Author's note: I am blown away by the ratings, favorites and followers this story has garnered. Thank you.
I made a few minor edits as I found some some errors when I reread the published story.
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Where the fuck was Tim?
, Kaleb wondered as he downed the remnants of his second rum and coke. The heady buzz he had going almost made the noise of the crowded bar bearable.
It was his idea that I come out tonight. Fucking hounding me for weeks to 'Snap out of it' and 'Move on' and now he's
, glancing at his phone,
fucking 25 fucking minutes late!
"Whooo, shots!"
God that bachelorette party is annoying
. Shouting and "whoo"ing so loud you could hear them across the bar over the steady thrum of the music and conversations.
Kaleb flagged the bartender, "Hey man, can I get another? And close the tab."
"Calling it an early night?"
"Yeah unless my friend shows before I finish this. If he does he's buying the rest of the night." The bartender smiled with a knowing nod as he slid the drink to Kaleb.
He checked his phone again.
Motherfucker didn't even bother to text letting me know if he was coming
.
HERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!! ,
he texted. By the time his phone pinged he had managed to finish a third of his drink and settle the bill.
Sorry bro. 10 min
.
As he was about to respond
don't bother ,
"Whooo go girl!"
Jesus Christ won't they shut up? What's the fucking big deal? It's all some god damn joke anyway.
As Kaleb turned to glare at the group he finally got a good look at the bride to be.
No way. No fucking way. Was that Christy? It couldn't be Christy. It had only been 5 months.
He looked again, it was her. All of the anger and pain that he had been steeping in for the last 5 months started to boil into rage as he threw back the contents of his glass and walked towards the group of rowdy women.
"How ya fucking doing Christy?"
"Kaleb, what are you doing here?"
"What am I doing here, what the fuck are you doing here? How the fuck are you getting married to some guy you've known for a few months?"
Christy exchanged sheepish glances with her friends Jen and Sarah while some blonde Kaleb had never seen before piped up, "Look dude I don't know who you are just barging over here, but Christine has been dating my brother for 9 months. So just take your attitude and march back to the other side of the bar."
Kaleb reeled as if he had actually been struck.
9 months!
As if seeing her here wasn't bad enough, to learn that she had been seeing someone behind his back. "That's great. So you were cheating on me. Did what's his face know about me? Did you tell him where you got that bracelet you're wearing? Did you tell him it was an anniversary gift? A gift you refused to give back when you dumped me two months later?"
Christy started to answer when he cut her off, "Never mind bitch. Have a nice life."
As Kaleb stormed towards the door fighting back the tears that were welling in his eyes he bumped into some guy, "Hey watch it!"
Tim grabbed him by the shoulders. "Kaleb. Man I am sorry I am... hey where are you going? I am sorry."
Shrugging his friend off, "I'm out of here dude. Just leave me alone. I can't deal with anyone right now."
"Wait, what? You can't be that mad I was la..." Tim trailed off as he followed the direction of Kaleb's gaze and saw her. "Oh shit!"
As Kaleb emerged from the bar the cold air slapped him in the face. He turned in the direction of his home and started stumbling along. Not really looking where he was going he bumped into a few people along the way. With a half dozen blocks to go he decided to take the shortcut through a nearby construction site. The area was newly excavated but mostly clear of tools and debris. About halfway through the lot he tripped and landed hard on his face.
"FUUUCKKK!" he screamed as he turned to find whatever tripped him. Instead of seeing some tool as he was expecting what he saw was an angular rock which he decided to kick. "OWWW Shit!" the rock didn't budge. Enraged he dropped down to dig it up so he could throw it. As he started to grab it he noticed it wasn't actually a rock but a box made of a rough material. The effort of digging dissipated his anger and by the time he freed the box he decided he was just tired so he tucked it under his arm and stumbled home.
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Kaleb woke up with a splitting headache.
Why does my head hurt?
As he stumbled to the bathroom to grab some aspirin he tried to remember what happened last night. He wasn't a big drinker but three drinks shouldn't be doing this to him. At a loss he took his pills and made his way to the kitchen for breakfast.
What was that box on the counter? Oh shit that's right. That explains the headache.
Kaleb picked up the box knocking some dirt off the sides. It wasn't that big, maybe four or five inches on each side and a few inches tall. The lid had some weird characters on it, which looked like nothing he had ever seen before, and the hinges looked pretty fragile with a good deal of corrosion. He gingerly tried to open it, but it wouldn't budge. The effort was creating a mess as more of the caked on dirt fell off. He turned on the sink, grabbed a rag, and carefully washed the box. The thing was definitely sturdier than it looked. Once clean he attempted to open it again albeit with bit more force. A few frustrating minutes of effort yielded no results and he dropped the box on the counter. He was hungry and not in the mood to keep fucking around with the thing.
Kaleb crack open the fridge and looked at the meager contents. Three day old pizza wasn't really an option and the steak sandwich's bread had become so soggy it was closer to pudding than bread.
I guess it's scrambled eggs.
As he was preparing the eggs it occurred to him, the meat from the sandwich would be a pretty good addition. Pulling the sandwich from the fridge his thoughts returned to the previous night.
Can't believe that bitch is getting married. She said we were getting too serious when I floated moving in after our anniversary. Guess it was because she was fucking around with that guy then.
Fuming over the situation he blindly reach into his knife drawer. The white hot pain of slicing open his finger quickly dissipated all thoughts of Christy. Sucking air in through his teeth and reflexively grabbing his finger, he yelled "Shit!" Had he not been looking for the previously discarded rag he would have noticed a few drops of blood landing on the lid to the box. As he placed the rag to his wound he did notice the characters on the lid starting to glow. Picking it up to take a closer look he was startled when it suddenly popped open. The dust that it released caused him to choke and cough as he dropped the box to the floor.
"What the fuck?"
Picking it back up he examined the contents to find a bracelet. At least that's the only way he could describe the monstrosity of metal he saw. It was clearly ornamental and the right size to fit on a wrist. but it was easily the most hideous piece of jewelry he had ever seen. He lacked the words to describe the shapes attached to the band. They consisted of sharp jagged edges and designs that didn't look like anything, but still managed to make his skin crawl.
"Who would wear this?"
"Who would you like to have wear it?"
Whirling around Kaleb dropped the box, grabbed the knife and started frantically looking for the owner of that voice. "Whoa, who the fuck is there?"
"Would you please stop dropping me?"
"Whoever you are you better fucking show yourself."
"Calm down Kaleb. If you take a moment to think you'll realize I am not physically here. Concentrate, how are you perceiving my voice?"
"What the fuck?" Spinning his head back and forth he slowly realized that the he wasn't actually hearing the voice, he just 'heard' it in his head. "Am I..."
"No you're not crazy. You have found the Bracelet of Amentharula."
"Amenth a what now?"