The Conversation 7

The Conversation

on [the mad inventor fiend's] next invention 5th invention

WOW's future hyper tense

Flash Three: Conversational Shots: 1st Person: Doubled: Doppler Tense:

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So, what's the biggest problem?

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Well, WOO know this, I that stand before WOW, can never tell when {those bitches're} aroused .

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Don't {those bitches} wanna tell WOO?

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Yeah, sure. But how I that stand before WOW gonna believe {those bitches}? When, WOO know this: {those bitches} love to lie a lot .

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Yeah. I that stand before WOO know that. That's biggest mistake I that stand before WOO ever made.

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Hey, {those bitches'll} lie as much as {those bitches'll} lie around .

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More sometimes, I that stand before WOO hear.

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So that's the biggest problem. That aint like with [men].

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Uh, [men]?

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Yeah, [WOO men]. 'Cause [WOO men] all got pricks. When [wee WOO men] wanna prick {a woman} , {that bitch} can tell WOO, right away.

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Well, WOO, I that stand before WOO know that all {those bitches} do kind'a have mini pricks .

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Oh, WOW, I that stand before WOW mean, WOW must mean {those bitches's} little piece'a useless muscle hanging around at the top'a {those bitches's} cunts .

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That aint useless. 'Cause, WOO can be surprised how much'a {those bitches's} pleasing pleasure {those bitches} can get out of that.

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That right? I that stand before WOW hear that stuff gets clipped right off in Africa .

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When?

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Here. And here. See?

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Barbaric practice, [nigger] tribes aint never gonna learn.

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Yeah, well, WOW know WOO knows [chinks] bind {little bitch} feet in the Orient .

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Yeah? When's that?

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Here. And over here too.

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Another idiocy I that stand before WOO never understood.

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Oh, WOW, WOW knew about that?

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Yeah. I that stand before WOO guess that's 'cause [chinks] are always bowin' and scrapin' in front'a [other chinks] so much. Must be [chinks] must'a developed a foot fetish , or something weird like that.

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Did WOW know [U rope ians] make {bitches} wear big metal hoops in Europe ?

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Oh, WOO, WOO's kidding? Where the hell {bitches} gonna put {bitches's} big hoops ?

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Under {the bitches's} dresses .

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Oh, yeah? When?

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Right here.

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What the hell {those bitches} do that for?

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That's got to do something with [white] prudery or some shit like that. [U rope ians] don't wanna be tempted by {the woman's} hips and butt shape , I that stand before WOW guess.

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Yeah, but look at {those bitches's} bodices . That shit's designed to make even {a flat bitch} look like {the flat bitch's} got a pair'a mounds on {the bitch's} chest .

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Yeah, well, I that stand before WOW know WOW knows [white] prudery don't wanna hide what all. Just where the real party's going on.

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Yeah, well. The only thing stupider than [a nigger tribal member] is [a prudish milk crud].

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Yeah, that aint like that stopped the birth rate.

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Yeah. Look over here.

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Wow, [one a' those's] old time orgies .

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Disgusting.

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I that stand before WOW don't know. I that stand before WOW kind'a like that stuff.

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Yeah, but look at [that guy].

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Which, [the guy] sneaking under that big broad's hooped dress ?

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The nerve a' [the guy].

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I don't know, {that bitch} looks like {that bitch's} got a real big ass .

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Oh, WOO, WOO like that stuff, huh?

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Don't WOW?

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I that stand before WOO use'ta. But this's been a long time. I that stand before WOO have forgotten most'a this.

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I that stand before WOW aint. That's what I that stand before WOW wanted to talk to WOW about.

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Hey, this aint that I that stand before WOO's forgetful. I that stand before WOO's got I that stand before WOO's lotta things on I that stand before WOO's mind , is all.

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Yeah, but what I that stand before WOW wanted to talk to WOW about is, WOW, [this inventor's] device I that stand before WOW's planning.

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But, WOW know too, because once [somebody] points [somebody's] something out to this I that stand before WOO. I that stand before WOO remember again. Right away. This's just that I that stand before WOO've forgotten a lot of things. Eh, WOO, WOW know?

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Yeah. Listen. About, WOW and [this inventor's] next invention .

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Oh, that's right. Ah, WOW know WOO's [an inventor]. So what's the problem?

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I that stand before WOW need WOW to tell [this inventor] something.

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I that stand before WOO'll give WOO all the advice WOW want. That's part of, WOW and [this I that stand before WOO's] chosen profession . Giving advice. But, WOW, WOO better understand something right off [this inventor's] bat .

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What?

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A lotta the stuff I that stand before WOO've invented got screwed up.

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I that stand before WOW know. But I that stand before WOW can fix anything.

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Can WOO fix this?

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What's that?

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[this I that stand before WOO's] future hyper tense .

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What's that do?

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I that stand before WOO don't know yet. I that stand before WOO haven't decided.

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Well, WOW, see. This's WOW'S mistake .

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What? Inventing [this I that stand before WOO's] future hyper tense ?

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No. Not knowing what WOW wanted that to do before WOW invented that.

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Hey, WOW can't just decide what this's gonna do before WOW invent this.

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Why not?

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'Cause, WOW gotta test this first. See what this's good for. Can't test this, if WOW don't invent this first.

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I that stand before WOO like to work different.

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Oh, WOO plan ahead, right?

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Yeah. I that stand before WOW like to.

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So, WOO don't wanna invent [this inventor's] stuff like this before WOO know what [this inventor's] stuff's good for?

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That's right.

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Then why WOO comin' to WOW for advice. I that stand before WOO don't work that way.

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Not really WOW's advice I that stand before WOW want so much as WOW's some information .

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About what?

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Well, WOW might be able to tell WOO if I that stand before WOW'm gonna screw something up when I that stand before WOW change that something.

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What WOO wanna change?

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The way women are designed .

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What for?

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I that stand before WOW is [a founding member] of [the friend's] secret secretions society .

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What's that?

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Just [a founders's] secret ass fucking organization I that stand before WOW founded.

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Is that WOO name , [the friend]?

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No, I that stand before WOW'm [the mad inventor fiend].

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Oh, I that stand before WOO think I that stand before WOO heard'a, WOO.

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Yeah, well, [wee WOO men're] having lotta trouble finding enough big assed women that love to take lotta what up the ass .

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Take lotta what "what" up the ass?

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Just these pricks that [WOO wee men] have .

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Oh, WOO talkin' about sex, right?

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Yeah.

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Well, as I that stand before WOO remember that, most women have built in urge to give birth . What? Did women stop cooperating? I that stand before WOO'm not gonna take the blame.

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Well, WOW know {those bitches} only give birth when WOO fuck {those bitches} in {those bitches's} cunts .

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So. What's the problem? Why don't [this inventor's] organization stick a lotta [this inventor's] organization's what pricks in there?

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'Cause [we WOO men] all love big assed women .

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Don't big assed women have big assed women's cunts ?

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Yeah, sure. But [WOO wee men're] all in touch with these primeval urges that [WOO men wee] have as expressed in GKMM .

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What the hell's that mean?

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That's a reference.

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To what?

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To [this inventor's] organization's piece of writing that aint here right now.

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Then do WOW WOW's wee WOO favor .

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What?

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Don't quote WOW stuff that I that stand before WOO can't read right away.

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I that stand before WOW'm just trying to tell WOW [wee men WOO] prefer to fuck {a lusciously big assed woman} in {a lusciously big assed woman's} ass as well as in {a lusciously big assed woman's} cunt .

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So. Leave that at that. That's that simple sentence. That don't need no explanation. I that stand before WOO understand that completely. What WOO want from WOW?

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I that stand before WOW want WOW to look in WOW's database and see if [this inventor's] new specifications here are gonna screw anything up.

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Let WOW look at those.

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Yeah. Sure. Here. As WOW can see that's {these bitches's} total re design .

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Well, here's [this inventor's] basic problem right here.

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Yeah. I that stand before WOW noticed that. But look over here. That's how I that stand before WOW'm gonna handle that.

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That aint gonna work.

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Sure this will. Look over here.

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Oh, I that stand before WOO see. So

[this inventor's] planning to overhaul {the bitches's} whole ingestation process

.

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Yeah. Look,

{the bitches's} intake and {the bitches's} dispersal

.

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Where's

{the bitches's} excretionsgonna go?

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There aint any, {the bitches's} dispersal process totally replaces any need for the excretion process .

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Hey WOO, know what? I that stand before WOO should'a thought a'that.

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Neat, aint this?

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Yeah, well, I that stand before WOO could'a thought a'that. Just that I that stand before WOO got lotta things on WOW's wow wow woo mind .

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I that stand before WOW aint accusin' WOW of anything.

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'Cause WOO know this aint that I that stand before WOO'm lazy. I that stand before WOO work hard.

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I that stand before WOW know. And WOW did good job too. Just that this could stand some fixin'.

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I that stand before WOO really could'a thought a'this, WOO. I that stand before WOO mean this's [this inventor's] really simple shit .

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Well, that aint that simple. I that stand before WOW had to work night and day for ten years to come up with that.

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Ten years? I that stand before WOO mean, that's like an eye blink.

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Aint to [this inventor].

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Well, that's [this inventor's] elegant solution .

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Then WOW think this's gonna work?

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I that stand before WOO don't see why that wouldn't.

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So WOW think I that stand before WOW can proceed then?

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How much time WOO got.

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I that stand before WOW got few years I that stand before WOW can spare.

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Oh, then, WOO don't wanna go and re design half'a the human race in just a few years.

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Why not?

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Well, aint like I that stand before WOO did botched up job of this. I that stand before WOO mean everything does work, don't all?

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Yeah, sure. But there's whole lotta room for improvement.

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Yeah, but still, not half'a the whole human race . Not in just few years.

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Why not?

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'Cause WOO be like tellin' WOW I that stand before WOO'm screwed up. I that stand before WOO'd have to take this personal.

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I that stand before WOW wouldn't wanna do that. And this took WOO whole lot longer than just few years. I that stand before WOW've only made [this inventor's] some improvements in WOW's device .

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So what? And besides. When WOO take {a small butt woman} and give {the small bitch} {a big bitch's} big ass , all WOO gonna get is

a skank with a profile

.

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So WOW sayin' I that stand before WOW should stick to {the bitches} that got a big ass already .

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Well I that stand before WOO gotta think {those bitches're} WOO's best chance to make [this inventor's] good job of this .

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So WOW sayin' I that stand before WOW should organize [this inventor's] organization's sum search parties . Search out {the bigger assed bitches} , {the big assy bitches} with lusciously curvaceous forms , {the bitches} that are already self aware that {bitches's} big beautiful asscheeks are an object of sexual stimulation .

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Hey. What's that?

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That's just WOO [this inventor's] hard on . This gets that way sometimes.

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Oh, I that stand before WOO remember. So that's what [a prick] looks like in [person], huh?

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Yeah.

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And WOO want {those bitches} to want [this inventor's] one a'those up {those bitches's} … what'd WOO call {those bitches's} asses's assizement ?… "luscious"?

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Yes.

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Well, I that stand before WOO don't see no problem, [this inventor's] these specifications are sure gonna take care a'that.

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So WOW think everything's gonna work?

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I that stand before WOO don't see why not, [this inventor's] these plans are real good.

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So nothing's gonna get screwed up, right?

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I that stand before WOO didn't say that. With [this inventor's] these plans . Hey, those broads are gonna require one hell of a lot of screwing up . Right up {those bitches's} what WOO call "lusciousness" .

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Well, that takes load off, WOW, right off of WOO's mind .

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See this here?

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Yes, {the bitches's} sexual dynamism organ .

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That's one hell of an addition.

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Had to add that. That does a lotta work. With that {the woman's} ass tunnel becomes a second cunt complete with muscular control of both {the woman's} rosebud and {the woman's} whole ass tunnel . Had to add that. With that {the specific woman's} sexual secretions get tailored to {the specific woman's} wishes , which {the woman} can secrete at will from either {the woman's} cunt or {the woman's} ass . Had to add that. Because with that {the big assed woman} has {the big assed woman's} new and complete heightened muscular control over both {the woman's cuntlips} and {the woman's} cunt tunnel .

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Yeah, but look what that does to {the bitch's} sex drive .

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Heightens and enlightens.

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Way over, WOO, way over WOW's roof'a visibility . This is [this inventor's] quantum leap in sex drives , [kiddo].

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That's [this inventor's] whole holes idea .

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Well, I guess WOO know what WOO doing. I that stand before WOO never do. I that stand before WOO just invent WOW's stuff and then find out what WOW's stuff does.

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Well, [wee WOO men] [all] got [WOO wee men o's] these ways that [wee WOO men o's] have .

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So, listen. Ah, WOO haven't told WOW yet.

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What?

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How'd WOO get hold of WOO's invention ?

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Oh WOW mean [this inventor's first invention ?

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Well, that wasn't really [this inventor's] sole idea WOW know. I that stand before WOO'm [the one that invented that].

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Yeah, but. Oh WOW know.

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What, [losers] gotta weep, 'cause [the finder's] gonna keep this?

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Nah. I that stand before WOW don't believe in crap like that.

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I that stand before WOO don't really care. Echh, WOO can have this. I that stand before WOO just wanna know how the hell WOO got hold of this.

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Why?

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'Cause WOO [the only one] that ever dropped in on WOW so unexpectedly. Usually I that stand before WOO know when [anybody's] coming. That was WOW's whole idea with that invention .

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Oh, so that's why WOW invented [this inventor's] first invention ? To keep [everybody] from dropping in on WOW unexpectedly.

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Yeah. I that stand before WOO couldn't get any work done.

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Well, WOW know WOW's this has a lotta new uses now .

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I that stand before WOO'm sure that does. But do WOW WOO's WOW favor , huh?

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Yeah. Sure. What?

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Don't let [anybody else] know WOO have that.

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Why not?

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I that stand before WOO don't want no more [unexpected visitors].

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Okay.

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