Archie's lips curled into a knowing smirk. "Well?"
Linda frowned.
"Well, what?"
"What do you think of that one?"
He nodded toward the TV, where a woman in an entirely too-small bikini was sauntering across the screen.
Linda barely glanced before turning back to him.
"She's fine."
Archie sighed dramatically.
"Just fine? That's a tragedy. Couldn't you just imagine licking that ass?"
Linda's head snapped toward him.
"What?!"
Archie only grinned, stretching like a lazy cat.
"What? I could. Hell, I actually did that once. In college."
Linda narrowed her eyes. "You -- what?"
"Oh yeah. Just a one-time thing. Probably." He shrugged. "Hard to say. College was a blur."
She stared.
"...Are you actually saying you don't remember?"
Archie chuckled, tapping his temple. "Oh, I remember. I just like making you work for it."
Linda crossed her arms. "So? Spill."
Archie tilted his head, considering. Then, in a voice that was both casual and very deliberate, he said:
"She told me to kneel."
Linda inhaled -- just a little. He caught it. His smirk deepened.
"She?" she asked.
"Liz." He let the name hang there, watching Linda's reaction like a cat watching a dangling thread.
"Senior. Swim coach. Knew exactly what she wanted."
He leaned in slightly, lowering his voice like he was sharing a scandal.
"And what she wanted... was me on my knees."
Linda's breath was slow, controlled.
"And?"
Archie made a show of thinking. "Hmm. What was it she said next? Oh right -- "
He turned, mimicking Liz's calm authority.
She turned. One hand against the tiled wall, her toned ass right in front of me. A slow glance over her shoulder, lips curving.
"'You like my ass?' she asked. Then she said, 'Touch it.'"
He let out a small, nostalgic chuckle.
"It was perfect -- muscular and round. I reached up, touched her, and she giggled a little."
"Kiss it," she murmured.
My pulse pounded in my ears. I leaned in. My lips brushed against her skin -- warm, smooth, slightly damp from the humid air.
Archie shifted, his voice quieter now.
"Then she said, 'Go lower.'"
Linda exhaled through her nose, watching him.
"I hesitated," Archie admitted, rubbing his thumb against the couch cushion.
"She stood there, waiting.
So... I did it. I spread her open, leaned in, and -- " he gave a small, half-embarrassed chuckle,
" -- I tasted her."
Linda's fingers curled against her arm.
"She barely reacted at first. Just breathed slow and deep. Then, after a while, she murmured,
'That's nice.'"
He smiled, distant.
"I don't even know how long I stayed down there licking her.
Time kind of... disappeared.
Then, out of nowhere, she said, 'OK.'"
He snapped his fingers.
"Pulled her panties back on.
He let the pause linger.
Long enough for Linda's mind to start filling in the blanks.
Then, just as she was about to speak -- Archie snapped his fingers.
"And then she patted my ass like a good little intern."
Linda blinked. "Wait. That's it?"
"That's it," he confirmed, stretching out on the couch.
"Oh -- except for the other time."
Linda arched an eyebrow.
"Other time?"
Archie grinned lazily.
"Different girl. Different situation."
Linda shook her head, but she was leaning in now. Just a little.
"You love this, don't you?"
He smirked. "Maybe."
Then, as if letting her in on a secret, he murmured:
"Carly told me to get on my knees, too."
Linda exhaled. "And you did."
"Obviously."
A pause. Then Linda asked, almost absently: "Did you lick her ass, too?"
Archie's grin sharpened, wicked and knowing.
"Nope," he said. "She had other plans."
Linda tilted her head. "Which were?"
Archie took his time, watching her watching him. Then, finally:
"Let me lick her pussy while I kept a finger in her ass. Kept her entertained like that for a month."
"And then?"
"Then she dumped me." He sighed theatrically.
Linda snorted.
"No wonder."
Archie grinned.
"Hey, silver lining -- I became a damn good cunnilinguist."
Linda leaned back, arms crossed, a teasing glint in her eyes.
Sounds like I should be thanking her."
He winked. "You definitely should."
And then, without another word, he turned back to the TV, leaving her hanging.
Linda let the silence stretch between them, her fingers drumming lightly against her arm.
Archie had turned back to the TV, looking casual -- too casual. But she knew him. He was waiting.
Waiting for her to take the bait.
******
She shifted slightly, tilting her head. "So."
Archie barely glanced her way. "So?"
Linda smirked.
"You've been on your knees for these women..."
She let the words settle between them. Then, a slow, deliberate pause.
"Tell me -- when's the last time a woman got on hers for you?"
Archie's lips parted slightly, then curved into that lazy, knowing grin.
"Oh," he murmured, stretching as if he had all the time in the world. "Interesting question."
Linda lifted an eyebrow.
"Do you have an answer?"
Archie finally turned, eyes gleaming with mischief.
"Are you offering to be my good little learner?"
Linda exhaled through her nose -- half amusement, half intrigue.
"You wish."
Archie chuckled.
"Oh, I do."
A pause.
Then: "Let's play a game."
Linda arched an eyebrow. "A game?"
Archie leaned in, his voice smooth, teasing. "You know what I want."