I looked at the iphone in my hand with wonder. After finishing the set of training videos that were linked to the app and testing things at the mall, I still couldn't believe hypnosis was this easy, even for disagreeable tasks, tasks subjects weren't likely to do normally.
"Fuck! NOW what do I do?" I thought.
I, Steven Saunders, was sitting at a table for two in the upscale food court in the ritzy Sommerville Centre. Before me was a plastic luncheon tray with several little clear cups like you get ketchup in at a fast food dine-in place. There were two groups of cups, some on the right of the tray and some on the left. All were half filled with an amber liquid. There was a clip board and pencil also on the table. And of course the iphone in my hand.
The food court wasn't busy as this was a Tuesday, although it was lunch time. Looking around Steve saw dozens of young attractive women, probably coeds from nearby UCLA.
"I have done 9 studies so far, I might as well make it an even 10," Steve mused.
He got up taking the tray, clipboard and phone with him. He approached a young women in yoga wear at a table.
"Excuse me miss. My name is Steven Saunders. I am conducting a Marketing Survey for a maple syrup manufacturer and would like you to do a simple taste test, please. I will only take about 90 seconds."
"Sure. I am studying Marketing at UCLA. This should be interesting."
I set my tray on her table and took the clipboard. I got her name, Monica, and wrote it with the time on my clipboard sheet. I handed Monica a cup from the left side of the tray.
"This is a leading maple syrup. Please take a taste and tell me how you like it."
"I like maple syrup and this tastes pretty good.", Monica stated. Steve wrote on the clipboard.
"Now look at this app. It will show various colors on the screen. I want you to count how many times the color teal is shown. Ready?"
Monica nodded and I started the app. Various colors flashed on the screen as Monica watched intensely. After 10 seconds Monica started to breathe more deeply and her irises dilated somewhat. At the 15 second mark a tone sounded.
"Squid for sale." I intoned quiet enough that only Monica could hear.
"When I give you the next sample, you will think it looks, smells and tastes like maple syrup, very similar to the first sample. You will obey, but not remember me giving you these instructions. You will become awake and feeling good when you hear the two beeps. Squid has sold."
I hit a button and the app beeped twice and closed. Monica blinked twice and seemed more alert now.
"I didn't see any teal screens."
I wrote down her response.
"Monica, now try this other cup of maple syrup. Please tell me if you liked the second sample more, less or about the same."
Monica tasted the second sample.
"Please finish the cup Monica and tell me about the flavor."
"It's about the same as the other, maybe a little sweeter, but very close."
I wrote on the clipboard.
"Thank you Monica. For your time we would like you to have this $25 Amazon gift card. And thank you for helping." I handed her a card from my pocket and walked back to my table.
Sitting my tray and clipboard on the tabletop, I considered my results. 10 out of 10 young women claimed that the first cup, which contained maple syrup, tasted similar to the second cup which contained motor oil.
I can't believe it. Just 15 seconds of watching the app, then while she watches I give a command preceded and followed by the special phrases and it made every girl do something that they totally would never have done without the command. I could get anyone, any girl, to do exactly what I wanted.
A flurry of scenarios flew through my mind. Sheila from the office. Or Alexa from the office. Or Sheila and Alexa IN the office.
Or just go to a club and pick the hottest girl. Or even my best friend Roger's hot fiancee, Brandi. Roger and I met at Jarvis. He joined just slightly after me as VP Sales. Although as a handsome extrovert, who was glib with the ladies, Roger was my complete opposite. But we clicked and quickly became BFFs. Roger has a slew of actresses and models coming through the turnstile in his bedroom, but eight months ago he met Brandi and the turnstile was retired.
I had secretly lusted after Brandi for months, making her the object of many "self-help" sessions. In my fantasy I would be over at their apartment and Brandi asks me to help hang the big flat-screen. She has me hold it up on the wall while she steps back and decides if it looks good in that location. I am holding it up by myself and the fucker is heavy, I don't know where Roger is. Brandi steps forward and I expect her to show me how to reposition it. But instead Brandi drops to her knees and fishes my now rock hard cock out of my pants.
"I've wanted to taste you for ages, Steve", she pants. Her lips come closer as I feel her hot breath on the crown...
My normal iphone rings dragging me back to reality and the food mall. Caller ID says it's Roger. Shit, how did he know?
"Dickhead, you are still coming to the poker game next week Friday, right?"
"Yes. I'll be there. You going to be back by then?" Roger was on an East Coast swing of potential distributors.
"No problem."
"You want me to bring the beer and soda, Roger?"
"Great. Bring some Mountain Dew for me. I'm not drinking for the game."
"Trying to actually win this time?"
"I always win. But Brandi doesn't want me with a hangover when we go out clubbing the next night on Saturday. I still don't see why you won't go clubbing with us, Steve. You have to get out and go places if you want to get babes. You know that Brandi wants you to start dating and I want you to get laid."
"You just aren't my type Roger. I don't go for flat-chested bubble-brain sluts."
"Luckily that IS Brandi's type.", Roger cackled good naturedly. "Ciao dickhead."
"Roger, Roger"
"Don't go all Airplane on me, dickhead." click.
Yes, you heard it right. I am still a V Carder at 27. Not only am I a V Carder, I have never been on a date. I am not fugly, just average looking but a little thin with no muscles. I was an AP Math nerd in high school and although most AP nerds at least started dating by Senior Prom, I didn't. My shyness around girls didn't even let me ask for a date. And then I went to MIT, sanctuary for the socially retarded. I had no peer pressure to begin dating at MIT, so I didn't. After graduation I went to Harvard Business School to give me the gravitas to get an executive position someday. At B-school the talent there was so far out of my league I just kept my head down and studied. I graduated 3rd in my class, and went to a high tech startup in So Cal, Jarvis, LLC. We finally cracked the age old problem of making a AI agent perform like everyone who went to the movies in the last 30 years expected an AI to act. And now Jarvis was on every smart phone in every millennial's hand and our little company was now valued at $1.2B after our IPO six months ago.