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The following postings were recovered from popular social media site ReadIt for preservation in the Overlord Archives project. The original postings have been deleted at the direction of DAPPER. All individuals involved with the exception of the direct message response transcribed at the end were unable to be reached for comment. Usernames were included for clarity as to the identity of the posters but at the risk of bringing down DAPPER's considerable wrath we insist readers not attempt to contact these individuals regarding this.
Posted to ReadIt / SilkySellers by @Sniffleupyourgash
Do NOT buy from @SniffMeSlutty!
This user sells panties sometimes on this site and advertises an addictive mind numbing high on their natural pheromones. What they don't tell you is that you'll really get addicted! I'm out $3k in Underwear! Seriously I bought one pair and the next thing I know my account is being drained and I'm having to explain to my wife why I'm cashapping some LLC! Honestly, I start smelling them and the next thing I know my next order is already placed and I've sent her more money? I didn't sign up to be a paypig. I just wanted some good womanly scent. This is ruining my fucking life.
Reply from @SniffMeSlutty
"I warned you when you bought from me what would happen. Not my fault you're a pathetic little Funky Junkie ;P I'll expect your usual donation at the same time next week if you want your next hit!
Posted to ReadIt/ Sniffersanonymous by @DirtyStainSniffer
Help! I heard about a user who sold truly addictive panties on this site and sought her out. At first she was hesitant to sell because I guess she'd been receiving a lot of hate from other buyers on here who underestimated what they were buying, and directed me to other sellers. But I wanted the real deal! She warned me that her panties would ruin my life. That she'd own me like some hopeless pathetic thrall. Some of you have doubtlessly seen the viral post about @SniffMeSlutty , well I should've listened! But I wanted to know if the stories were true. They're unfortunately true.
I bought my first pair for $25. Really reasonable considering they were well worn from a gym workout. She included pics of them in her delicious looking juicy ass. I could hardly wait to unwrap them and have a wank. But she sent a video clip and instructed me to watch while I wanked. I hit play and she started instructing me on what to do. I lubed up my hand and started stroking myself as I cracked the package. The minute I did this heady musky aroma filled the room and I couldn't help but jerk it just as she was telling me to. I placed the panties over my face like she said and breathed exclusively through my nose. Gassing myself with her delicious dirty smell. I don't remember cumming. I don't remember anything. All I know is I was a good boy and did as she said. I woke up covered in my own cum several hours later. I'd apparently transferred a significant amount of my 401k to her as well as a rental property I owned in Miami.
I'm not even sure why I'm making this post. I'm sure it's something she told me to do while I was being a good little sniff slave...but I don't remember. I know that if I do it, I'll get another package in the mail. Another chance to disappear into mindless bliss in her smell. Don't Do It! Seriously save yourselves! I don't know when or how this will end but I know it's out of my control now.
Reply from @SniffMeSlutty
"Good little Sniff Slave. Your Package is in the mail. Now go watch your video with my smelly panties on your face. And guys seriously, as fun as this is, don't message me! I'll ruin your fuckin lives! I'm warning you!
Posted to ReadIt/ CultofCrotchsniffers by @FriendlyPandaG
Okay so has anyone had any luck actually getting in contact with @SniffMeSlutty? I know there's this whole urban legend about her draining guys for all their worth with her panties but seriously I want it. The greatest fantasy I can imagine is to be utterly and completely brainwashed by a chick's pussy stains. But she's not returning my PMs and I can't seem to get in contact with her. She doesn't have Onlyfans or anything like that!
Reply from @SniffMeSlutty
Should've taken the hint Gary. You didn't want my panties for you. You're not into femdom or panties. You were gonna use them to try and lure your bi wife Stacy into a threeway. But you got caught, and Stacy and I had a wonderful time while you beat your meat raw in the living room. Don't worry, she gave me a fair amount out of your joint account to pay for the panties I left you, and she's got my number if you're a good enough boy to earn more! Lol. Men are stupid and I don't respect them. Listen up SniffSluts. If you're legit willing to ruin your life by buying from me, I'll fuckin wreck you. But I'm like a vampire, you have to invite me in before I suck you dry. And my heavenly aroma will not be used for dastardly deeds.
Posted to ReadIt/ UsedPanties4Sale by @LezBeHonest