Chapter 1 - A Manicure and much more
Helene's Story
I was on top of the world metaphorically and physically. In my hand I fingered my first pay slip as 'Assistant Executive Secretary' to Mr. Hetherington. After four years in the typing pool -- that terribly nondescript open-plan area with no windows -- I now had my own small office on the fourteenth floor, a panoramic vista to the south of the city and the ocean, and a key to the female senior staff rest room...
The intercom buzzed. "Miss Marsden, may I see you for a moment?"
Miss Hammond, my superior and secretary to the managing director, had been firm but direct in her dealings as she oriented me in my responsibilities, finally placing a thick 'Employee Manual' in my trembling hand. I wondered what she wanted now.
"So, how does it feel, seeing a three figure reward for your first fortnight up here?" she smiled at me encouragingly, leaning back in her executive chair.
"I was just thinking, 'on top of the world'. Those years down there grinding away in the 'pool', night school studies, and finally my business degree," I pointed to the view from her window. "The fourteenth floor, and this."
"Hmm. What are your commitments . . ." Then, she threw up her hands and said, "Oh, look, this seems too stuffy, me here and you the other side of the desk. Let's go and have a coffee in the sitting room."
The executive sitting room was normally reserved for the managing director, chief executive officer and important company visitors, but other staff on this floor had access provided it wasn't being used or required by these 'higher ups'.
I stirred a thick dob of cream into the cup which had been set before me by a neatly attired pantry maid and grinned at my 'boss', "I'll be able to afford more nice coffees, clothes, makeup."
"Miss Marsden . . . Oh," she frowned, "I can call you Helene here, and please, when we're off duty, as it were, call me Gertrude."
"Thank you." I nodded my agreement, but was a little surprised by this sudden easy familiarity from someone who in the beginning had seemed unapproachable.
"Now, Helene, you realize that a certain standard of dress is required by someone in your position. I'm not suggesting that what you've worn to date isn't excellent or appropriate, but you might think about expanding your wardrobe so that you can 'ring the changes' throughout the week."
"Yes," I said, "that's the first on my agenda. The next item is splurging on a nice hair-do. Do you mind me asking where you have yours done?"
"I'm not sure if . . ." She pondered briefly, "They're expensive, but after the first two or three visits you receive a 'Valued Customer' card which gives you some special perquisites."
"How expensive?" I asked tentatively. She named a figure and I winced.
"I know what I'll do," she added, seeing my alarm. "I'll recommend you, I've been going there for ages now. Maybe they'll give you a special deal."
"I had thought of treating myself, you know, cut, shampoo and set, a facial and a manicure."
"Well, if you plan on having all that done you could take their 'Starter Package'. It includes them all and you'd get your card straight away."
We talked for another half hour on the enjoyment she found from her regular visits to this salon. Then it was time to catch up with the pile of incoming emails which I knew the managing director would be sending from the conference.
"Oh," I suddenly thought, "Miss Hamm.... Gertrude, you haven't told me the name of the place."
"Sorry, Helene. I really did get carried away singing their praises, didn't I? It's 'UniSexSensuality', just around the corner from here, you can't miss it and," she paused at the door to her office and smiled at me, "their coffee is really great."
As I walked out of the building three hours later, instead of making straight for the bus station, my footsteps seemed to be attracted 'around the corner' to see what this place with the intriguing name was like.
The frontage was of smoke-tinted thick plate glass with the logo in silver leaf 'UniSexSensuality' and beneath it 'A WORLD OF PLEASURE IN YOUR HEAD'. But the first letter of the "IN" was the Greek letter Phi... that circle with the vertical line through it seemed out of place... then my brain clicked into gear...
A WORLD OF PLEASURE IN/ON YOUR HEAD'.
At that moment an impeccably suited hairdresser, wearing charcoal bellbottoms and a flared lavender toned jacket, popped her head around the door. "You're admiring our sign. You're about the tenth person this afternoon," she smiled.
"Actually, I'm thinking of coming in."
"Well, come on in, you can sit and relax in comfort while you think instead of getting sore feet on that hot pavement. I'm Monica by the way."
I had noticed the embroidered name in deep purple on her jacket, but as she offered her hand to me I responded. "Helene Marsden. You're right. The pavement is hot . . . after working in air-conditioned comfort all day."
I walked across the black and white chequered tile floor to a plush leatherette settee. Monica handed me a smartly formatted brochure with the salon logo on the top and a dozen high class photos of customers enjoying the various services they offered here.
"Were you interested in anything specific, Helene?"
"I've just spent the first fortnight in my recently promoted position and I was considering a splurge, you know, maybe something like 'the works'. Cut, shampoo and set, facial and a manicure."
"Mmm. sounds adventurous. Would you like a coffee while we talk?"
"Just a small one, white and one sugar please." I scanned the brochure while Monica busied herself at the small coffee machine in the corner. The aroma tantalized my nostrils and when at last she set the fine china cup in front of me, I inhaled hungrily. "That smells divine." I sipped, "it tastes even better, I could get high on this!"
She chuckled. "It's our own special brand, from Columbia. Of course they do have some other very special things there you really can get high on."
"Like coca -- cocaine, and don't they have a cactus, pey-something?"
"Mmm. Peyote, a real mind bender, but don't worry," she said, pointing to my cup, "that's just coffee."
"I suppose now I've drunk your coffee I get the high powered sales pitch?"
Monica looked at me in mock horror. "Helene!" She took my hand in hers and her touch was gentle, seductive almost. I'd never been 'turned on' by a woman or had the slightest leaning in that direction but here I was wondering what it would be like.
"No sales pitch is necessary here, Helene. We stand, sit, or lie on our reputation. I have the feeling that someone told you about 'UniSexSensuality', am I right?"
"Right on. Miss Hammond."
"Oh our Gertie! She's one of our oldest customers . . . I mean she's been coming here for about five years now."
"She is, I suppose, rather on the oldish side."
"True, but in some ways even at fifty-five she has the vivacity of a twenty year old. Have you noticed that?"
In the time I'd had to observe my superior on the fourteenth floor the description 'clicked'. Gertrude Hammond exuded a freedom bordering on the sensual, power-suited as an executive secretary she might be, but she came across as all woman and I had noticed that even younger men responded to her in that way.
I nodded slowly. "I wonder how she does it. I hope when I'm her age . . ."
"That's a long way ahead, Helene. Remind me what you were thinking about just now, out there on the pavement?"
"I guess the 'phi' grabbed all my attention. I did some Greek, Plato and Aristotle. I think Plato's ruminations on what is reality are interesting: what we see, is it there, or are we just experiencing it . . . seeing the figures in the cave and all that."
"Yes, what is sensation, sensory experience, and what is real. Does it bother you, not knowing what you feel, maybe feeling something your mind tells you is there, or even your mind telling you it is not there, 'ignore this -- it's not happening'?"
"I guess I've come to accept -- after those rather boring business studies -- that what we can measure, package, write down on paper is a kind of reality. But that doesn't account for feelings."
"You're so right, Helene. So how do you feel about here? Do you get any vibes? Is the ambience right for you?"
"We -- ell, I'll tell you that when you tell me how what I want equates with what's in my fortnightly pay packet."
"It sounds to me as if you'll want a whole lot done. Hmm. we can put together a package out of this for you. You could have the manicure today, that's if you have time now, then we'll book you for the remainder on another day. How's that?"
"How much?"
Monica named a figure which was a little below what I'd expected. "And you'd go straight on to our VC card. Customers such as you add a certain cachet to our business. I can say to folk 'oh did you know that Miss so-and-so comes to us for her treatments'."