This is an idea I had when I was thinking of revisiting Dr. Dick and Porno Ray series. I got a kick out of some of the characters there and how they were stereotypical. That got me thinking about if you could mix all the stereotypes you see in porn and erotica what exactly would that look like. So I decided to try. I need to explain a couple of things though.
First, the old man featured here is kind of a reoccurring character, he is the guy who made the dollars in the Funny Money series, and he is also the guy who made the Wacky Wand (a couple of fans have wondered about that so I figured I'd answer that). He has also been used with my permission in "Coin of the Realm" Series. When I want to use magic, he is usually the guy you see.
Second, this one may be offensive to some folks. I'm trying to make this based off the Stereotypical character you see in porn, so there are going to be some things in here that hit on various races and so on. The idea is that people are turned into a stereotypical character, and some stereotypes can get offensive to some people. I'm not trying to insult anyone, but I'm smart enough to know that some people don't see things like I do, and some people will see insult when none is intended. So, if you think you might have issues with that, then I ask you not to read this story. If you do and it's offensive, you were warned.
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Jason sighed as he looked around the small park. Nice suburban houses, folks out on walks, typical mix of people. The whole thing screamed "normal".
"God, this place sucks." Jason muttered as he flopped on a bench.
"This place is the perfect stereotype of suburban America. Gated community, park in the middle, pool right by it, nice eco-friendly trails, lots of trees, and everyone mows the grass. Have the new young couple just starting out, the divorced mother, the normal families, the various minorities all represented so we don't get thought of as not being diverse, the nosey HOA manager, the empty nester debating on selling and moving. God, you couldn't make this more average if you tried." Jason said with some annoyance. "And everyone is pretty and handsome, just like on a TV sitcom. No one ugly, even the "mean" people aren't really that bad and when something really bad happens they end up helping. Fuck, boring as boring can be and just as predictable."
Jason was a nice-looking young man who was working a couple of years to save up money for college. As part of that he was living at home with his stepmom and dad, although his dad was usually gone due to work. He probably wouldn't have minded it so much if everything wasn't so normal. Cripes, even the emergencies were stereotypical, a small kid falling off a bike and breaking his leg or arm, a small fire started by a shorted appliance, a fender bender with the two loudest people in the neighborhood, nothing crazy or really fun ever happened here.
"Lord, what I wouldn't give for something different, this place is just so stereotypical." He muttered.
"Different? Hmmmm, that is quite an interesting term young man."
Jason jerked and nearly fell off the bench. He stared at the older man sitting next to him on the bench, an older man who most certainly had not been there just a moment ago. Jason looked around and then said, "Where did you come from?"
"Ah, that would take a long time to tell properly. But I heard your grousing about how, what was the word? Stereotypical? Yes, how stereotypical this area was."
"Well, yeah. Look at it, I could sit here and tell you exactly who was going to do what and when without having to think twice." Jason said as he sat back down. The older man was nicely dressed in an older suit that looked just a bit worn, but still well kept. There was something about him though, he seemed to be amused by something. In a busier part of the city, Jason would have probably walked by him without a second glance.
But this man was not from around here. And there was just something different about him.
"I see. Bored with the same old routine, eh? I can understand that. But you do realize that many in history would kill for this "routine". Stable, safe, calm. No worries about a raid, or if the crops would fail?"
"Well, sure. But given that stuff is in the past, at least here anyway, it makes for a boring time." Jason said.
The man chuckled. "I would say maybe you just have the wrong stereotype."
"Come again?"
The man looked around. "This is a stereotypical neighborhood. But by what stereotype?"
Jason frowned. "Um, the normal one? This is just everyday suburban life."
The man grinned and leaned forward. "Exactly. The normal one. But what would it be like if it was a stereotypical suburb in a horror movie?"
Jason blinked. "Huh?"
The man looked around. "It would probably look like this, but with the killer parked over there watching the house he was going to attack that night. The police driving by and missing him or ignoring the signs or the little boy who saw the killer or monster preparing."
Jason leaned back a bit. "Great, some wacko." He thought. But the man drove on.
"I take it that isn't your thing. No matter, I wouldn't do that to this place, too nice." The man looked him up and down and grinned. "How about this? How would this neighborhood be if it was a stereotypical porn movie neighborhood?"
Now Jason backed up a bit. "Um, I think I need to be going."
The man laughed. "My boy, you need to broaden your mind. I'm about to offer you something that will make your life very much NOT boring. And it will give pleasure to many other than you. You see, you are not the only bored person in this neighborhood."
The man pointed at Mrs. Jones who had come out to move her garbage can. Mrs. Jones was an empty nester whose kids were gone to college and her husband constantly at work. She was nice looking, but Jason had never really considered her in terms of sex. She seemed to be in nice shape, but her dress was that of an older housewife, so it was hard to tell her figure.
