Case 99-1 Aliens vs. Cowboys
by Prof. Richard W. (formerly of the University of ____________)
All of the characters and their behaviour are fictional, and anyone attempting their behaviour is bound to get into a lot of trouble. Practice safe sex! [Practice makes perfect.] Copyright © 2005 by Richard Williams, all other rights are reserved.
Part 1 - A UFO mystery
"I can't place this in any category of mine." Ginna Olivetti, professor of astronautics, waved her hands over her coffee cup in a dismissive gesture. And then she arched one of her dark eyebrows, smiled in a way that would have broken the figleaf of a Roman statue, and announced "I think it should go to you. Just let me know how it comes out, okay, and don't tip anyone as to where you got this."
The 43-year old charmer was a long-time friend of mine, who had stood up for me during my distressing departure from the university. Now she was handing me a manila envelope with some papers and photographs in it, and with a yellow sticky on top. My name, Richard, was written neatly on that label.
If it had come from someone else, I might have considered it charity. Richard Williams, former delver into the paranormal, author of many papers, now taking someone else's leftovers. However, I knew that if Ginna offered me something, that it was hot. The "confidential" label on the envelope suggested that would be the case with this.
We had special reasons to trust each other with secrets. As her identity is mildly disguised here, I can note that she enjoyed students as much as I did, until the crackdown came. I was aware of that, and always have been grateful for the way she helped Storm Nichols, a sharp engineering student, but shy as the dickens, perhaps because of the name his hippy parents had stuck him with, when he came to me with a problem. Storm and his steady were ready to go "all the way" - having worked through the ritual steps first - but he was a virgin and he knew that she had some experience.
Ginna and I were discussing this problem over coffee in the faculty lounge one day, when, out of the blue, she offered to work with Storm. Storm came to me later with great reports on how things had gone with his steady, giving vague and smiling credit to Ginna's counseling methods. He was not stretching the truth, either-- his steady was my student intern, and she was in my bed frequently enough for me to sense the breakthrough Storm had made in their relationship. His steady tried to apologize for finally breaking off with me, but she wanted to be faithful to Storm after this one farewell time in my bed.
I'll never forget the way the tears ran down the sweet young woman's tender breasts and onto my chest as we cuddled for the last time after sex, but, as I told Ginna, we could feel quite proud of our students' responsible lifestyle. My friend agreed, although she admitted that she felt a need to have offered the virile, but uninformed Storm just a few more counseling sessions.
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I managed to catch the last busway express back to Denver. It was not too full, being late in the morning. As the coach whistled down the special lane on I-25, I took advantage of the high-back seats to have a look at the file. Sophia and I would be having lunch today in a new place in LoDo -- "...let's get down there quick, before it goes out of business or changes format..." she had urged. So we would.
The papers were, as Ginna said, something right up my line. A Medicine Bow, Wyoming woman had reported an alien abduction. Her powers of description seemed to be fabulous-- lots of details in Ginna's notes. The aliens, there were two of them, had stopped her car on a dusty side road with a magnetic beam. Her car's ignition shut down. She was drawn inexorably into their ship where she was placed in a tiny metal cabin for an examination. The examination had been followed by foreplay, which she admitted to Ginna had not been unpleasant, and then by intercourse with one of them, the most wonderful she had ever experienced. She had stopped dead in describing the consequent orgasms, as her mind drifted away to beautiful memories. Ginna had carefully noted the way that her breathing deepened as she recalled the events. She seemed to go into trance. Ginna found her own self being drawn into a quite pleasant state of relaxation just in listening to the woman.
In her statement, she kept insisting that Ginna could not report these details to her husband. He knew that she had been abducted by aliens, and wanted to cash in on it, but she did not want him to know that the aliens were far advanced over his own slam-bang sex approach. Anyway, he was too busy trying to line up a talk-show appearance for her. She did not care about that, but was looking forward with another secret, and that was the aliens' plan to return.
What I also found in Ginna's notes was her growing disbelief in the credibility of Lynda, as we'll call her. Yes, she believed that Lynda was not lying, but on the other hand, she was not telling the truth. Ginna's notes concluded that Lynda was faithfully recanting big chunks of old television and movie plots, or items from supermarket tabloids. But how was she doing that? Ginna's notes under "Quality of Observer" said that "Lynda is bright, but underneath a very dull surface. She can barely imagine the world outside Medicine Bow, let alone life in a spacecraft. Thinks a good time is monthly Bingo. Reads Sunday Denver Post for the comics and the K-Mart insert, and reads the monthly Medicine Bow news sheet."
As my bus arced up onto the ramp over the South Platte River, I turned the last page about Lynda in the file, and found a Polaroid photo of Lynda. Her husband, I assumed, was the guy in jeans and work shirt holding her protectively, or possessively, around the waist. She had a knockout body, only partly hidden in her jeans and a t-shirt. But her eyes had an almost sad look, a bit vacant, as though she was not really interested in what was happening.
Because Ginna is an astronautics prof, there was much more paper in the folder. She and her graduate student had scoured aviation sources, had talked with a contact at NORAD in Colorado Springs, and had interviewed the few people who lived in the area. No one had independent records which matched previous alien sighting reports. There were no stray magnetic events. Life had gone on as normally as it could in that time period in Wyoming.
So, now I understood why an expert on the paranormal was called for. All the typical physical markers and witness reports for a physical event, whether "alien" or not, were absent. Scooping up the papers to put them away, I felt perplexed. She had only failed to turn up one witness, and that because the other non-evidence had been strong enough to warrant calling off her investigation. That witness would be a long-haul trucker who passed through Medicine Bow that night, and was recorded as passing a temporary inspection station west of there the next day, late in the morning.
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I alighted at the Union Station stop, and walked alone through the grand arches to 17th Street. I had always liked doing that, ever since my first arrival there with Sophia (see the "California Zephyr" series in Literotica). It gave me a moment to think, before I was distracted by the nude painting in the window of the Sloane Gallery. Seeing this former exchange student's enhanced image, looking as cute as she had on our long ago beach excursion always stopped me. By now, she would be older, but I hoped that she had kept those lovely curves reasonably filled out.
Boggs, the Lincolnesque doorman of the Oxford, gave me a cheery greeting as I reached our hotel. The quiet hour before Sophia's return was time enough to prepare my plan.
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After I had completed my 1998 reports, Sophia had decided to set up a foundation to employ my services. She could make donations, and I would have the expense money to resume carrying out my research. It had felt odd, I admitted to her, to be climbing into bed with my principal donor, but we had to laugh when she said that university fund-raisers did that all the time.
With her advice and consent and due to our mutual curiosity about the unexplainable, I found myself at the door of our hotel room the next day, saying goodbye to her. We embraced, for a farewell kiss, I thought. Her generous lips would be a nice enough send-off, but as we kissed I felt her hands on my zipper, and then she was, with great familiarity, working her way through my briefs to my manhood. She had been in her robe, but now it fell from her shoulders, and her full, unfettered breasts pressed against me. She was dressed only in her hi-cuts and slippers.
"Sophia!"
"Mmmm, yes, dear Richard? Goodbye kisses is what you need, right?" And with that, and a sexy grin, she knelt. Her surprise move had caught me in a relaxed mode, and she had easily snaked me out into her finger-tips. But by the time her lips reached my penis, it was rising to stern readiness, in spite of what we had been doing the night before. My hands could only tenderly go through her hair, touch her cheeks, caress and then clutch her shoulders.