The Case Files of Dr. Randall Herringwick
The Case of the Melting Sister
Chapter One - Drastic Measures
CASE FILES - PERSONAL NOTES - PATIENTS 53 & 54 - PRELUDE
Okay, here's the deal. Everybody's got to make a living. Just because I'm an evil mad doctor, I still have to have a day job ... know what I mean? I happen to have two. I teach at a prestigious university medical school two days per week, and I maintain a thriving private practice, as well. So ... the evil mad doctor thing is just sort of a sideline. A very lucrative, and ofttimes very satisfying sideline.
This was a strange time for me. I hadn't really been in the mad doctoring business very long, and I was still sort of learning the ropes. My first case had been a weird one which had ended with indeterminate results. The pros had far outweighed the cons, however, and I now found myself (though not wealthy, by any stretch of the imagination) the owner of an apartment building in western Providence, RI, in the area north of HWY 6, where I maintained my residence and office spaces. Unfortunately, at this point in time, the rest of my building was not in very good repair; which is to say, there were no tenants.
I was also in the process of planning a rather devious course of action in another state, where I planned to retrieve a woman I had once lost. But that, as they say, is another story for another day. That was personal. The tale I'm about to relate was professional. Well, it wasn't professional in the sense that it was legal ... or ethical. But then, evil mad doctoring generally isn't, is it?
The real thing about this field is that it begins to feed upon itself. Word gets around ... though, quite frankly, I have no idea how it gets around. I'm not into the cocktail crowd, but I can't really imagine a group of guys, standing by themselves over in one corner, saying things like: "I'm having a spot of trouble with missus. Do any of you happen to know if there are any evil mad doctors in the area that might help me out a bit?" And yet, somehow, a select few people did know about me, and they did seek me out. They also knew that such services were not cheap.
The course I was teaching, Applied Behavioral Science in Psychiatry, was my first at that particular school. First courses are always more time-consuming. But now I was finishing up with that, along with the course notes, lesson plans, study guides, laboratory outlines, grading criteria and all the other administrative necessities that accompanied it. The next iteration of this course (which, fortunately for me, had become rather popular) was more or less going to run itself. And in my private practice, I had reached a point where many of my regular patients were being seen less or not at all.
I hope I'm not giving away too many professional secrets if I tell you that the wealthiest psychiatrists make their money by suggesting to their wealthiest patients that regularly scheduled "maintenance" sessions are a necessity. In point of fact, psychological ailments are curable. And, just as it is in other medical fields, there is no real reason to see a patient who is no longer ill. The fact that they do is enough to make my evil mad blood boil. But, c'est la vie.
And so, professionally, things were cyclical. I had not seen many new patients in the past month or so; but now, I was accepting them in greater numbers. Word had gotten around that I was a doctor that was especially attuned to the needs of women; and as a result, most new patients were female. I had gotten to the point that when a man entered my office, I regarded him with skepticism ... that is, as someone who might be after my "other" services. I had flatly turned down two such men already who approached me separately, but with the same request. In each case, a multi-millionaire had urged me to take an overbearing wife and turn her into a sex slave. With both, I had urged them to divorce their spouses (if they didn't truly love them), pay all the premiums that went with such an action (settlements, alimony, child support, etc); then seek out a submissive mate, and I would consider helping them with their requests. Both gentlemen were of the opinion that such a price was too high. And with each, I told them that I agreed wholeheartedly. Then I charged them $220 apiece for an hour's worth of consultation and I dismissed them.
But then, along came patient #51 (i.e., the 51st patient I'd seen since establishing my practice); and I found him to be an individual who was not only sincere, but most deserving of my special talents in the field of evil mad doctoring.
Perhaps I'm not indicative of the average American male, but I instantly liked the guy. His handshake, when I invited him into my office, was strong and firm but not crushing; his smile was genuine, but there was a deep sadness about him. He was rugged and handsome, though it was not exaggerated; and he moved with a grace that was not taught, but came naturally ... an athlete, I assumed. It was his eyes that arrested my attention, however. The melancholy in them could not mask a raw inquisitiveness and intelligence that demanded respect ... not because it was demanded, but because you simply knew those traits were there.
"How can I help you today, Mr. ..." I looked down at my appointment pad "... Russo?" I indicated the easy chair in front of my desk and he sat.
"Call me Bryon, if you'd like," he responded with the wave of a hand. "Doctor Herringwick, it has been brought to my attention that ... for the proper price ... you might be able to provide services that are ... um ... outside the normal boundaries of professional psychiatric care."
I leaned back in my chair, regarding him. He met my gaze unabashedly, but the air of grief surrounding him made me falter in responding with my standard answer. "Can you give me some sort of idea what your problem is?"
He took a breath. "I was married eight months ago. Now, my wife wants to divorce me."
I nodded. "I am deeply sorry for your troubles, Mr. Russo. But if you are suggesting that I somehow attempt to quash your wife's love for another man, and then to change your wife into some adoring pet, I'm afraid that my answer is no."
"What I wish, doctor, is that you somehow overcome outside influences that are driving my wife into a lifestyle she will regret. You see, I know that she is still very much in love with me."
I canted my head a little in thought. Again, I was halted before giving a pat answer. I, myself, had once loved a woman who was affected by outside influences. "And who is it that is influencing your wife, Mr. Russo?"