The Massospora Fungus induces nonstop mating in cicadas. Will it work in humans? Can it be contained? Nancy the lab scientist finds out.
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Fungus induces nonstop mating in cicadas:
Substances made by a fungus infecting cicadas, Massospora, are causing the insects to mate incessantly, according to findings presented at the ASM Microbe 2019 conference. —Science News, June 25, 2019
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Part 1: The Pill
I read the above squib in one of my science news bulletins, and then I read the original research papers directly. I decided to get ahold of some of the Massospora fungus. I worked in a high-tech lab that had a sophisticated gene-splicing machine, and I was a bit of an expert with it. I figured I could modify the fungus to work on humans and develop a treatment for female frigidity in humans.
I knew, all too well, that frigidity could be psychological and, in my case, it was obviously so. I had been frigid ever since I had endured a horrific traumatic event a few years earlier. I desperately wanted to be normal.
Like many scientists I'm a victim of hubris. I worked for two years and using the mechanism that worked on the cicadas I developed a single pill for a woman to take. I first tested it on mice. When I gave it to a female mouse she let every single male mouse fuck her as much as he wanted to. Moreover, the male mice really wanted to fuck her in ways the mice experts I had called into my lab had not before seen.
It seemed strange to me but it seemed clear that the desire of the male mice and their arousal levels seemed to skyrocket too, even though the pill had only been given to the female mice. Maybe it was just from having a totally willing mouse babe on the spot? My mouse babe even acted aggressively towards male mice, trying to entice them. She did the mouse equivalent of spreading her legs and saying 'come to mama.' Wow.
I lowered the dose before I tried it out on monkeys. Nevertheless, the female monkeys became nymphos. The results were much too good. I tweaked things again and tried out the resulting pill with chimpanzees. Once again, the female chimpanzees became sex addicts and it seemed as if they could never get enough. The male chimpanzees also rose to the occasion, so to speak.
I kept lowering the dose and finally found one where the female chimpanzees sure seemed to want sex a lot, and often, but at least they did not become nymphos or sex addicts. The effects of one pill, though, seemed to last for several weeks. I didn't know how to reduce that duration issue.
I managed to get ahold of some orangutans. The zoo had experienced trouble getting them to mate. That's not uncommon with caged apes. My theory was that the orangutan reaction would most closely resemble the drug's effect on humans. It had something to do with similarities between orangutans and humans as regards our limbic systems. I managed to achieve a success! With the correct dose, while the effect was intense and the orangutans copulated nonstop for almost two days, the duration issue at least had been kind of solved.
The zoo secretly used my help to try it on panda bears, too. With pandas it also somehow seemed to stimulate the male panda as well as the female. Both the orangutans and the panda became pregnant to the delight of the zoo staff. It was all I could do to keep the results secret, since the zookeepers wanted to share the good news. The pandas in particular had not been interested in sex while in captivity and this was red hot news.
Had I gone public and kept my drug for primates only, I would have become famous due to its positive effects on zoo animals. Of course, long term effects of the drug and whether it could eventually be harmful in some unanticipated way were unknown. One can't be too careful in that regard. Preliminary indications however were positive across the board. I was elated!
After some more trials and some more tweaking, I was finally ready for human trials. How does one go about that? It's kind of tricky advertising for sexually frigid women who would be willing to take a pill and risk becoming nymphomaniacs. In addition, I didn't know what side effects would occur in women or what drug interactions might be. I didn't have funding to do a trial in some third world country the way big pharma does. In addition, I was trying to do all this in secret.
There were also the ethical issues of human trials. The bureaucracy to undergo human trials of almost anything is forbidding, and it would destroy my need for secrecy.
I knew that many of the greatest scientists throughout history used their own bodies to try out new remedies for various afflictions. They made themselves their very own guinea pigs. Pierre Curie, JBS Haldane, Jonas Salk, August Bier, and of course everyone's favorite Albert Hoffman were some of the more famous ones to do this. I decided to join their august ranks.
I knew my sexual frigidity was a problem at least partially in my mind, but medicine can of course affect the mind as well as the body. I had no idea if my solution to frigidity would work in human women, but I had lots of hope. I had only had sex once since the trauma and it had been a disaster. I couldn't get wet and the intercourse hurt like hell. It's hard to imagine a more non-erotic experience.
The man had enjoyed it, however, and he wanted a repeat, so he took me anally, and that was fine. The man is Mark and I know he cared deeply for me, but he was frustrated when I would never again let him fuck me in my pussy. He got a new job and moved away and I've never heard from him, although I follow his exploits, successes, and his love life via Facebook. His love life of course does not include Nancy, the woman he left behind. That woman is me.
I actually missed having sex. I had tried to be intimate several times with men in addition to Mark, and time after time it was a disaster. I tried therapy with a shrink, I tried medicines for depression, I tried lube like K-Y, I tried hormone therapy, I tried yoga, and I even tried pornography. Nothing worked. My body refused to lubricate my vagina and even with lube it was painful and not erotic.
Now I had my little pills, developed over several years of work and animal experimentation. I knew if I were a mouse and took one of these pills I'd be fucking my brains out. For primates, it was more subdued. Monkeys went bananas on the pills (pun intended) and chimpanzees had a pronounced uptick in promiscuity, orangutans went wild, and all was dosage dependent. Humans were the great unknown.
I didn't know the reaction humans would have or what the proper dosage would be, assuming the pills would have any effects at all. For all I knew, they might even make a girl sick. For Pete's sake, they might even be fatal! What to do? What to do?
I wasn't too worried about sickness or mortality issues. There had been no indications of such problems with mice, nor monkeys, nor chimpanzees, nor orangutans, nor pandas. All my test subjects remained perfectly healthy. Odds were that humans would too, although one never, ever knows in advance, does one?
I decided to take some precautions. I was in New York, a scientist at one of the major universities there, and I grabbed a lab tech (Steve) and took him to a swingers' club downtown, just to familiarize myself with the place. I was too scared to go alone. I had done some research, and we were allowed to go there, just as observers. Steve didn't need much persuasion to go with me, even if we had never even kissed before.
I kind of suspected, hell I guess I knew, that Steve had a bit of a thing for me.
It was tricky. I had to explain to Steve what was going on. Steve and I had nothing going on, but I'm an attractive woman and Steve is a guy and well, what guy would turn down some free sex with an attractive woman? So, I figured he'd be interested, but I made it clear this first trip was as observers only. I figured if I really had to pacify him, I could give him a blowjob or some anal sex, but I was hoping I wouldn't have to.
I wanted to go to a swingers' club because if the drug worked, I might become sex crazed, and in a club, I'd have lots of willing partners whom I'd probably never see again, unless I returned to the club! Steve was a scientist, and he'd never done anything like this, and as he put it, "It sounds interesting, and doubtless certainly educational!" So, we went.
It did not take me long to realize this had been a bad idea. Swinging was most definitely not part of my personality. For me, sex had to be meaningful and with a man I cared for. Maybe experimenting on myself with this drug was a bad idea? In any event I was grossed out by the swingers' club, although Steve looked to be intrigued, if not fascinated.
It was kind of interesting to watch couples fuck right in front of us, and one woman seemed to be enjoying a gangbang, something I had trouble imagining ever happening to me, let alone enjoying! To my eyes, it was disgusting.
As it turned out, I ended up feeling that I did have to give Steve something as a reward for escorting me to the swingers' club. He knew I was frigid, I had explained that to him and also how I was doing research before I tried out my own drug.
Nevertheless, when we got back to my place we made out, and little by little he undressed me and at the same time undressed himself. When I saw how hard and throbbing his cock was, I knew I had to give it some relief, so now that we were both naked, I gave him a hand job. He wanted more, so I went down on him.
I had become pretty good at blowjobs and before long Steve exploded in my mouth. I liked Steve, so I decided to swallow for him. He wanted to go down on me as well, but I would not let him. I knew I'd end up crying if he went down on me and I failed to get wet, which also I knew from experience was sure to happen. Therefore, when he was ready for a round two, I gave him a lubricated rubber.
I looked at Steve. He was actually a wonderful guy. He was even somewhat good looking. He didn't have a hard body, or much chest hair, and he was not muscular or anything, nor was his cock anything special, but he had a brilliant mind and he had kind eyes and a good, pure soul. If I were honest with myself I would realize that I cared for him, and obviously he cared for me. Best of all he truly lusted for me.
I was no stranger to sex. Before the traumatic event I was a standard, sexually active, college coed. Maybe I was more sexually active than much of my peer group; yeah, I guess I was, but the upshot was that I knew my way around a man. I was no babe in the woods.
I got on my hands and knees, had him apply some K-Y, and I offered him my ass. His cock was thin, so it really wasn't too bad, and truth be told I actually enjoyed the emotion of having a man who cared for me fucking me up the ass. I liked to be fucked and my vagina just wasn't an option.