"Quick Like a Flash"
Looking at the tape, it was easy for Lora to see that she had been acting strangely that day. She didn't notice at the time; she remembered the day of the interview with a remarkable, crystal clarity that seemed far more vivid than her usual routine. Most of the time it was just 'fly out, get into costume, get into makeup, set up the camera, ask the questions, get the answers, dismiss the subject, record the interstitials railing about progressive morality and the death of America, close up shop and fly home', but this one... this one stood out in Lora's memory for some reason. And in her memory, everything she did seemed perfectly normal and natural to her.
But the tape showed... well, the tape didn't show anything to anyone but Lora. She'd already paid Gerald five hundred dollars to admit to a 'camera malfunction', and she'd already scheduled a replacement interview with 'Queen Maeve' for next week in-studio. Lora couldn't let the recording get out, not when it showed her behaving so... inexplicably. Even if Lora knew that her behavior was odd and out-of-character, even if she suspected that Maeve had done something to her to make her act that way, she could never let anyone else see it. It would be a career-ender for a conservative journalist to be seen...
Lora blushed. She rewound the tape to the beginning, and watched again, trying to determine what went wrong.
It all seemed to start perfectly fine. There was Lora, golden blonde hair perfectly coiffed in a style that said 'sexy but demure', just enough makeup over her warm ivory skin tones to highlight her features, wearing a blue dress that looked sober and professional without giving up any of her sex appeal. She looked every bit like the perfect wife and the ideal mother, just the kind of American whose virtues she lauded every week in prime time to an audience of red-blooded patriotic men. (None of whom, again, could ever be allowed to see this tape.)
And across from her sat... 'Queen' Maeve. Lora was a little disappointed they couldn't get her into anything low-cut and leather for the interview, but apart from that, Maeve looked exactly like the stereotype of a ball-busting dominatrix that Lora wanted to get on camera. Skin so pale it looked like white marble, long raven-black hair that went all the way down to her tailbone, piercing violet eyes... even in a dark red velvet dress that came to her ankles and a black velvet top that went out to her wrists, she looked like some sort of decadent succubus waiting to suck the resiliency out of decent men everywhere.
Or at least, that's how she would look by the time Lora was finished with her. This tape was just a, a minor setback. It just made Lora all the more determined to ruin Maeve's sick little career. Not that she wasn't planning to do that already, but what Maeve did made it personal. Lora always won when she could make it personal.
Lora pressed play, and the interview jerked into life. "And we have with us today 'Queen Maeve'," she heard herself saying, "a self-professed 'erotic temptress' and 'queen of sexual bliss' who is actually running for public office in California's 22nd Congressional District. I guess my first question, Maeve, is whether you've ever heard the expression 'stay in your lane'?"
It was a good start, very aggressive, using the rhetoric of the Left against it, but Maeve only smiled like she was listening to a toddler telling their first knock-knock joke. She leaned forward in her seat, her face momentarily at an odd angle to the camera as a result, and said, "Oh, I'm reasonably sure this is my lane, Lora. What happens in Washington affects the life of every person in America, every single day. That includes me... unless you're saying I'm not a person to you."
Lora paused the tape and replayed it in slow motion, watching the change in her own expression. She could remember the way she felt when she heard Maeve's words, the sudden conviction that this woman was smart and eloquent and that trying to simply treat her like a joke would be a huge mistake, but... it didn't really seem to match up to what was a fairly mild barb on video. Lora had interviewed plenty of liberal talking heads, and she was usually more than happy to let them get their jabs in until she found something she could edit down to a humiliating gaffe on their part, but for some reason she hadn't done that with Maeve.
Lora rewound and watched herself again, but even though she could see the surprise settling onto her face, she couldn't tell why it was there. She hit play, allowing the interview to progress.
"I'm sure you're as human as the next person," she heard herself saying. The voice on the tape sounded strangely chastised to Lora, not her usual acid tones at all. But it recovered as she went on to her next line of attack. "It's really more your qualifications that I'm questioning. Do you really think that a career of 'punishing naughty boys and girls' could possibly prepare you for public service?"
Lora didn't mind admitting that she had tried to work quotes from Maeve's website into her questions wherever she could. Not only was it a good way of reminding her audience how perverted the other woman was, but she figured it couldn't hurt her ratings if a few guys heard Lora talking about 'punishing naughty boys' every now and again.
But in retrospect, that may have been where the interview really started to go off the rails. On the tape, Maeve brushed back a lock of her glossy black hair and said, "Honestly, I think it may be the best preparation of all. If there's one thing that liberals and conservatives can agree on, it's that there are a lot of naughty boys and girls in Congress right now who could use a good spanking." Maeve smiled wickedly, a charismatic grin that Lora could remember astonishing her with its pure sensual heat. "Even if we don't always agree who needs to be bent over my knee."
Lora paused the tape again, rewound it, played it back frame by frame. She could actually see the arousal etching itself onto her face with every word Maeve spoke, her expression tightening in a desperate attempt to pretend that Maeve's smile wasn't like a current of pure electric desire going straight down to her clit. (God, Lora could remember that feeling so perfectly. She made love to her husband three times a week, right on schedule, but she couldn't remember anything he'd ever done to her body as well as she remembered the way Maeve smiled at her.)
But it didn't make sense. Lora didn't feel that way about women, especially not kinky perverted women like Maeve. Even now, with the memory of that sinful smile echoing in her mind, Lora could look at the dark-haired woman on the tape and see her as just another smug feminist bitch who needed to be taken down a peg or six. But at the time... she replayed the video again, looking at it as a series of still pictures. There was Lora looking cool and professional, like a journalistic assassin. There was Lora listening to her subject's words, looking for a sign of weakness. There was Lora looking...
Blank. Lora stared at the image, frowning in consternation as she clicked a few frames forward and a few frames back to observe the transition. For just an instant, a fraction of a second, Lora could see the expression of the woman on the tape slackening into a complete and total vacancy, an empty stare without any thought or emotion to it. At normal speed, it was barely even there, just a flicker in the shift from cutting coolness to squirming, helpless arousal. But Lora saw it.
She rewound back to the first time Maeve spoke. Now that she knew what she was looking for, it was easy to find--a single frame, just as Maeve was leaning forward in her seat, where Lora could see her jaw go slack and the light in her eyes sputter out into vacuity. It was there and then gone in a flash, but the camera caught it. For an instant, nobody was home in Lora's head. She didn't know what it meant yet, but she marked the time code. Just in case.
Then she went back to where the interview left off, Lora's slightly stammering response to Maeve's innuendo that she tried to pass off as indignation. "Madame! These are members of Congress we are talking about. I think that if you can't respect the, the office they hold, I don't see how you can possibly expect to... to do right by the American people in that position yourself. I think you should apologize at once!"
On any other day, Lora knew, that would have been the beginning of the end for her hapless opponent. Invoking patriotism like that was always the perfect attack--either they responded by apologizing, in which case Lora could hammer them again and again for being so wrong they even admitted it themselves, or they dismissed her complaints, in which case Lora had a ready-made clip of the Left hating America. It was the perfect double-bind.
But it wasn't working here. Even to herself, Lora sounded weak and ineffectual, her normal authoritative demeanor reduced to sputtering petulance in the face of Maeve's calm confidence. When Maeve rested her head on her hand and said, "It's 'Queen', not 'Madame'. And might I remind you that I have watched your show. You once said that Nancy Pelosi, quote, 'should be spanked like a toddler if she insists on acting like one', unquote, and told your audience that Elizabeth Warren 'is just lucky that the Republican men are too polite to give her the spanking she deserves.' Do you think that what you said on those occasions was disrespectful and inappropriate?"
With a clear head and the benefit of hindsight, Lora knew how to respond to that. She could hear the right words forming in her head, a scathing response about journalistic hyperbole versus the perverse rhetoric of a decadent whore who was degrading the office she was running for. But the Lora on the tape was too stunned to think about any of that. In the video, she saw herself look down with a contrite expression on her face and mumble, "N-no, ma... Mae... quee... um, no."