Linda's head snapped up from her newspaper as the hand touched her. No, it grabbed her. Right here on the train, someone was grabbing her ass. Linda stared straight ahead in complete disbelief. Right here, on a packed commuter train in the Nation's capital, someone was feeling her butt. And this wasn't a tentative brush, this was a full palm grip as if her bottom was a basketball. Linda wondered what she should do. She was holding on to a bar for stability with the same hand that held her briefcase, and the other hand held both the Post and her coffee. She stood frozen in uncertainty. She shook her butt sharply to let her assailant know his touch was unwelcome, but the train's lurching may have obscured her intent. Had he interpreted it as a welcoming wiggle?
Linda almost laughed at her decisive indecision. Had this been a club where her hands were free, she would have aggressively spun and confronted him, but here with her hands occupied she didn't really have that option. Besides, her lack of immediate action made taking action now seem out of place. All around her were other people occupied in their own little world, businessmen and bureaucrats, a family of tourists, men and women. Linda turned her head to the right to try and identify the culprit. The nearest man seemed engrossed in his newspaper. There was someone behind her that she couldn't see. The hand moved confidently to her other cheek, and why not? She had done nothing to discourage its assault.
"Interesting story about the bridge, don't you think?"
Linda swung her head to the left to come face to face with her assailant. His groping continued unabated.
"Excuse me?"
"The bridge story," the man repeated, motioning with his chin to her paper.
"Um, yeah," she stuttered with an instinctive smile, stunned at his brashness. Not only was he feeling up a stranger in a crowded subway car, he was also talking to her. She wondered how many other social conventions he was going to violate. At least he smelled nice.
"I was particularly amused at the Undersecretaries' comment on the investigation," he continued.
"I hadn't gotten to that part."
Linda wondered why she was politely smiling at him when she should be telling him off. Instead she just nodded.
"Seems to be a common response from Department people, 'Oh, we are going to investigate.'"
Linda noted his left hand was gripping the overhead bar. Was she being felt up by a left hand or a right hand? She focused on her butt and tried to make out the thumb. Definitely a right hand. She did the mental gymnastics in her head and determined that the man behind her could also be the one groping her. Glancing further to the left she could see another man with his right shoulder angled to her. Could he be the one? She really did not want to make a scene, and certainly did not want to accuse an innocent man of harassing her. The train pulled into the next station, and even more people boarded the train as the hand continued to make a home for itself on her derriere. She tried a sharp shake again, but this one coincided with the train beginning to move and everyone shifting.
"So are you here for the APWA conference?" he asked.
"Yeah, just flew in last night," she replied, trying to look casual as she took a sip from her coffee. "How did you guess?"
"Reading the bridge article on page 18, you're either really bored or in Public Works."
"Kansas Department of Transportation," Linda nodded with a grin, quietly amused that she had decided to resign herself to allow him, or whoever her attacker was, to casually caress her bottom for two more stops.
"Really," he smiled. "Are you here alone?"
Linda seized the opportunity. "No, I'm here with my boss," she replied, motioning behind her. Maybe if he thought her boss was with her he would stop. Unfortunately, he did not take the bait.
"I'm Pete, by the way,"
"Linda, Linda Upton."
"Well Ms. Upton, I'd shake your hand, but yours seem occupied."
"Yeah," she nodded. "And your hand seems occupied with my ass,"
she thought.
"I also flew in Sunday, I'm with Catebury Mechanics."
"Sales?"
"Everything Catebury does is sales," he grinned. "But I'm primarily here to listen, to see what changes we should make to our equipment to meet the needs of the industry."
He was actually decent looking, Linda thought, probably a decade or so older than her. He also appeared quite trim.
"Is this your first conference?"
"Yes, I've only been with DOT for a year and a half."
"Fresh out of school?"
Linda forced a grin on her face. She hated it when people said it like that, demeaning her with her inexperience. "Yes."
"Wildcat?"
"No, Jayhawk."
"Whew, if you were a Wildcat, I'd have to talk some smack."
"Rock chalk Jayhawk," she replied, eyes catching the public service poster encouraging women to report gropers as they pulled into Gallery Place.
Dozens left the train, and suddenly the hand was gone. Linda swallowed, tentatively flexing her gluteus maximus to verify. She glanced back at Peter, who was now standing a little further away, still holding on to the upper rail with his left hand. Peter continued to make light conversation for the next few minutes as they continued to their stop at the convention center.
"Would you like to introduce me to your boss?" he asked, motioning behind her.
"Sure, um," Linda started before remembering her implying her boss was with her. In fact, her boss could afford the Hyatt at the Convention Center. "If I see you on the floor..."