1.
Ryan toyed with the stem of his empty mimosa, eyes unfocused, half-listening to the Sunday swirl of conversation and cutlery. Leo was across from him, demolishing eggs Benedict with athletic focus. Taylor scrolled through her phone, thumb flicking rapid-fire while she sliced up her pancakes with just her fork. She went for another sip of mimosa and found her glass empty.
"Another round?" Taylor asked, raising her eyebrows hopefully as a server passed by.
Leo grinned. "Twist my arm."
Ryan's hand drifted to his wallet, hovered, then retreated as if burned. "Uh. I probably shouldn't. Trying to keep a lid on expenses this month."
Leo snorted, shooting Taylor a look. "That's, what, the third brunch in a row you've been 'keeping a lid on it'?"
Taylor put her phone on the table. "Come on, you're the only homeowner here. And you've got rental income! Shouldn't you be buying us mimosas?"
Ryan laughed awkwardly. "You know how it is. Life's expensive."
Leo leaned back in his chair, studying his friend. Ryan looked healthy enough. Maybe a little tired. A little thinner than usual.
"Seriously, man," Leo said, lowering his voice slightly. "What's going on? You own a house. You have a decent job. No kids, no crazy lifestyle. You should be rolling in it compared to the rest of us."
Taylor nodded, backing him up. "Yeah. And you have Sabrina paying rent, too."
At the mention of Sabrina, the mood at the table shifted. Leo grumbled. But Ryan's pupils dilated, and his easy posture stiffened. When he spoke, his voice had a rehearsed quality to it, like he was reading from a script he'd memorized too well.
"Sabrina is an excellent tenant," he said. "She pays on time every month."
Leo's mouth twitched. He set down his fork, leaning in. "Yeah, but it's got to be weird, right? Having your ex living in the basement? Especially
that
ex."
Ryan blinked slowly. His smile didn't reach his eyes.
"Our arrangement is mutually beneficial," he said.
Taylor raised an eyebrow. "'Mutually beneficial'? You guys negotiating a trade deal or something?"
Leo pressed. "Uh-huh. So what's she paying, anyway?"
Ryan opened his mouth. Nothing came out. He frowned, just briefly, like he was chasing a word he couldn't catch. "It covers most things," he said briskly. "We don't nickel and dime it."
Taylor mouthed 'is he for real?' at Leo.
Before they could dig further, Ryan changed the subject. "Hey, did you see they redid the menu?" he blurted, seizing on a safe topic. "Avocado toast has truffle oil now. Wild, right?"
Leo just stared at him. Ryan kept glancing at his watch, then the door, then his phone. His foot tapped like a Morse code SOS.
"Big plans today?" Leo asked, keeping it casual.
Ryan smiled, but there was a tautness in it now, a rising urgency he couldn't quite hide. "It's the first of the month... you know, collection day," he announced, with an odd gravity, like it was a holiday.
"Collection day," Leo repeated, skeptical.
Ryan nodded. His fingers tapped a jittery rhythm against the table.
"So you collect the rent from your ex in person, huh?" Taylor asked, her eyes sparkling.
Leo picked up on it. "Is that part of the trade deal you've 'negotiated'?"
Ryan leaned back in his chair and looked at the ceiling, sighing dramatically. "Guys! It's not a big deal, Sabrina being my tenant. This arrangement works for us."
Taylor opened her mouth to needle him further, but Ryan's phone alarm chimed, and he startled so hard his fork rattled. He jabbed at the screen, stood, and started smoothing his shirt, fussing with his hair. He looked less like a landlord and more like a man about to meet his date.
"Ok, guys," he said, "this was fun, but I've got places to be."
Taylor's eyes narrowed. "You just fixed your hair, you know."
Ryan gave her a baffled look, then a strained laugh. "Guess I want to look presentable. See you!"
He was gone before they could reply, practically jogging toward the door.
Leo stared after him. "He's getting really weird."
"Yeah," Taylor said. "Who collects rent in person anymore? Like, ever heard of Venmo?"
Leo's eyes didn't leave the door. "No, but seriously. I'm telling you--something's up. Sabrina
ruined
his sorry ass, and now she's living in his basement? I've gotta have a talk with the guy."
"Good idea," Taylor nodded. "And when you do, tell him to stop sticking us with the bill for brunch!"
2.
Ryan paused at the top of the basement stairs, clutching an empty envelope. His heart hammered in his chest. He told himself to relax, adjusting his shirt for the third time, smoothing invisible wrinkles. His fingers trembled.
He took a deep breath.
Calm down, dude,
he told himself.
We do this every month. It's not a big deal.
The words echoed hollowly in his mind. They didn't seem quite credible.
He knocked. Two taps, pause, one. He couldn't have said why that rhythm felt so necessary, only that it did. Habits are funny like that. Behind the door, soft footsteps approached--bare, unhurried.
Sabrina swung the door open.
She wore a low-cut, silky blouse and short shorts, her hair tousled in casual waves. The top clung to her curves, the neckline plunging deep enough that Ryan's gaze dropped without conscious thought. Her breasts swelled against the thin fabric, the faint outline making his throat dry.
"Ryan! It must be the first today. Come in, baby. Let's get that rent sorted out," Sabrina said with a warm smile.