Summary:
Amy is a health-conscious, strait-laced salesperson. Her new housemate Amy is a smoking goth dyke, something that annoys Amy massively. Something's going to have to change. Or
someone...
The New Housemate
The day had come - her new housemate was here.
Truth be told, Amy Jennings hadn't wanted to share the impressive house with anyone. But this was London - the bills had stacked up, and her wage as a junior salesperson didn't go as far as she'd hoped. And so, faced with the painful economic reality, she'd posted an ad online.
She knew she wanted a female housemate, and she wanted proof that they could pay their way. Amy was working most of the time, so they just needed to be clean and friendly - she'd barely see them.
And so, after tons of phone calls and email conversations, she'd offered the room to Alice Chaplin. She was everything Amy had wanted, and she was arriving today.
There was a knock at the door - was that her?
Amy ran to the door and opened it, and looked in shock. Maybe, just maybe...
"Amy?" the woman asked. "Hi, I'm Alice."
Oh, no such luck.
She knew that Alice was 24 - the same age as her - that she sounded nice on the phone and that she could pay her share. What she didn't know was that Alice would be so... so
much
.
Alice was a goth, and she wasn't shy about it. She was dressed all in black - a see-through black top hung on her pale frame, encased in a leather jacket. A short skirt gave way to ripped tights on pallid legs, and chunky boots on her feet.
Amy looked at her smiling face - she could have been pretty, Amy thought, but she'd done so much
damage
. Her ears were full of piercings, a septum ring hung from her nose, a number of rings decorated her left eyebrow and her black lipstick-coated lips.
"Yeah, that's me," she said, processing the sight, "nice to meet you."
Alice stood forward and gave Amy a hug: "It's nice to finally meet you too."
Amy was caught off-guard - she inhaled sharply in shock, and was immediately conscious of the smell of smoke hanging off Alice and her clothing. She'd never thought to ask her potential flatmates if they smoked - hell, did
anyone
smoke anymore?
Alice released Amy from the hug and started pulling her belongings into the house. The new housemate hung up her jacket on the coat stand, and Amy noticed how much of her pale frame was covered in tattoos. She shook her head without even thinking about it - she hoped Alice didn't see - but she genuinely didn't understand.
Amy was proud of her body. She was the same age and roughly the same size as Alice, but that was where the similarities ended. Where Alice had black hair, cut to a shoulder-length bob with a clear undercut, Amy's was auburn, long and hanging loose. Where Alice had facial decorations, Amy had a perfectly made-up face - just enough to be on the right side of respectable - and some small ear studs the only piercings she'd think of getting. Where Alice smoked, Amy was a health nut - she'd taken the opportunity waiting for Alice to do some exercise, and she was dressed in her workout clothes and trainers when she'd arrived. She tended to wear brighter, lighter colours - she doubted there were too many of those in the suitcases Alice had brought.
Eventually, Alice was set-up. Amy had helped her take her belongings up to her room, and she'd showed her everything she needed to know - she gave her new housemate the keys, the wi-fi password, the bin dates, and anything else she needed to know.
And now, they were back at Alice's room.
"I'll let you unpack," Amy said, standing in the doorway, "just give me a shout if you need anything."
"I will do," Alice smiled back. She reached into her pocket for a cigarette packet and her lighter, and lit up a cigarette. She inhaled deeply and smiled, before seemingly remembering Amy. She smiled, and pointed the box in her direction in a gesture of friendliness.
"No, thank you," Amy genuinely felt a little sick, "I don't."
Alice shrugged and started unzipping a suitcase.
Amy started downstairs, a grimace on her face - what had she done?
***
About a week after Alice moved in, she and Amy had settled into an uneasy rut. Well, uneasy on Amy's part, at least - she doubted if Alice even knew there was a problem.
Alice did something with music, and so she worked odd hours. She was often out, and so her and Amy rarely met.
But when they did, it annoyed Amy. She could always smell the lingering smoke on Alice's clothes, and the thought of all those piercings and tattoos made her wince. If she wasn't smoking, she was on the phone to some woman, arranging a hook-up.
She hadn't yet brought one back to the house, but Amy knew it was just a matter of time, and she shuddered at the thought. Was she a homophobe? She didn't think so, no - it was just a matter of Alice not being the housemate she'd expected.
And, worst of all, she didn't even understand it was a problem. Alice was always friendly to a fault, and Amy hated it. Personality-wise, she was the perfect housemate - why did everything else have to be so
wrong
?
That night, Alice was out working. Amy had just prepared a cup of tea in the kitchen when her phone rang. It was Sarah, one of her office mates and her best friend there - she'd been away for two weeks now on assignment, and she was going to be away for another month and a half yet.
"Amy, how are you?" she asked.
And the conversation flowed from there - there was a lot of catching up to do.
It was maybe twenty minutes in when Sarah raised the question of what the new housemate was like.
"Not my first choice, I'll be honest with you," Amy said.
"What do you mean?"
"Well," she thought about putting it politely, and then decided to be a little more to the point, "she's a goth dyke. I mean, she seems nice enough, but she's a mess - she's got a face full of metal, she's coated in tattoos and she stinks of smoke."
"What are you going to do?"
"Nothing, I guess," Amy shrugged. "If she pays the rent, I suppose, and that's all I need. Who knows," she laughed, "maybe I could make her my project, help turn her respectable?"