Trisha blinked twice as she walked through the saloon-style doors. She smiled slightly as they swung back and forth, enjoying the 'clunk, clunk, clunk' sound that they made.
Other than the noise of the doors swaying and the light hum of the fridge behind the bar, the room was completely silent. Even Trisha's flats didn't make a noise as she walked across the wooden floorboards. The demure woman was dressed in a knee-length skirt which served to conceal most of her attractive bare legs, and a cardigan on top of her shirt that masked her almost-total lack of breasts.
Odd,
she thought.
I didn't know that real bars had doors like that - I thought it was just a movie thing.
It wasn't surprising that Trisha was unaware of what a real bar should contain - the closest she'd ever gotten to one was the occasional
Cheers
re-runs she'd caught on television. A mother of one who had married straight out of high-school (and fallen pregnant shortly after) she'd never even had a drink, aside from one glass of wine she'd been offered at a dinner party.
Unsure of what had compelled her to enter the empty bar, Trisha walked over to the bartender. "Kent", his name-tag read. He was standing directly between her and the bar's mirror, blocking the view of her own shoulder-length brown hair and light, tasteful make-up as she sat down.
Trisha ordered a glass of wine, and after admiring the skill with which the bartender poured it, found herself staring at a drink that she didn't really want, wondering what she was doing sitting in the dim room at 3PM on a Monday afternoon.
Her brain couldn't supply an answer, so after a few seconds of awkward silence, Trisha picked the glass up and took a sip.
Well,
she thought,
when in Rome...
Countless movies had taught Trisha that the man behind the bar was the perfect confidant - she opened her mouth to share her problems with the bartender, but nothing came out.
The trouble, she immediately realized, was that she didn't really have any problems to share. The middle-aged woman had been on her way home from dropping a box of goods to her local church when she'd decided to stop and get a drink, and she didn't have to pick her 19-year old daughter Julia up for more than an hour.
Trisha's life wasn't perfect, but she'd been happily married for almost twenty years, Julia was a perfect daughter and a model student, and Trisha had nothing that really required advice.
What a problem to have,
she thought with a smile.
Seems like a wasted opportunity, really.
Just as Trisha had decided to finish her drink and be on her way, the bartender spoke for the first time.
"Looks like there's something on your mind," he said in a slow Southern drawl, further reinforcing the accuracy of filmic bar scenes to Trisha.
As soon as he spoke, Trisha realized that he was correct - she'd been lying to herself about having a perfect life. Before she could share what she'd come in to discuss, however, he continued.
"Let me guess - it's about the cheating."
Trisha gasped at the bartender's astute guess. For as long as she could remember, she'd been cheating on her husband Roger. It wasn't even as if she was unsatisfied at home - her and Roger had regular intercourse...sure, it had slowed down the longer they'd been married, but for any normal woman, it would have been perfectly satisfactory.