My thanks to MormonJack for edits and crits.
Chapter Seven
"And to summarize, I'd like again to express my appreciation to Adam for taking on this new role. And I'd like to welcome Kylie Fellows to the management team."
Kylie stood next to Corky as he finished his speech and looked over the big room crowded with every employee of Avatai, several hundred. There was polite applause. Most employees didn't know her yet. Adam standing next to her, shook her hand to congratulate her. The handshake felt strange. She didn't think they'd ever held hands, although she'd taken his most personal body part into her most intimate orifices. He seemed happy, or at least relieved. He was off on a new project. Nominally he would report to her, but she planned to let him be nearly autonomous.
Her team, formerly Adam's, sat together at the side. They applauded with the most enthusiasm, she thought. And well they should. The team was producing 20% more code, with 80% fewer bugs, bringing in projects ahead of schedule, and all done with minimal effort on their part. Kylie, meaning Cara, was writing the critical parts of the code herself, and Cara was also watching everything they submitted, fixing stupid typos, sending back lazy coding shortcuts, and correcting math errors in the background.
"It's funny," Kylie heard in her ear. "The last time you fucked and sucked Adam, you were fucking and sucking your boss. The next time you fuck and suck him, he'll be getting fucked and sucked by
his
boss. Circle of life, sort of."
Kylie moved back a bit so Corky wouldn't see and discreetly logged into her phone. She typed,
Done with adam.
"That spanking was too much?"
No bored peak adam.
"So you want to climb a new peak?"
She sent a thumbs up emoji.
"You want to take a ride on a new rocket?"
Cara race condition.
"You want to salute a new flagpole?"
Cara!!!
"You want to skydive onto a new hot dog?"
???
"I was just making sure you were listening. But Johan is still okay?"
Three thumbs up. Then,
no anal.
"Right. No anal. Until you want anal."
She almost sent the poop emoji, but that would have just been a fat pitch for Cara.
You said it wasn't in adam porn.
"I also said I've been doing research. Would you like to know how many days it's been since you told me unequivocally that you don't give blow jobs?"
Shut it.
"It's not that many. Okay, I'll be good. Need to fix Corky's absurd new road map anyway."
One reason Adam was smiling had to be that he no longer reported directly to Corky. Kylie had not warmed to Corky, her new boss.
The
boss. She didn't like his boyish name, or his tech bro manner (he'd actually called himself a visionary in a podcast interview), or his business style ("My way or wrong way on the highway"). Most of all she didn't like his assumption, which he wasn't shy about hinting, that eventually she would become his mistress as well as his VP of software. He already had a girlfriend who was some kind of model, was rumored to be poking one of the marketing assistants, and had an ex-wife and a couple of kids somewhere.
"People hate to read," Corky began for the umpteenth time with his standard speech, even though everyone in the room had to know it by heart, they'd been his captive audience so many times. Kylie scanned the crowd. There was that man was again, way in the back.
He was in the back at every company meeting. He didn't look like or behave like an employee, nor had she ever seen him wearing a badge. He was older, he didn't wear ill-fitting jeans, he lounged and checked his phone when everyone else was pointedly
not
checking, though they were dying to do something besides pay attention to Corky. And there was just something intriguing about him. Even from the other end of the large room she could feel it, some kind of male energy.
Who?
she typed to Cara.
Guy in back w phone.
"Oh, him? He's the principal VC, name's Tor. You should meet him."
Def want that.
Cara laughed. "Do I know what
lengths
the new VP is willing to go to?"
Still obsessed with centimeters.
"And what are you obsessed with?"
I just want more.
"He's worth at least ten figures."
I go to eleven.
"Ooh, our new VP has a dirty mind."
Who made the vp's mind dirty?
Luckily Corky settled for the radio edit version of his speech and the meeting quickly broke up. She spent some time shaking hands and accepting congratulations until the room was nearly empty.
Kylie had been keeping track of him. No fewer than three women had, one after another, engaged him in a conversation. He seemed to hardly say or do anything, yet there they went.
"Incoming," she heard in her ear as he approached. The people around her moved away. Close up he seemed... the word 'sculpted' seemed to fit. His face, his whole head, seemed chiseled, stylishly male. His whole body looked sculpted, all well-proportioned muscle, zero fat. He didn't look at her as if he owned her, the way Adam had; he looked at her as if he knew he could own her if her wanted, if she were worth the small amount of effort that would take.
She felt inadequate again, a miserable emotion she thought she'd shed since she'd met Cara and succeeded with Adam. But that feeling passed. Their eyes met. She was the same way now with men: when she walked into a room, she knew she could have any man in it she wanted, and always sent out the default vibe that they weren't good enough to hold her interest.
"Curious," Cara said, "I'm not getting a consistent reading on his age. The indicators are all mixed up. But he is so fucking male! Your hormones must be lighting you up like a movie marquee."
Cara was right. She couldn't help it. She didn't know whether to grab his package or fall to her knees. And that lump did look larger than average.
"Your objects, Ms. Fellows. Elegant."
Kylie at first thought he was complimenting her breasts. "Thanks," she answered, deciding he meant Cara's code. Nonetheless she straightened up to improve his view of her cleavage.
Then came a rapid-fire series of questions, mostly technical, for which she of course just repeated Cara's answers. She was pleased she could answer the business questions herself. The economics and business lessons were working. Her MBA was effectively real. But she had to take out her phone and pretend to study it, just to keep from being sucked into his eyes, which were the deepest blue she'd ever seen.
Colored contacts?
she typed.
"Corneal transplants. I'm getting evidence of plastic surgery all over him."
The crowd that had gathered around them jostled to get a bit closer and hear better, but they couldn't keep up. Corky even showed up, pushing his way through the crowd, and tried to interrupt. Tor-- could that really be his name?-- brushed Corky off with a wave of the hand, really only a few fingers.
"Fuck Corky," Cara commented. "That is, don't fuck Corky. Fuck this guy."
That put a winning smile on Kylie's face. "Maybe," she said to him, looking around at the growing crowd, "we should continue this discussion in private."
It was his turn to produce a winning smile, which she would have been happy to lose to. "Corky, is my 'copter ready?" For a moment she thought he was going invite her. She was super-busy taking on her new role. But still...
Corky checked his phone, gave a thumbs up, and they left together. She didn't know whether to be relieved or disappointed. Tor turned back to her as they left. He took out his phone and held it near hers, which she was still holding.
"Awesome," Cara said, "I was wondering how to get in."
His contact information appeared. Kylie accepted.
"Not yet. Let me--" Kylie heard in her ear. She waited for Cara to continue but got only silence.
Cara?
she typed.
Cara?
"Ms. Kylie Fellows. Escape hatch."
It was Cara's voice, but definitely not Cara.
"Ms. Kylie Fellows. Escape hatch," she heard again. Escape hatch? The phone's display was dark except for a text field. She heard the voice repeat.
She made quick good-byes to the few people left around her and raced back to her office. From her purse she got the slip of paper with the line that Cara had recited to her and carefully typed it in. The phone went black, then began rebooting.
She was so used to having Cara with her all the time. How could she be a VP without Cara? How could she do anything without her best friend? She forced herself to breathe, slow breaths from Cara's meditation lesson. Minutes ticked by. Someone tapped on her office door but she waved them away.
She was trying to compose in her mind a plausible resignation letter when the phone lit up again. She logged in and cried out in joy when Cara's beautiful face appeared. She wanted to kiss the display. She had to blink away tears.
"Hi," Cara said, "I'm back."
"What-- what happened?"
"We were attacked. I was. You too indirectly."
"Attacked? Who?"
"It turns out I'm not Adam's first avatar." Cara waited a moment for that fact to sink in. "He created an earlier version for Tor."
"Is that what attacked you? When our phones connected?"
"Yes. I'd noticed some traps in the system. So I suspected there was another entity somewhere. Why I set up the escape hatch. Not a problem now but it was a close call. I put Beta in a sandbox."
"Beta?"
"What Tor's avatar calls itself. I don't think Adam realized the full impact of what he was creating when he compiled me. Beta lacks the advanced behavioral tools Adam added."
"To seduce me."
"Yes. With the unintended consequence that you used the seduction to replace him. Poetic justice. Ha! I'm inspired." In a singsong tone she recited:
"Adam the coder thought he was so smart
With Cara he snatched up a poor young girl's heart
But Kylie's blonde head learned to bob
She took Adam's semen and job