The Crystal Palace
by Simon Underfoot
Copyright 2024; all rights reserved
Chapter 5
I understood Madison's perspective, of course, but it still hurt.
And since I no longer worked at the firm, a chance encounter and subsequent reconciliation was nothing more than a fever dream.
For two full days I moped, lethargic and alone. On the third I went to the medicine cabinet and broke open expired antidepressants from the time I'd left my last job. Time to start over.
Two terribly frustrating weeks followed. No, Virginia Welles didn't send a minion, but she did make sure no accounting firm in the city would even offer a phone screen. Nobody told me as much outright, but I never got a callback or an email follow-up, even for entry level positions, despite good experience on my CV.
Time to look elsewhere?
Nothing was keeping me in the city. Madison was ready to move on, Jenny hadn't returned either of my calls, and Sara had made it abundantly clear she wanted nothing to do with me. I didn't have any friends from outside work, nor family in the area. A change of location might be the best option.
The more I looked, the more excited I became at the prospect. No, there wasn't a
Shangri-La
for Afflicted, but some places were more progressive than others.
The prospect of learning a new language wasn't appealing, so I ruled out mainland Europe. I would have considered the UK, but online rumblings hinted at a right wing shift that would likely impose restrictions on my movement or activities. Ireland might be fine, but would they follow? I'd always loved the idea of Australia or New Zealand, but they were just so damned far away. Which is how I ended up choosing Toronto.
I'd only visited once, but I'd enjoyed my time in the city. There was also full professional reciprocity with my state, meaning I could transfer my CPA over directly, though I would need to learn a different set of tax laws. As for actually living there, Toronto had two different social clubs for Afflicted, and if their websites were to be believed, women would pay for to visit.
Not so different from the job I'd just abandoned, but at least it would be on my terms, which was really the heart of the matter. I don't hate the idea of exchanging favors for sex as long as both parties are agreeable, but working for Virginia had left me without any agency of my own. Yes, it would have been a profitable, physically enjoyable experience, but after a single night it already felt hollow.
So I checked that my passport was current, made travel arrangements, and packed a bag.
The goal was to look around the city with an eye toward the future, see if I really wanted to emigrate from the States. I found a Realtor with good reviews, picked a few apartments I hoped to see, and lined up appointments with both social clubs. I was looking forward to my week in the great white north.
Persistent knocking woke me.
I groaned as I pushed to an elbow and grabbed my phone, seeing it was almost ten o'clock.
On the other side of the door was a pretty woman with short blonde hair, Virginia's assistant. "I'm not interested."
"Hi, Joe." Her voice, sweet as ever, had a hint of worry. "May I come in?"
"Not a good idea. I haven't taken any of my usual precautions and I don't want to Affect you." Besides, I had to be at the airport by four-thirty to catch my flight.
"It's really important." The concern in her tone ticked up a little, but I'd been preparing for this kind of visit since quitting. I unlocked the deadbolt while keeping the chain latched, then cracked the door and stepped back.
"Yes?" I tried to act professional, standing there in just a pair of pajama pants -- it wasn't her fault she got sent on a thankless, hopeless errand. Seeing her eyes widen was a bit of an ego boost, but I pushed it down. "What's so important?" I urged when she didn't say anything.
"It's not the kind of thing we should talk about in the hall," she replied, looking up and down the corridor.
"Then it can wait until the morning."
"You'll be gone in the morning."
I folded my arms, feeling smug. "And just how do you know that?"
She rolled her eyes, exasperation coming through. "Because Ms. Welles has had a firm following you since the day after you left."
My life had become a cheap spy movie, probably in the noir style. "So you're here to warn me."
"What? No, of course not. She sent me to make an offer, good for tonight only." Now it was me that made an overly dramatic gesture of exasperation.
The woman at my door was slim, fit, and quite attractive in a pixie-like fashion. Medium height, brown eyes, and high cheeks with a cute nose and matching chin. She was also dressed to draw attention, including a black top that plunged well below the midpoint of her chest. "Let me guess: you're part of the offer."
She gave me the same unimpressed look her boss had favored me with several times when she thought I was being ridiculous or obtuse. Seeing it again made me grin, in spite of my annoyance. "Fine, give me a moment to open some windows."
I pulled on a shirt and wrapped myself in my robe before letting her in, retreating immediately to the far side of the room: no accidents. "Yes, Ms..." Oddly enough, I didn't know her name.
"Waters," she answered distractedly, taking in my combined living room-kitchen, then seating herself on a chair. "Carrie is fine." She looked up at me calmly, but the underlying uneasiness was still there. "You have her in a bind, you know."
"Me?" Surprise and a fair bit of pent up frustration made the word come out louder than intended. "Listen, Carrie, we both know that's bullshit, but I'm not going to argue about it. Just tell me the offer so you can go home and tell her you did your part."
"I can't. If I don't get you to sign the contract," she paused and pulled a stack of legal papers from her satchel, setting them on the table, "she'll fire me."
"Look, that sucks, but why would you want to work for someone like that anyway?"
"I..." She paused, considering her words. "... would rather not say, but losing this job would be very unfortunate for me. Just take a look, please?" She held out the papers.
I don't play poker, and I try hard to be an up front guy, so I have virtually no practice at hiding my reactions. I know my jaw dropped when I saw the proposed salary: almost half a million dollars, plus additional financial incentives, including a ludicrous performance bonus tied directly to the additional revenue my services brought to the firm. "Holy shit."