Speed Run
Warning: Spoilers ahead for the video game Subnautica.
Oh. Also sex stuff.
"All right, BabyBlew, we're live in three, two, one... go."
The steady
tick, tick
was the only sound behind me as the camera's red light switched on. A welcoming smile blossomed on my lips the moment I saw it like it always did. I reflected again about how I missed being able to see my clock during my stream, like I used to. Back when I'd started, the time had always been in my peripheral vision, a way of checking my pace against known milestones. Now, the "clock" was merely a metronome Charlie had supplied. It supplied a steady drone in the background, an unremitting reminder to grind, grind, grind. To focus. To never lose focus.
The camera was a small unit mounted over the monitor across the way on my desktop a few feet away. Like usual when I trained, I'd gotten myself good and comfortable, hydrated, muscles limber. Even though I was streaming live, Charlie would be uploading the playthrough later, so I made my introduction so folks who stumbled onto it on the internet would be able to find more of my content. Basic business stuff.
"Hello there, everybody, this is BabyBlew and welcome to another speed run through
Subnautica
. Today we're once again working on pathfinding and sticking to our goals, monitoring our progress by some checkpoints I've set up. To my impending chagrin and probably your delight we're once again joined by my friend HoosierDaddy who's going to be 'helping' me out. If you're new to the stream you'll see pretty soon what the implied air quotes are for." Without turning around, I waved in Charlie's general direction. Turning around was a major no-no. If I was watching him, I wasn't watching the game. Not that I'd started yet, but you didn't build habits of success by fudging the rules.
My chair was a few feet back from my desk and though I was wearing glasses, these were the purely decorative pair I wore for streaming. They were a cute pink and purple pair that made the blue in my eyes pop fetchingly, even if they completely failed to address my nearsightedness. I could see well enough to game, though, and peering around looking confused wasn't the worst aesthetic for the internet dudebros.
Still, the presence of a sudden flurry of text was easy to make out. The stream chat exploded in greetings far too small for me to read in the narrow strip at the side of my monitor, probably well-wishings and preemptive lols. Before we'd begun taking my training more seriously, I used to simply run a tri-screen setup one window for the game, one for stream controls and chat, and one for auxiliary details like the timer to help keep me on task. (I'd also worn real glasses and sat close enough to read, for that matter.) The third screen had always featured an inspirational quote. Charlie, however, had convinced me all that was a distraction, so now it was only one screen, and he served as intermediary for the chat, passing along interesting comments or the vibe of the moment.
To that end, "She's still warming up, gang. Give us a few. Whew, we got some eager folks today, can't wait to see BabyBlew start up and get wet."
With a roll of my eyes, I still gave a generous chuckle. "Far be it from me to deny the people their wish. All right, let's do this!"
As my avatar leapt out of the survival pod and I set out immediately to begin gathering, the presence of a field of celebratory avatars appeared on the screen. I recognized them by color. The usual glhf banners, some classics Charlie and I had made ourselves like BlewEyes (a cartoony me with big sparkly eyes), BlewGills (me kissing a cute little Peeper fish from
Subnautica
), and loads of the more recently added BlewBalls (me jacking someone off, his cum spraying my bare chest). I hated that last one -- but that was sort of the point.
"All right, Baby, get gathering. You got this. Zero death run."
My eyes narrowed and I stuck my tongue out. "You know damn well I need to die after scanning the last Mobile Vehicle Bay fragment. Don't play with me, son!"
Charlie laughed at having been caught, and that was it for a while. Only me, the controller, the screen, and the occasional clack of keys from Charlie where he sat behind me on my bed. And the metronome, obviously. (
Tick, tick.
) I scoured across the Safe Shallows for the requisite titanium, quartz and copper, using my practiced tricks to track how many of each I'd acquired without having to waste precious fractions of seconds opening my inventory to recount.
I'd almost hit my copper quota, narrowly dodging a crashfish explosion, when a pillow hit me in the side of my face.
It did nothing. That's how focused I was. I'd gotten so in tune with the game that I may as well be wearing a VR headset for total immersion. Shit, maybe I was and I hadn't even noticed. More than a few times, Charlie had managed to sneak that onto me in the middle of my game, and any more, I was so attuned that the transition didn't faze me in the least. I blinked, glancing around my bedroom/studio for a moment. Nope. Embarrassing I had to look, mortifying that it delayed my progress a few precious milliseconds, but nobody's perfect. I actually hoped he'd add them later. The less my eyes could see of the world around me, the less distracted I could be. He was a master of blocking my vision with a thousand and one tricks and toys.
"Your fans approve, though EliCromlick says, 'next time you slap her in the face use something hard,'" Charlie said.
I snorted and nudged my fake glasses up my nose with the side of my controller, all the while weaving through an underwater cave network heading for the sandstone deposits near the geyser cave. "Bring it."
My friend/trainer gave me a couple minutes to forget the pillow -- not that I'd needed it -- before he spoke up again. "Looks like you're pretty close to schedule, Baby. Ready for a data blast?"
"Hit me, Daddy." Suggestive, sure, but I wasn't stupid. I knew why my streams averaged close to six thousand viewers, and it wasn't my mad skills. I ran a solid show, yeah, and I liked to think my fans found me friendly. A pretty blonde with heavy makeup and a low neckline, B cups or no, made friendliness stretch a lot farther, though.
Charlie rattled off some statistics. "So here's an update on BabyBlew's progress today. Let's see, she missed two scans in the wreck by Lifepod 17, though. She got there ten seconds ahead of last stream, twenty-three ahead of the debacle last week."
"Yeah, we're not mentioning that one again."
"Without the storage mod for the Seamoth we're looking at an ugly two-minute drop in performance, by your own figures. Her panties today are bright pink cotton with little fringes around the edges. And it looks like the Reaper leviathan by the north end of the
Aurora
wreckage is out a little deeper than usual this game from what we saw on the trip to the Quarantine Enforcement Platform."
I nodded. "Solid. Might have to park further away, sneak in on the Seaglide instead. Might add thirty seconds, but beats having to recraft the whole Seamoth if Mr. Nomsy over there gets hangry."
Yes, to be clear, I heard him mention my panties. I'm nearsighted, not nearsounded. But I also know how letting myself get flustered over jibes like that only distracted me. No way I was going to drop the ball this early on over something as silly as the color of my underwear.
Besides, I wasn't about to give Charlie the satisfaction.
It had been his idea, helping me train. We were roommates, moving in together right out of high school to get away from our parents, all of them assholes of one stripe or another. Then the stupid pandemic hit. The restaurant I'd been working at got shut down early on, so I'd turned to streaming as a way to maybe make a few bucks while I figured out what else I could do. Charlie worked retail, was let go not long after. He'd finally landed a gig at some sleazy sex shop by the interstate. Evidently perverts still needed their porn and sex toys, plague be damned.