The plane was filled with a tense nervousness, or maybe it was just me. I felt like the girls were watching me and tailoring their own demeanor based upon what they saw. Maggie, always the perceptive one, could easily tell that I was unnerved at the prospect of confronting my 'mother'. But sadly, since we were in public view, she couldn't risk doing anything more overt than pretending to fall asleep on my shoulder and give me some covert reassuring squeezes on the arm she had turned into her pillow. I could tell from her occasional glances and from years of having actually slept next to her, she was far from asleep. But she put up a pretty convincing performance for the flight attendants.
Also, since my 'mother' had insisted that I dress appropriately, I couldn't even try to use my powers with Mags due to the dress shirt having long sleeves. I was altogether miserable over the lost opportunity to share whatever comfort could be had while under such potential scrutiny.
Cecilia was also able to see that I was upset and she probably guessed it had to do with the upcoming conflict. But as she was forced to sit across from us, again keeping up the pretext of being just my aunt, she could only keep trying to draw me into the small talk she was keeping up with Candy. I am sure that she would have loved nothing more than to hug me tight to her heart and tell me that everything would be okay. But, I was a grown man now and that would seem odd for even an affectionate aunt to do to her nephew that was going to attend his estranged 'father's' funeral.
Candy, on the other hand, was probably aware of why I was upset, but she chose to basically attack the task of trying to comfort me by acting like the giggling girlfriend and all but dry humping me in my seat. Of course, since she needed to keep up some pretense of decorum, Candy kept a constant conversation going with Cecilia. She seemed to intersperse every statement with some kind of compliment or bragging comment about me and how amazingly happy she was to be with me. I figured that the flight attendants were probably reporting back to my 'mother' about how unbelievably wanton my new girlfriend was.
Either way, the flight itself was uneventful. It only took about 1.5 hours for the plane to touch down in Colorado Springs Airport. It was then a very short 15 minute drive to the cemetery where the funeral was set to begin in just over an hour. The girls and I were separated upon arrival at the funeral home. I was ushered rather forcefully into a guest room where a tux was waiting for me. I took one look at the damn thing and wondered why my 'mother' would go through the trouble of telling me to be dressed appropriately and then basically act as though I needed my hand held to fulfill her demands.
I put the uncomfortable clothes on and it felt like she had chosen the scratchiest most tight fitting piece of crap she could find off of a shelf and expected me to just deal with it. I was almost certain that even something this petty and small might have been an intentional effort to make me feel off balance. I even acquiesced, and put the small white gloves on. I was absolutely certain that she was trying to be a bitch at that point. The gloves were at least two sizes too small.
It occurred to me that the tux might have been tailored for a teenager, and since that was when my 'parents' had last interacted with me, maybe she had thought that I would still fit this size. The arrogance behind such a petty move was not unusual with these people. As the memories of the last few interactions we had had together began to intrude on my thoughts, I pushed down my rising sense of nausea and revulsion in order to face the circus that was to come.
As soon as I left the guest room, the bullshit began. I had to wade through an ocean of 'mourners' that just so happened to be toadies for my 'father'. I recognized many of these men's faces from having seen these same individuals hanging around our house, trying to seek my 'father's' notice. Most of these toadies were probably being paid to be here to make it look as though my 'father' was a reputable and well-loved man. All I could remember was the prick that would rain his fists down on my back and shoulders in time with the relentless screams of encouragement from my 'mother'.
I started to look around for my girls to seek some form of refuge from this charade of respectability. All of the toadies seemed to want to interview the son of the great 'man', and get my take on how well my sister might be adjusting. One particularly bold ass-hat even went so far as to passive-aggressively call my manhood into question. "How do you feel about being upstaged by your younger sister Ronin? One would think that voluntarily stepping down was an admission that you didn't have the balls to run such a major corporation!"
I ignored the tittering laughter that followed this scathing comment. I recognized this man from the several hundred times he had been a 'guest' at our home. "I am just not sure that I am the right man for this job Timothy. My 'father' was always so demanding of you guys. But me, well I have never liked the thought of other men licking my balls." In the dead silence that followed, I made good my escape to the buffet table at the end of the room.
The company usually spared no expense when it came to making the proper impression to the public, and the death of the founding CEO of the company certainly qualified as an appropriate time to go all out. There were ice sculptures of nymphs and dryads dancing nude, which seemed a little oddly festive. Even though the company's logo was a nymph in a green halo, to see one dancing at my the funeral of my 'father' seemed a little on the nose.
There was still no sign of my girls anywhere and I was starting to get worried. Oh how right I was to worry... Either way, I did happen to spot my sister near the main entrance to this waiting room from the greeting hall. I figured that the girls were probably in the greeting hall with all of the other 'mourners' and anyways, I had promised Mags that I would at least give Camille a fair chance. So, I started to make my way over to her. But, even before I was able to take two steps, my 'mother' appeared behind me and placed her hand on my shoulder.
The reaction that followed was as weird as it was unexpected. It might be understandable to some that frightening a person would cause them to jump. It might also be understandable for someone to expect that an unwelcome person surprising you by physically touching your shoulder would be cause for some anger. But what I felt in that moment was beyond anything understandable.