Sheila glanced at the clock with pleasant anticipation. It was almost lunch time, which hopefully meant Liam would be coming down from the reading room. Liam was...well, actually Sheila didn't know what Liam was. He wasn't a student, nor faculty either. But he did have the all-access library card only the provost could give out to serious visiting scholars. He'd appeared at the start of fall term and asked to see one of the oldest of the antiquities in the collection β something only Sheila, the head librarian, could unlock.
Sheila remembered that she'd kind of hovered that first day, but relaxed when she noted how carefully he'd handled the fragile tome. She was also impressed by how he seemed to have no trouble reading the obscure language it was written in.
He'd offered to buy her lunch that first day so he could ask some questions about the library's holdings. It turned out be a good get-together; each impressed the other with their keen intellect. They'd been eating lunch together every school day since then. To Sheila, each midday was a longed for glimpse of having a boyfriend.
She'd never had one. Not for lack of wanting one, but for her enormous body. Her breasts were somewhere between volleyballs and basketballs in size, and didn't look out of place on her frame. She was teased unmercifully in high school, was ignored in college, and was all but invisible in graduate school. At 27, the experience of a good-looking man smiling across the lunch table, talking to her familiarly, laughing if she said something funny... Well, it was as close to romance as she'd ever been.
The elevator doors opened and there was Liam. He gave her a little wave. Sheila was ready, and gestured with her head towards the main doors. She grabbed her lunch from a mini-fridge under the counter and headed there herself. When it was as nice as it was that day, they'd go around to the sunny side of the library to a picnic table that was seldom in use. They sat down and tucked in.
Liam had never said a word about her weight, and it was unusual for Sheila to do so. But on that particular day, maybe because she at last felt at ease enough, Sheila broached the subject. "I'd do anything to have a size like everybody else. I'd even go under the knife, but surgeons have already told me I'm not a good candidate. I just have no will power, I guess."
"You're holding the problem from the wrong end of the stick. You could..." Liam suddenly blushed scarlet, and he bit into his apple noisily. Sheila was clever enough to see that it was an excuse not to finish the sentence. She pounced before the moment could slip away.
"I could...what?" Sheila said, trying to sound casual.
Liam chewed for a while, then played dumb. "Beg pardon?"
"You said I was holding my problem from the wrong end. What is the right end?"
"It was a silly thought. Forget I said anything."
"This silly thought...would it work?
"Sheila...uhh..."
"Would. It. Work?"
He didn't look her in the eyes. "Yes. But you'd never go for it, even if you believed me...which you wouldn't."
"Let me be the judge of that."
"On thy head be it. We need more time and privacy than we have here. You said you live alone; is your place nearby?"
"Yes, it's over on the Bluffs."
"Let's go there after work and you can laugh or get mad or...whatever happens."
The subject was in abeyance for the rest of lunch, and they talked about trivialities. Sheila was reluctant to push now that she had this much commitment. When lunch break was over, they went inside. Liam went up to the reading room, and Sheila caught up on cataloging. Just before evening shift change, she went up to the reading room. Liam wore gloves to protect the tome, and they came off with a rude sound. Sheila put on a pair to handle it during the short journey to the vault. When she came back, Liam said, "Ready?"
"Let's go," Sheila replied.
It was a short but quiet ride to Sheila's house. She still didn't want to rush Liam, who was clearly of two minds about this. They arrived and went inside. The house was tidy and tastefully decorated. She sat down in her custom chair and he sat on the nearby couch. "So you were saying?" she started.
"Yeah. Holding the problem by the wrong end." He seemed to steel himself. "Your problem isn't too little will power. Your reason tells you what you ought to do, your will is to overrule it and do things you shouldn't. You could surrender your will temporarily. Then when I Told you to stick to your diet, you'd have to do it."
Sheila's mouth hung agape. She didn't know what she'd expected, but this wasn't it. Liam added, "There. See. An unusable solution you'd never go for."
Sheila's mouth came shut with a faintly audible snap, and her eyes narrowed. "How can you do that?"
"I don't spend days on end poring over old Lore books just to write academic papers."
"I did say I'd do
anything
, didn't I?" Sheila murmured to herself, thinking things through.
"Further," Liam pressed his point, "doing this isn't effortless for me, and having an obedient woman around and having to constantly restrain myself... That much distraction I couldn't afford. You'd have to agree to be made into a perfect girlfriend to make it worth my while. So just say no."
"Yes."
"See, I was right."
"I meant, 'yes, I want it.'"
Liam did a double take. "What!"
"If this will get me the svelte figure I've always dreamed of, I'm in."
The look on Liam's face suggested to Sheila that he hadn't expected the conversation to get to this point. "I plan to be here until the end of Spring term. In that time I
can