"Ohhhhhhh, crap," Shauna said slowly. "Where's the tour guide?"
Vicki looked around, craning her neck to try to get just a slightly better view. It didn't help; the thick jungle foliage crowded out everything around them except for the view up and down the trail, and that was unnervingly devoid of tour guides, tour groups, or anything except more jungle. "I thought you said we were only a couple of minutes behind them!"
Shauna reminded herself, for the fifth time in three minutes, that she was not going to use the words 'This is all your fault,' when talking to Vicki about this. Just because Vicki was yelling at her did not mean she should yell back at Vicki, even though she had better cause. Instead, she forced herself to sound reasonable as she said, "We are. I mean, maybe three or four, but it couldn't be any more than that. There must be a fork in the trail or something up ahead, that's all."
Vicki ran back to the sharp curve they'd just gone around, and skidded to a stop. "Or one back there. I didn't notice anything, but I wasn't really looking; I figured this was the only trail. Do you really think there's more than one?"
"I don't know," Shauna said with a trace of irritation in her voice. "I'm not the tour guide." The tour guide that they could have just followed along behind, if not for the fact that Vicki got distracted examining a flower she spotted, and Shauna didn't want to leave her all by herself. "Let's just keep walking. Sooner or later, these trails are bound to come out somewhere, even if it's not back at the bus. It's not like they took us that deep into the jungle or anything. This is just one of those 'tourist adventure' things, not a nature expedition." Silently, she vowed that she wouldn't even leave the hotel on her next trip to Brazil, no matter what her friend suggested.
"Yeah," Vicki said nervously. "You're probably right." She turned around, and started heading back towards Shauna at a brisk pace. Once she'd caught up, Shauna began to walk as well. "I really am sorry," Vicki said. "Only I don't get much chance to see tropical plants in their native habitat, and they look so different than they do in a greenhouse or a lab. I promise, I'll make it up to you when we get back. I'll buy you dinner, I'll find you a cute hunk to take back to the hotel room..."
Shauna rolled her eyes, but she couldn't help smiling just a little. "Most people say it with flowers, you know."
"I'm a third-year botany student," Vicki replied. "I've already said it with flowers. I'm moving up to cabana boys." The two of them giggled, their laughter ringing through the thick, humid silence of the jungle.
"Come on, scatterbrain," Shauna said, kicking her own pace up to a light jog. "If we hurry, I bet we beat the tour group back to--" She stopped so abruptly that Vicki almost ran into her back. "Hey, what have we here?" She pointed. "A fork in the trail, just as I thought!"
Vicki let out a long sigh of relief. "I am so glad I'm with you," she said. "Honestly, I would have totally missed that!" She brushed aside a frond of creepers and ducked under a small branch. "When we get back, let's complain, okay? Whoever maintains these trails does a crappy job."
"It's probably a full-time career," Shauna said as she followed her friend down the side trail. "Seriously, it looks like if you walk away for fifteen minutes, something grows up behind you."
"You're not too far off," Vicki said. "The vegetation grows fast around here, and the light gets bad quick because of the dense canopy." She jogged down the trail quickly. "I would not want to try to find my way around here after dark. Thank God you spotted this path."
"Just call me Eagle Eye," Shauna said modestly. In actuality, she genuinely was a little bit proud of herself. The turn really would be easy to miss if you weren't looking for it.
After a few minutes, though, pride turned to worry. They still hadn't run into anyone. Shauna wiped the sweat off her forehead and frowned. It wasn't like a tour group would be moving quickly; they hadn't even gone past a walking pace the entire time Shauna and Vicki had been with them. Surely if they had gone down this way, they'd have to run into them pretty quick, right?
"I'm not sure if this is the right path," Vicki said after a while, echoing Shauna's worries. She looked up at the sky, barely even visible behind a thick overhang of interlacing leaves and branches. "God, I wish cell phones worked out here."
Shauna couldn't help letting out a little giggle. "'Hello, OnStar?'" she said. "'Yeah, I'm lost in the jungle, could you come find me?'" Then she thought about the actual words she'd just said. 'Lost in the jungle.' Suddenly it didn't seem so funny anymore.
Vicki kept looking up at the canopy. Was it Shauna's imagination, or did it already seem darker out here? "I, um, I don't want to worry you, Shauna," she said, fear evident in her own voice, "but I really think we want to find our way out of here soon. This trail isn't so good that I think we can follow it in the dark."
Shauna nodded quickly. "Okay, let's not panic," she said. "We just need to keep moving. Trails don't last long in the jungle if you don't maintain them, right?" Vicki nodded. "So this must go somewhere."
"But where?" Vicki replied, tension thick in her voice. "Hang on, I'm going to climb a tree. Maybe with a little height, I can at least see what direction the tour bus is in." She stepped off the path, heading towards a thick tree with glutinous trails of sap down its sides.
"Careful!" Shauna said. It was probably irrational of her, but she felt like stepping off the trail would lead to some dire fate within moments. Like wild animals were just waiting for them out there beyond the edge of the path. It didn't make sense, she knew, but she still tensed up as Vicki left the symbolic safety of the beaten track.
"Don't worry," Vicki replied, walking quickly towards the tree. "It won't take me a moment to--" Her voice trailed off in a sudden shriek of surprise as she stepped onto a seemingly-solid patch of dark, muddy soil and sank in up to her armpits.
"Vicki!" Shauna cried out, darting off the path and racing over to her friend. Vicki was splashing wildly, thick mud coating her as she flailed out in an effort to get back to solid ground, but to no avail. Every time she reached for a handhold, it just slid thickly into the loose slurry of black goop. All she was managing to do was get herself covered in the stuff. "Vicki, calm down! Just try to float, I'll find something for you to grab!"
Spluttering, Vicki nodded. "It's quicksand," she gasped out, spitting black mud out of her mouth. "Don't worry, though, I won't sink. I saw it on 'Mythbusters'!"
Something about the utter incongruity of those words made Shauna start to laugh as she looked for a branch or a loose vine. It just seemed so absurd that she couldn't help giggling. They were lost in the middle of the Brazilian rainforest, her best friend had fallen into quicksand, and she was quoting 'Mythbusters'! It all just seemed so silly. She was dimly aware that her laughter had gotten louder and harsher, almost like a sob, but somehow that just seemed funny too. Everything was just one big joke, right down to the fact that they were probably going to die out here--