"Yes, yes fine, I'll ask him, if you'd really like to visit. He's a nice old boy, I'm sure he'd be delighted. He is rather incapacitated, unfortunately." Jim and Sophie were again in the office kitchen.
"He won't try and stand up or do something foolish like that? You know how these old gentlemen are. They treat it as a matter of pride to stand up when a lady comes into the room."
Had Jim been drinking coffee he might have choked. His mind was very much on the thought of Mr Crowfoot standing, and him standing with Sophie, but in quite a different way to how she was meaning. A pun indeed: one which was obviously completely missed by her.
"No, no, he's really stuck in his chair."
"The poor man. I hope I can do something to cheer him up."
Jim really could not have written the words she was saying any better. They were perfect. Wonderful to reflect upon. Was he really going to see Sophie's chest, even touch it, even...
Again, Jim watched Sophie's bottom as she walked from the kitchen. He stood there with his penis hard and pressing against his fly. They had agreed a date. Not a date to go out -- not as such, though things that happened on dates might well come to pass. But should he? Was it really fair on her? Was it in any way the right thing to do? Not really!
He had felt his resistance to Mr Crowfoot's suggestion crumbling. Just as, in his heart, he knew it would, well before he spoke with Sophie in the kitchen. Had known it had crumbled when he crossed the road early the next morning to speak to the old man. He had been welcomed with a handshake from the old man's wheelchair and an offer of coffee. On the face of it he was just asking if a colleague, a concerned colleague, could visit but Jim well knew Mr Crowfoot would invite Sophie into his study and would expect Jim to follow and... and... The thought was too good to resist.
Mr Crowfoot was delighted, his face all smiles, the wrinkles around his eyes even suggesting the same joy at the prospect. "How kind of her," he said. "You'll be there, of course, and," he looked up quizzically, "would you like to meet her in my study?"
Jim swallowed, he knew exactly what Mr Crowfoot meant by 'meet,' "Yes," he said rather croakily. He knew his hand was shaking.
"Well, that's good. I'd like that too, very much. When would suit you, and your young colleague of course?"
"I'll find when she can make it."
"I'm not currently going anywhere." Mr Crowfoot smiled and indicated his leg. "Anytime would suit except, perhaps, when the nurses visit."
And, as if on cue, there was a knock at the front door and in walked Nurse Evans her eyes seeking. She espied them sitting in the study. The door open. A frown from her on seeing Jim. Did she perhaps remember something?
"Mr Costin, Jim Costin, my young friend," said Mr Crowfoot.
"Wait outside, Mr Costin, I shan't be long."
Jim sat outside the study whilst Nurse Evans dealt with Mr Crowfoot. Perhaps he should simply have gone home but the thought that 'something' might happen kept him there. It was sort of like sitting outside the doctor's or the dentist's surgery waiting to be called in -- only there was pleasurable anticipation. He was not about to be injected or have a filling: though he might, perhaps, be doing some injecting or filling of his own!
The door opened. "Mr Costin, you can come in now." Nurse Evan's voice had that flatness Jim had heard before, not at all the same as when she had spoken to him on coming through the front door. Jim knew the room had had its effect upon her, knew it without her next words or the fact she was now stark naked. "Please undress first," Nurse Evans added and closed the door.
It was more than enough to send Jim into a state of tumescence even as he removed his shoes and socks. He entered the study with a knock in a state of considerable excitement. Quite a remarkable thing to do both to fully undress in the hall and then enter the study not simply naked but strongly erect. Walk in on his host and the visiting nurse like that. It was one thing to walk around his flat naked and hard when his flatmates were out, with no risk of being seen. Rather different to do it in someone else's house -- when they were in! Jim had glimpsed Nurse Evans' nakedness at the study door but now there she was in all her un-uniformed 'glory,' her smooth skin, her large breasts and nipples and her wonderfully hairy, dark triangle.
"Excellent," she said, her eyes so clearly looking at Jim's upstanding penis, "Mr Crowfoot has suggested I explain contraception to you and then give you a practical demonstration, a full practical demonstration whilst I test his seminal vesicles."
"His what?" But his eyes had caught sight of a small packet sitting on the desk.
Nurse Evans sat and beckoned Jim forward and he stood in front of her looking down at her cleavage whilst Nurse Evans explained, in medical terms, how the various parts of Jim's genitalia worked, touching and pointing out the various parts; at one point using Mr Crowfoot's exposed penis to demonstrate, even at one point having one erection in one hand and the other in the other; then explaining contraception and the various methods before, right in front of his eyes, opening a small packet labelled 'Durex' and revealing a disc of seemingly wet rubber. She picked it up, put it on the end of Jim's knob, firmly drew down his foreskin, and slowly rolled the condom down over his knob and on down his shaft. Jim had, of course, bought condoms from a machine in the 'Gent's' before, making sure he was alone before he put the coins into the slot, and had tried them for 'fit' and had, naturally, wanked himself off insider them. This was different, not his own hand but the hands of Nurse Evans doing the application. Efficient, business-like but so exciting.
"You see, Mr Costin, your sperm will all be safely in here and not in the woman, myself in this case. No risk of pregnancy providing care is taken on withdrawal. You grasp the condom here and hold it onto your penis when you pull out. Show me."
"That's it," she said as Jim, quite unbelievably, mimicked what he thought the withdrawal of a penis from a vagina would be like.
"Now I want you to try for real, go all the way and ejaculate into the condom inside my vagina. It'll not be as if we are copulating really. I'll be taking no part, not as if we're in bed or anything. Just approach me from the rear. You'll have to lubricate me first, of course. Use this jar of medical lubricant, that'll do the job. I'll be attending to Mr Crowfoot."