Chapter 2
It had been almost two weeks since the division had been retasked, and Phil had been dealing with nonstop shit the entire fucking time. Being in charge had eased some of the pressure of it, but the problem had been the serum.
They'd had both good news and bad news regarding their work with it so far. The good news was that the serum basically did what it was supposed to, in regard to making whatever they grafted onto it incredibly effective. They'd had great luck with most things they'd been combining it with, and it had increased the efficacy of whatever they'd grafted it with. That was even true for the flu vaccination they'd done two weeks earlier.
That was the good news.
The bad news was that there were side effects. Not light side effects either, but the kind of side effects they absolutely, positively could not ignore. The kind of side effects that, Phil had to admit, were more of effects than side effects. Hell, in other circumstances, they could be the entire point of the serum, but these were not those circumstances, and this was not that time.
The worst of the side effects was that it had a high level of toxicity in male subjects. They weren't entirely sure why, but something about the Y chromosome was interfering with the serum. The working theory was that it was a mix of the suspension, the serum and the fundamentals of the Y chromosome, but whatever it was, it was making men even more sick than the baseline flu they were using in testing. And that was just a regular old flu vaccine. What they were going to have to use to combat the DuoHalo was going to have to be far stronger, which meant that the side effects were going to be far stronger.
And while that was the worst part of it, the other thing was what making the most rounds in the gossip around the office. The side effect, no, the effect it was having on women, those without a Y chromosome. It was accelerating their libidos like nothing anyone had ever seen, and nobody had any idea why. Phil, Charles, Wes and their whole teams had been doing everything they possibly could to try and decipher what the hell was happening, but nobody had any clue what the fuck was going on or why the fuck it was happening.
Phil and Bill had been doing what they could to isolate and identify the problem, but so far they hadn't had any luck. What was even weirder was the other thing. They'd found a way to convey the effects of the serum to men, but indirectly, and none of that had been intentional.
They'd been doing what they could to understand how anything was working, but they'd turned from science to blind faith and guesswork. What they did know was this -- the treatment was transmissible.
Sexually.
The test subject had gone home to her husband, basically immune to the flu and horny as all hell, and had immediately fucked her husband until his legs wouldn't work, and in the morning, he'd said he'd felt better, having been a little sick the night before. So, as per the agreement the test subject had signed, she'd called the base and let them know, and both her and her husband had come in the following day, only for them to find that the woman's husband had some sort of amplified modified form of the anti-flu vaccine running through his veins.
Not only that, there were dead flu cells in his body, the modified formula having done its job exceptionally well. But the formula was unique, custom tailored to the man personally. It wasn't anything they could replicate; it wasn't anything they could use. It was almost like the man's body had generated the antibodies itself, and the secondhand vaccine had only just enabled his body to do that.
Nobody had told the serum to do that.
It just went ahead and
did
it.
"So what the hell do we do with this?" Phil said to the gathered room of scientists. "Whatever we're going to do look at in terms of combating this DuoHalo virus, I don't know that we can give it to men directly. I hate this, but we've got a working solution, even if it only works indirectly. So I suppose the question becomes how important our timeframe is here?"
It was Major General Fielder's turn to take over the presentation. "Extremely," he said with a sigh. "We've had our first couple of cases here Stateside as of this morning, and while we're hoping that we've got them contained, we are almost certain that we don't." He pushed the button on the remote to shift the screen over to his computer, showing a map of the US with red spots in Boston, DC, NYC and Los Angeles.
"That's not good," Phil said, rubbing his eyes.
"Oh wait, it gets worse," Fielder sighed. "The reports about the lethality of the virus? They may have been underplayed, at least partially."
"I don't know that I like the word 'partially,'" McCallister said. For the last two weeks, the former project chief had been nothing but doom and gloom, convinced that they were looking at an end of the world scenario, and more than a couple of times, Phil had needed to ask the man to store his bad attitude away so it didn't affect team morale.
"On one hand, the lethality of the virus seems to be between the 60-80% rate, but that seems like that is
only
for men. The lethality of the virus in women seems like it's only 20-30%," Fielder said. "We don't have any answers on why, but we're hoping that the Doctors Varma will be able to work with this team to give us a better understanding into that particular wrinkle in the virus."
"So basically, we've got the start of a solution that only works in women, and a virus that's more lethal to men," Phil said. "This is not where I wanted my day to be headed."
"The solution would probably work," McCallister said with a chuckle. "We'd just have to give it to women and convince them to fuck all the men, something I'm sure the government wouldn't exactly be onboard with."
"Gentlemen," Fielder said, "at this point having a workable solution is better than not having one, so while we're going to look into other possible solutions, if there's any chance this is a viable treatment, we're going to need to start looking into it."
"You've got to be kidding me," Phil said. "We've got a serum that makes women horny, and you want us to take advantage of that, just to cure a virus?"
"No, not to just cure a virus," Major Peters, the only woman in the room, said. "To keep the United States from losing 150 million men within the span of a year. I can't say I like it any more than you do, but if it's a workable solution, we can't rule it right out."
"Great. Swell. Just fantastic," Phil said. "Okay, well, the Doctors Varma are showing up in a few hours, and I'll meet up with them first, talk them through what we know and what we don't, and get them up to speed, so when we meet again on Monday, they'll be ready to assume command of the project, assuming that's what you still want, Major General."
Fielder nodded again. "I do, but if they need more time getting spun up, you can remain in command of all the teams until they're ready to take control."