Abstract: Bunny Nathalie finds the Bay Area's Bunnies are proving to be a hard bunch to keep under her control.
"This museum always gives me the creeps," said Bunny Darby to her Mistress, Bunny Maria, as their high heels tapped out echoes on a stone staircase inside San Francisco's Fetish and Sex Museum. They ascended stairs from a secret backdoor entrance buried behind wood crates in a pit of basement shadows that bothered Darby even more. If a guard had sat at the front desk, the click clacks would have drawn his eyes across the floor to the stairwell where two sets of Bunny ears popped into view between marble balusters and newels. A pair of yellow ears struggled to move forward and the other set, blue rounded triangles of satin, kept turning back in annoyance. Sometimes the blue ears would seem to lecture the yellow ones. If he personally knew the yellow Bunny, he would have expected her ears to violently shake back with a retort. But that night, the ears seemed oddly unsure and tame.
With more high-heeled click-clacks, a guard would start to see the two Bunnies as their bare shoulders and tightly cinched bodies joined the view. Any guard would have fallen out of his chair at that point, even before Maria stepped ahead, showing her long shear nylon covered legs.
Darby carried a weighty office filing box, hence the struggling yellow Bunny ears pantomime. She knew Maria wasn't going to help, so she shifted her hands to get a better hold. She pressed it against the chest of her Bunny uniform. Somehow her ears hadn't pinned properly into her hair. She felt rushed and uneasy, blaming the museum and also a little β actually a lot -- Maria for suddenly changing the plans and joining in on the secret exchange. Something made Darby uneasy about her boss being present. No one had ever doubted Darby's work before. Then again, maybe it was actually better to have another Bunny present. In the past month, something had tainted the museum in an evil light, but Darby couldn't pin it down.
She awkwardly held the box in one hand and grabbed at her listing ears with the other. A couple seconds later, she felt the headband slipping again.
Looking even slightly disorganized irked her. Doing so in front of her boss just ticked her off. Pausing in the middle of a flight of stairs, she struggled to fix her yellow ears yet again. Clearly the museum should be blamed. It felt like something in the air, like a musky smell. It unsettled her confidence β and that really peeved her. Knowing they would be meeting the mysterious head curator, named Libby, who made dodgy trades in technology and magic, didn't help. But then again, Darby reconsidered her thinking because Libby was so nice, understanding, accommodating, and sexy. The list of positive adjectives rambled off in her head so quickly, like she had rehearsed them many times before.
Darby struggled to start the last group of steps. Her uncontrolled thoughts switched to nightmarish irrational ideas of being turned into one of the museum exhibit pieces, maybe a living statue frozen forever, doomed to see the world transpire, unable to participate. Why did she think of all that?
"Stop dillydallying," said Maria, waiting at the floor above. A gentlemen's club should have snapped a picture of her elegant pose, with a hand resting on the Yule marble railing and the other resting on a hip of her blue colored uniform. When Darby got close enough, Maria whispered, "You fidget too much. I need you focused."
"You didn't have to come. I've been dealing with this creepy place since Summer."
"Hush. I'm checking out what Libby is up to. Something's not right." The Bunny den mother checked something jammed down her cleavage. It looked like a lipstick tube. "You ready. You seemed a little frazzled."
Darby didn't like not knowing the plan. Her eyes peered at Marie's cleavage β to see the lipstick tube β the cleavage was perfect though. "What's that?"
"Shhh." Maria raised an eyebrow at her assistant, as if questioning Darby's competence. She turned away. Her Bunny tail bounced as she did a catwalk through the main exhibit floor.
Pursing her lips, Darby didn't like seeing the doubting look on her Mistress's face. It hurt. Her hand adjusted her ears again. She squeezed the box against her body and trotted hurriedly to catch-up.
The two Bunnies crossed the main atrium, the blue Bunny far ahead of the yellow. A skylight as wide as the atrium showed a view to the night's foggy skies. A century ago, stock traders filled the repurposed floor with their yelling and waving of colorful paper slips. Now the exchange had been converted to a sex museum. Display cases, decorating the outer perimeter of the main space, presented a comprehensive collection of strap-on dildos. A four story tall stone phallic took center stage. It aimed up to the glass panes over head, offering to penetrate the night sky. Darby paused to note its name: Rock Hard. She wondered if rock was used as a verb or noun. Her scattered mind shook her confused clouded head. Something bad was going to happen.
"I can't believe this is a museum," said Darby, stretching her head back to see the phallic stone tip. She quickly grabbed at her ears that almost fell off. "I don't need this shit." She did another quickstep to catch up. "It's like this museum sucks IQ points from my head." She squinted to see inside a glass case. Maybe a weapon? A seppuku sword? Maybe it was another dildo with straps. It was too dark to see. She had been to the museum before, but somehow her memories had disappeared and only fear stayed behind. Her costume could feel evil swirl around her legs. "I don't care if the Plexiglas cases have lead in them. I swear I can still feel a possessed wickedness."
"Some of these toys actually do suck out IQ." Deviously smiling, Maria added, "Or hammer in a tad of dumbness." Her eyes looked sideways to a display case with a plaster head looking up, mouth open, and a rubber rod aiming back down. "Mmm. Deep throating."
"Ew. Yeah, there's that. Sure. Just fucking great."
Maria gently smacked Darby's face. "Come on. Where's my detail oriented Bunny?" Her hand caressed and her eyes searched into Darby's soul. "There you are." The back of her curled fingers gently stroked the face. "I feel like you forgot to tell me something. When we get back, write up one of those droning reports of yours. It'll relax you. A calm mind always helps me remember things."
Darby could feel her confidence return, regrettably it was only a faΓ§ade surfacing just enough to please her Mistress. Forgotten voices whispered stolen memories. Dark dread still churned in her thoughts.
Maria's gentle touch pulled away. "Good Bunny. Now, let's go." Her bright white Bunny tail disappeared into a hallway.
The box-bearing Bunny dwelled at the entrance. Glistening granite contours defined a wide archway chiseled and smoothed into a giant vagina.