"Beth" my roommate, Suzanne, says in a pleading voice, "you just have to come with us. You have to get out of the house." She has been asking me to go with her and her boyfriend to this hypnotist all week and it has such little appeal.
"I just don't feel like leaving." I said to her, Normally on a Saturday we would walk the half block to Cue Balls the neighborhood bar but we had originally been on double dating to this show when she got tickets but being that I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me last weekend I have suddenly lost all motivation. Honestly it didn't seem to be my thing when we first got tickets and now I feel seeing the empty chair next to me just feels like it will be the salt in the wound I don't need. But Suzanne had been a big fan of this person showing me all sorts of youtube clips and had her heart set. Plus, she could be very resilient.
It took an hour of begging to get me to start to change to leave the house. She wasn't wrong. I probably did need an excuse to shower and get out of the house. I just wished it wasn't some hack with cheap parlor tricks.
I finally agree and get out of my bed and stare into my closet for a full 5 minutes. "Fuck it" I say out loud to nobody "If I am going out I am going to look fucking good." I pull out some clothes that I know will make me look good.
After a hot shower I slick my short red hair back. I add some stark eye makeup and fire red lipstick. The black lace bustier makes my smaller breasts look fucking hot under my black pant suit. My pumps give a little height to my 5'4" frame.
I step out of the bathroom. "Lets see some fucking magic." I say trying to muster up as much excitement as I can. Suzanne and her boyfriend, Mark, just stare at me for a second. Suzanne at my face, mark at the cleavage popping out of my suit jackets.
"Well" Suzanne says after second "We feel underdressed but hell yeah lets see some fucking magic. Well no technically it's mentalism and hypnosis."
They are underdressed in their T-shirts and jeans but I don't care. If I am going I am determined to go how I want the world to see me. "MAGIC!" I reply in a matter of fact tone and as I start to walk to the door. As I pass them in the same matter of fact tone I say "Mark, stop staring at my tits and you are driving my car is almost out of gas." I can hear Suzanne hit him with her purse behind me as we all file out of the door.
After twenty minutes in Mark's Honda we made it to the theater. There are posters of the performer, The Great Marissi, (Suzanne kept correcting me "It's Mah-ree-cE") plastered all over the lobby. They are the standard magic affair. She is in a tuxedo, her black waving hair wind blown as she glares at you like the poster is trying to read your mind. There is smoke in the blackness behind her. "Well," I say to Mark and Suzanne "At least she is hot."
"You just wait." Suzanne says in protest "She's a genius."
"Genius at taking our money and looking hot doing it." I retort. The bell telling us to find our seats goes off and I feel a small wave of something like shivers going over me.
We found our seats in the theater. They are really good and I sort of feel like shit for ragging on the show. Suzanne must have paid a lot for the seats. "Wow" I say to her "I have never been this close. Thanks."
I can see that this has done a lot to smooth over my general attitude. She smiles kindly and says "Really, thanks for coming. I know it's not your thing but I really appreciate it and think you are going to like it." I reach out and squeeze her hand in friendship as the lights begin to dim and the cloud starts to clap.
There is, of course, lasers and fog. Like I said before, it's just a magic show. But still a well produced magic show. And also like stated before, The Great Marissi is hot. She comes out in a charcoal pencil skirt with a slit half way up the thigh, tall black boots that go to her knees. What appears to be fishnets. Her shirt is a semi sheer white button up with a black bra under it. Her wavy dark hair pulled up. She looks like a hot librarian moonlighting as a dominatrix. Her British accent just adds to the whole appeal and, I have to say, she has my attention.
Marissi says "Tonight is going to be a night of volunteers. But most people think I work with plants so it will totally be at random. I don't need plants or stooges because, you see, since the moment you stepped foot in the theater I have been working to get inside your mind."
"I just sit back and think "Please don't pick me. Please don't pick me. Pick my friend. She would love it."
She introduces how volunteers are picked. A song is played as a beach ball is bounced around. When the song stops, that person is picked. After a few rounds of this and seeing others go up I have to admit that even my skeptical ass is entertained. I still think it is plants somehow, or people just wanting to participate so much they go along with whatever is in the show but it is impressive.
As the show continues we get to a space where two beach balls get passed out. The house lights raise and the music starts and I am glad to see it start by flying right over my head. Not even looking where they are going I am shocked when one lands right in my lap. Instinctively I grab it. Before I can toss the music stops. Marissi calls us up on stage. She starts with a middle aged balding man. Some crowd work. We learn his name is Todd and he works in corrections. He is here with his wife and kids. That sort of stuff. She sets him to her side when she comes over to me.
I am embarrassed and shy. She takes my hand and asks my name. "Beth" I respond and I feel that same wave of shivers go over me.
She smiles and stupidly all I can do is think that they were in fact fishnets and they are only thigh high. I am just as bad as mark.
Still with my hand in hers she says "I see you got dressed up for this evening's show." I blush a little. "But" She continues "I can tell it isn't really your thing I could actually see you in your seat earlier like you were thinking 'please don't pick me, pick my friend, she would love it.'"
The crowd laughs at my misfortune but all I can think is "Okay, that was weird" as the wave goes over me.
"It is weird." She says out of nowhere laughing at seemingly nothing. "But what you will find weirder is when I say to you 'of course they are thigh high and you are just as bad as him"
I try not to die of shock and embarrassment standing on stage.
"See" she says "Even for the greatest skeptics, like yourself I will get inside your head." She taps my hand with her thumb as she says joyfully "I will get inside you and you'll love it so much you'll come see me after the show." She winks and the audience laughs.
She has me and Todd stand there with our eyes closed and tells the crowd she is going to give us some non verbal commands. She touches our shoulders. I feel my nerves wave again. Maybe it is embarrassment. Maybe it is her touch. She has us stand back to back. She hands me a piece of paper and pen and tells me to write down the first thing on my mind. Similarly she hands Todd a big whiteboard and tells him to draw the first thing on his mind.
The waves come over my hand like they are pulling them. I am not even sure if it was on my mind or just what my hand wanted to do. It is like that feeling when you are standing on the shore and you can feel the undertow pull at you. Imagine if you let it. Where would it take you? That is what it feels like my hand is doing now. I just write. "Boy on bike with tophat named peter." When he caps his lid she reads my note and tells me to turn around. The crowd goes wild as I see a large drawing of a boy on a bike with a top hat and the label of "peter" under it.
I feel dazed as everyone claps around us. The great Marissi says "That's the first half of the show. We are going to take a break but we will see some more soon." She then escorts us off stage to the backstage area thanking us. Her hand is on my back guiding me and I feel a pulse of excitement.
"But how?" I say.
"That was nothing. Real mind control is a harder thing but a lady never tells her secrets. Thank you so much though you were great. She gives me a wink as I leave the backstage area."
Mark and Suzanne clap for me as I run into them in the lobby standing in line for refreshments. When the second half starts I take my seat still dazed. That wave feeling is still strong.