Desperation drives a man to strange places. He knew magic was bullshit but Joe figured he had nothing to lose. An overweight man in his 30s with not much else going on really didn't.
In some ways life had blessed him. His parents left him a small but decent house, he had a ''work from home'' IT job, with flexible hours. So no pressure of mortgage payments and a lot of free time. Shame he squandered most of it looking for easy ways to get women. Which had produced zero success.
Endlessly searching for the magic fix to his sexless life finally paid off when he found,''The Binding Ritual''. A forum buried deep within the recesses of the internet had a user explain that most magic is crap,because people focus on the spiritual side of it without paying attention to the technical aspects.
It wasn't about gaining the favor of Gods or help from dark forces but basically ''glitching the system'' to get a desired effect. A certain set of actions and words said in a particular way in a particular place and time will produce ''magic'' but because no one knows every relevant detail and factor needed nobody can be sure how to replicate it. Another problem was the possibility that like video game bugs, reality probably doesn't react the same way to the same glitch every time. Several ''incomplete spells'' were listed saying these had been confirmed to work once but nobody knew what step was needed to repeat it.
It sounded like a waste of time. Even the guy posting it said it was a crapshoot, but the ''Binding Spell'' caught his attention.
Successfully realized in his hometown of Denver on April 23 2007.
The user must recite some trite sounding chant and then simply have 4 different people follow an order in under 5 minutes. Once successfully realized the user will feel a surge of energy and the next person they make physical contact with will become completely obedient to the user's will and desires.
Joe said fuck it and went for it.There were extra suggestions like taking into account time of day, what type of order to give and even other more random stuff like the cycle of the moon but he was going to keep it basic.
He recited the chant and called 4 friends to tell him whose picture they were seeing when they took a look at his Instagram. Telling them that somebody else told him it looked like he'd been hacked and he couldn't log in.
Since he phrased it like an order Joe assumed it would count. Unknown to Joe by some cosmic stroke of good luck the universe was aligned for the ritual to go into effect.
He was feeling it! Goddamn, was he ever feeling it! It was a sensation unlike any other. An ''otherworldly'' power was running through Joe's body and he
knew
it had worked.
Now came the question of who to go after. A sexy young girl becoming his bimbo was the dream, but it would raise a lot of eyebrows if he went after someone who had too many connections. He could already imagine a gaggle of bitchy girls telling their friend how much of a loser he was and what was she thinking. Sure he could order his luscious bimbo to tell them to fuck off, but it wouldn't end there.