Check out Part I in the Incest section to discover the backstory and world of Plumedale. However, these chapters are vignettes more than a serial, and should be able to be read as one-offs. This will all come together, eventually, anyway. Hard to find an appropriate category for this specific diddly. If you like a touch of comedy in your erotica, I hope this humors you enough. Thanks for the continued support and input from what few fans I have. :)
The Gnome Chronicles
Billy Turner's Stupid Wish
Billy Turner had a problem. At 21 years old and a senior at Plumedale University, his hormones had yet to settle down. He was known as the weird kid who always got erections in class, garnering him the nickname, "Billy, the Perv." He'd hoped that by the time he reached his senior year, the problem would be under control, but it was quite the opposite.
Everywhere Billy went, he couldn't help but notice all the pretty girls. Even plain girls sent a tingling sensation down his shaft, and if a girl so much as said "hello" to Billy, he popped an instant hard-on. Perhaps if Billy hadn't possessed a ten-inch penis could he have avoided some embarrassment, but he'd yet found a pair of pants or jeans that could disguise or hide the problem.
Now Billy sat in his French class, trying to pay attention to what the attractive French teacher was saying. Instead, his mind continually shifted to the healthy amount of cleavage she displayed, showing off a golden tan. Billy tented his tight jeans to such a degree that it was touching the bottom of his desk. Everyone in the room began pointing and whispering.
"Billy Turner!" yelled the teacher. This is the third time this week I've had you interrupt class. If you cannot control yourself, you are to leave this room immediately!"
Humiliated, Billy gathered his things and awkwardly walked out of the room, his erection on display for all to see.
"My God," said one of the girls. "That would handicap someone."
Billy bolted out the door and ran down the hallway, out of the school. By the time he stopped running, he'd made it all the way to the park and he grabbed a seat by the pond. As far as Billy knew, not many students took advantage of the park. He buried his head in his hands.
"Why?" he screamed. "Why can't I be normal?"
Just then, a little green gnome popped out of the bush, startling Billy.
"Perhaps I can help you with that," said the funny little creature. "I'm Abe, the Wishing Gnome. I may grant you one wish, anything you like."
"Wait a minute. Is this a joke?" asked Billy.
"I assure you it's not a joke. I also know all about your problem. i was sent specifically to you from my master. You are easily stimulated sexually. As such, it has led to many embarrassing situations for you. Your classmates and teachers look at you in disgust and bully you. For years, you have had to put up with their torment."
As the gnome reminded Billy of all those humiliating situations he'd been subjected to, it got Billy rather angry, and he blurted out, "Yeah, I wish everyone had to experience my problem. I can't help it that I am horny every waking moment of every single day!"
"Excuse me, sir," said the gnome, raising his hands. "I was reminding you of your problems, so that you would make a wish to be normal, to be like someone that can control their hormones."
"Of course I would wish for that...," said Billy, "... if what you say is true... that you're a wishing gnome?"
"But you just wished for something else. You just wished for others to be like you."
"Oh, I was just speaking hypothetically, when you were reminding me about all the bullying I've gone through. If people understood what I go through everyday, they wouldn't bully me."
"Well, that's the thing. It is what you wished for. For people to be like you!"
