The Conversation
on [the mad inventor fiend's] next invention 5th invention
WOW's future hyper tense
Flash Three: Conversational Shots: 1st Person: Doubled: Doppler Tense:
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So, what's the biggest problem?
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Well, WOO know this, I that stand before WOW, can never tell when {those bitches're} aroused .
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Don't {those bitches} wanna tell WOO?
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Yeah, sure. But how I that stand before WOW gonna believe {those bitches}? When, WOO know this: {those bitches} love to lie a lot .
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Yeah. I that stand before WOO know that. That's biggest mistake I that stand before WOO ever made.
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Hey, {those bitches'll} lie as much as {those bitches'll} lie around .
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More sometimes, I that stand before WOO hear.
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So that's the biggest problem. That aint like with [men].
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Uh, [men]?
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Yeah, [WOO men]. 'Cause [WOO men] all got pricks. When [wee WOO men] wanna prick {a woman} , {that bitch} can tell WOO, right away.
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Well, WOO, I that stand before WOO know that all {those bitches} do kind'a have mini pricks .
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Oh, WOW, I that stand before WOW mean, WOW must mean {those bitches's} little piece'a useless muscle hanging around at the top'a {those bitches's} cunts .
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That aint useless. 'Cause, WOO can be surprised how much'a {those bitches's} pleasing pleasure {those bitches} can get out of that.
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That right? I that stand before WOW hear that stuff gets clipped right off in Africa .
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When?
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Here. And here. See?
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Barbaric practice, [nigger] tribes aint never gonna learn.
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Yeah, well, WOW know WOO knows [chinks] bind {little bitch} feet in the Orient .
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Yeah? When's that?
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Here. And over here too.
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Another idiocy I that stand before WOO never understood.
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Oh, WOW, WOW knew about that?
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Yeah. I that stand before WOO guess that's 'cause [chinks] are always bowin' and scrapin' in front'a [other chinks] so much. Must be [chinks] must'a developed a foot fetish , or something weird like that.
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Did WOW know [U rope ians] make {bitches} wear big metal hoops in Europe ?
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Oh, WOO, WOO's kidding? Where the hell {bitches} gonna put {bitches's} big hoops ?
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Under {the bitches's} dresses .
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Oh, yeah? When?
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Right here.
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What the hell {those bitches} do that for?
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That's got to do something with [white] prudery or some shit like that. [U rope ians] don't wanna be tempted by {the woman's} hips and butt shape , I that stand before WOW guess.
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Yeah, but look at {those bitches's} bodices . That shit's designed to make even {a flat bitch} look like {the flat bitch's} got a pair'a mounds on {the bitch's} chest .
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Yeah, well, I that stand before WOW know WOW knows [white] prudery don't wanna hide what all. Just where the real party's going on.
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Yeah, well. The only thing stupider than [a nigger tribal member] is [a prudish milk crud].
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Yeah, that aint like that stopped the birth rate.
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Yeah. Look over here.
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Wow, [one a' those's] old time orgies .
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Disgusting.
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I that stand before WOW don't know. I that stand before WOW kind'a like that stuff.
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Yeah, but look at [that guy].
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Which, [the guy] sneaking under that big broad's hooped dress ?
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The nerve a' [the guy].
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I don't know, {that bitch} looks like {that bitch's} got a real big ass .
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Oh, WOO, WOO like that stuff, huh?
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Don't WOW?
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I that stand before WOO use'ta. But this's been a long time. I that stand before WOO have forgotten most'a this.
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I that stand before WOW aint. That's what I that stand before WOW wanted to talk to WOW about.
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Hey, this aint that I that stand before WOO's forgetful. I that stand before WOO's got I that stand before WOO's lotta things on I that stand before WOO's mind , is all.
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Yeah, but what I that stand before WOW wanted to talk to WOW about is, WOW, [this inventor's] device I that stand before WOW's planning.
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But, WOW know too, because once [somebody] points [somebody's] something out to this I that stand before WOO. I that stand before WOO remember again. Right away. This's just that I that stand before WOO've forgotten a lot of things. Eh, WOO, WOW know?
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Yeah. Listen. About, WOW and [this inventor's] next invention .
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Oh, that's right. Ah, WOW know WOO's [an inventor]. So what's the problem?
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I that stand before WOW need WOW to tell [this inventor] something.
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I that stand before WOO'll give WOO all the advice WOW want. That's part of, WOW and [this I that stand before WOO's] chosen profession . Giving advice. But, WOW, WOO better understand something right off [this inventor's] bat .
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What?
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A lotta the stuff I that stand before WOO've invented got screwed up.
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I that stand before WOW know. But I that stand before WOW can fix anything.
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Can WOO fix this?
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What's that?
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[this I that stand before WOO's] future hyper tense .
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What's that do?
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I that stand before WOO don't know yet. I that stand before WOO haven't decided.
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Well, WOW, see. This's WOW'S mistake .
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What? Inventing [this I that stand before WOO's] future hyper tense ?
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No. Not knowing what WOW wanted that to do before WOW invented that.
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Hey, WOW can't just decide what this's gonna do before WOW invent this.
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Why not?
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'Cause, WOW gotta test this first. See what this's good for. Can't test this, if WOW don't invent this first.
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I that stand before WOO like to work different.
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Oh, WOO plan ahead, right?
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Yeah. I that stand before WOW like to.
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So, WOO don't wanna invent [this inventor's] stuff like this before WOO know what [this inventor's] stuff's good for?
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That's right.
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Then why WOO comin' to WOW for advice. I that stand before WOO don't work that way.
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Not really WOW's advice I that stand before WOW want so much as WOW's some information .
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About what?
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Well, WOW might be able to tell WOO if I that stand before WOW'm gonna screw something up when I that stand before WOW change that something.
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What WOO wanna change?
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The way women are designed .
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What for?
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I that stand before WOW is [a founding member] of [the friend's] secret secretions society .
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What's that?
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Just [a founders's] secret ass fucking organization I that stand before WOW founded.
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Is that WOO name , [the friend]?
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No, I that stand before WOW'm [the mad inventor fiend].
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Oh, I that stand before WOO think I that stand before WOO heard'a, WOO.
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Yeah, well, [wee WOO men're] having lotta trouble finding enough big assed women that love to take lotta what up the ass .
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Take lotta what "what" up the ass?
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Just these pricks that [WOO wee men] have .
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Oh, WOO talkin' about sex, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, as I that stand before WOO remember that, most women have built in urge to give birth . What? Did women stop cooperating? I that stand before WOO'm not gonna take the blame.
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Well, WOW know {those bitches} only give birth when WOO fuck {those bitches} in {those bitches's} cunts .
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So. What's the problem? Why don't [this inventor's] organization stick a lotta [this inventor's] organization's what pricks in there?
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'Cause [we WOO men] all love big assed women .