I slowly became aware of a beeping sound. It seemed very loud. As I became slightly more aware I heard more background noise, feet walking back and forth, voices raised in discussion, someone crying in pain. I groaned, my head hurting as I moved it slightly.
"Jake? Oh Jake, can you hear me?"
Why was Tina sounding so upset?
"Jake?"
I groaned again and I slowly opened my eyes. It took me a couple of moments to focus and then I saw Tina's tear-streaked face close to mine.
"Oh Jake. ThankyouThankyouThankyou..."
And I was suddenly wrapped in a huge hug.
There was a sharp jab from something in my forearm and I hissed with pain. I looked down and saw a needle in my arm leading up to a drip of some kind suspended from a metal frame by the bed. Tina must have moved it when she hugged me.
"I'm sorry Jake!" She looked very drawn and worried but so relieved.
"Where am I?" I croaked.
"You're at The Royal Berks, Mr Conway, in Accident and Emergency."
The voice came from a middle aged lady in a dark blue medical outfit.
"You collapsed and after checking that you were breathing your quick thinking friend here drove you to the hospital. And for the last three hours we've been trying to figure out what might have caused you to faint."
"Faint?" Memory began to return along with a stinking headache.
"We were getting into the car after the concert. Do you remember?" Tina was helpfully holding up the t-shirt that I'd bought.
"Yes, I remember."
My head hurt. I'd used the Pulse. A lot. God my head hurt. Suddenly the most ludicrous thing occurred to me.
"Tina! We need to get you home. Your parents will be so worried."
She turned to the nurse with an 'I told you so' look on her face.
"Your girlfriend has called her parents who in turn have called yours. They will probably be here any minute."
"You shouldn't have, I was just tired."
"Tired? We couldn't wake you Mr Conway. You've been on fluids and without availability for an EKG tonight we've just been concentrating on maintaining your vitals. Has anything like this happened before?"
"When I get really tired I just need to rest. And I didn't have much to eat this evening..."
I got a very old fashioned look from the nurse who clearly thought that I was on drugs.
"Look, I'm feeling fine now. Sorry to have scared you Tina but I'm OK. Nothing a Coke and Mars bar won't fix."
I started to sit up and tried to ignore the headache.
"You need a proper evaluation including a medical history. Please lie down."
Between the two of them and my splitting headache I gave in and lay back. It wasn't long afterwards that a chestnut brown-haired blur flew into my arms. Fiona kissed my face all over reassuring herself that I appeared to be mostly healthy before holding me by my shoulders.
"Don't you ever do that to me again. Don't scare me like that. What on earth happened?"
Mum and Dad joined Fiona by the bed and also seemed to need to touch me to make sure that I was real.
"I'm fine, I just fainted or something I suppose."
"Three hours unconscious points to something a bit more serious than low blood sugar, Jake!"
I looked embarrassed as my parents scolded me for not looking after myself. The nurse quickly pulled my parents aside to get a detailed medical history in an attempt to help me.
Fiona finally let go of me and seemed to notice Tina for the first time. Tina had faded into the background when everyone else appeared and looked rather uncomfortable now that it was just the three of us.
"Fiona, I'd like you to meet Tina. Tina, Fiona."
"Hi."
"Hello."
There was an uncomfortable embarrassed silence and then Fiona surprised us both by hugging Tina.
"Thank you for getting him here and calling. You must have been really scared."
"I didn't know what else to do. I've only had two driving lessons and wasn't really sure where the hospital was but I knew that it would be quicker than waiting for an ambulance on a Saturday night."
"You drove me here? In my car?"
The girls looked at each other and burst into laughter at the surprise and indignation in my voice.
"You managed to drive him here after only two driving lessons?"
Tina nodded.
"Wow. You're braver than me. I would have been a mess."
"It seemed like the best worst option," Tina shrugged, looking a little embarrassed but with a small smile as she enjoyed the praise.
It seemed to break the ice and they sat on the bed as Tina told the whole story of what happened at the concert.
"And that was your first concert experience?" Fiona asked.
"And my last. I'm cursed."
"You are not!" Fiona and I both said at the same time.
"There's no legislating for idiots," said Fiona firmly. "Just focus on what you've done tonight. You've really helped Jake. Thank you."
Just then the nurse came back with a doctor in tow.
"Mr Conway? I'm Dr Anders. We've had a good discussion and with the uncertainty about what may have caused this we'd like to err on the side of caution and keep you in for the night."
My shoulders slumped. I knew I was just taking up a bed for no reason.
"And in the morning we can schedule a brain scan to rule out a number of other things."
"No!"
I must have gone white with fear.
"I beg your pardon?"
I had to avoid being scanned at all costs. What would they find? What if they found something abnormal and wanted to experiment on me. What if they reported me as some kind of freak? There was no way that I was putting myself through that. I didn't want to become anyone's experiment. I had to get out of here.
Despite my headache I reached.
Pulse.
"No. You don't need to do that."
Blue power flowed briefly.
"I don't agree to being kept in here when I'm obviously fine. I just have low blood sugar and this drip has obviously helped rectify that. I'm checking myself out."
"It could just be blood sugar..." the doctor said.
"So I can check out after all then?"
"Yes..."
"Now, just a minute," said Dad, "you were just saying that he should stay in overnight."
"He's a healthy young man and he will have people around to look after him. No strenuous activity for a few days and then see your GP for a test to check for hypoglycaemia. Now, please excuse me."
"Hey..."
But Dr Anders was gone, heading off to the next ward. I severed the blue thread as he went through the swing doors between the wards.
"Great, that's all sorted then," I said, swinging my legs over the edge of the bed.
The nurse looked confused but came forward and helped remove my drip. My parents and the two girls were also looking concerned but the way that I'd bounced up from my bed seemed to help and I gritted my teeth through the pain of the headache. And I needed fuel!
"Any chance of a coke and a kebab?"
"There's not much wrong with him!" Fiona gave me a relieved hug and I wrapped an arm around Fiona's waist with my other arm over Tina's shoulders.
"Do you want to drive us home, Tina? Via the kebab van if it's still open?"
"What?! I can't drive your car?"
"You already have. And besides I'm a poor invalid and need to conserve my strength," I used my most piteous, quavering voice.
I walked back through the hospital, very happy to have two beautiful women at my side. My grumbling parents followed behind us muttering about how we paid these people's salaries and wasn't their son supposed to get the best possible care?
We reached the front door and split up as we headed for our separate cars.
"We'll see you at home," said Dad.
Fiona and I grinned and waved as my parents headed off and I took another relieved deep breath of fresh air outside yet another public institution. Tina showed us where she'd mostly abandoned my car and protested again at being made to drive.
Tina was not a good driver.
Being in my pride and joy obviously made her nervous and having me as her teacher probably wasn't ideal either. But the roads were empty and she didn't mangle the clutch too badly.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
"If you apologise once more for stalling then I'm going to tell your father that you were flirting with the whole crowd, flashed your tits at them and nearly started a riot at the concert which is why I was at A&E."
"You wouldn't!"