nice hard nudge, that's just completely unprofessional given the situation. But amazingly, the man managed to talk the men into surrendering. We really didn't have enough to hold them, they didn't get into much of a scuffle so we sent them home and they all just marched out, just kind of mellowed out. It was weird.
Well for report purposes, we had to interview the people involved, and guess who I got to interview? I'm assuming, since you're my sister, that you figured out I got to interview the guy that broke up the fight. He was a strange guy actually. He had a bit of a british accent not so much in the way he said things but in what he said. He liked to use large words unnecessarily, which was kind of annoying. So I got to talking to him about what happened and he claims he's a hypnotist and that's how he was able to break up the fight. Whatever, dude.
Then, in the middle of me talking to him he hits me with this line about how good I look in my uniform, and bluntly asks me if I would like to have a drink with him. It was ridiculous. He wasn't even that cute and his attitude made him come across as more creepy than anything else. Of course, being in uniform I could have just tased him, or shot him. I kinda liked the idea of shooting him but that would have been unprofessional. I politely turned him down and left.
Crazy night, stupid weird guy. And you know what the worst part is? I heard they are building a new hypnosis themed nightclub down by the university. That's really all we need around here is a nightclub full of people who think they are mind controllers right next to a building full of college kids that think they already know everything. Ugghhh this town is weird.
Anyways Mom wants me to check in on you after the weekend to make sure you didn't drink yourself into a coma. I told her that you don't drink and she just about died laughing. Your secret is out Sis, sorry.
Love you, be safe and I'll talk to you later.