He slapped me so hard, I saw stars.
Shaun was a big guy; my head snapped sideways at the unexpected blow. I spun back immediately, but Lawrence leaped between us, warning Shaun that another stunt like that would get him disqualified. The asshole had hit me before the bell even sounded.
The bar crowd booed, and it was obvious Lawrence was pissed as well. If Lawrence hadn't been pissed, he wouldn't have left the guy in the chain-link cage with me.
"What?" said my opponent. "You think I'm gonna hold back just 'cause you're a girl? You're getting an ass whuppin' tonight, bitch!"
I didn't bother to answer
The bell sounded and he moved in. He was surprisingly fast for a big guy.
My cheek still warm from his cheap shot, I stepped forward, but made no move to assume a defensive stance. Instead, I leaped and delivered a barefooted snap-kick to his midsection.
His breath exploded from him and he staggered back a step. He remained standing, however, and I was suitably impressed. That kick would have dropped a smaller man. Respiration was a chore for him at the moment, however, so I waited politely for him to catch his breath.
Shaun finally stood straight again. "Lucky shot, bitch," he said.
"Are we going to talk or fight?" I asked. "Do you need to throw up? I can wait." I said it loud enough for everyone in the bar to hear.
Hearing the patrons' laughter, he scowled and charged, hands extended to grab me. I caught his wrists and let momentum do the rest. As I rolled back, I planted my feet in his midsection once more and launched his pelvis straight up in the oldest judo move in the book. I released his wrists as his legs flew up and over, and he landed on his back with a thud that rattled the chain-link cage.
I rolled to my feet instantly. Shaun was a bit slower getting up.
"C'mon now, big man," I said. "You're not letting a little girl beat you up now, are you?"
Shaun didn't answer. He was losing his bravado and cutting glances at the door to the cage. Lawrence was standing conveniently in front of it and pretending not to notice the air of desperation Shaun was generating.
Shaun lifted his fists and dropped into a boxing stance. "C'mon, bitch!" he said. "I can take you!"
It was time. He shuffled forward and I lifted my knee like I was going to snap-kick him again. His hands dropped instinctively to protect his stomach, and I rotated my hips and wheel-kicked him in the jaw.
He stumbled several steps to the side and appeared to have trouble standing. I sidled sideways a step, then spun, delivering a back roundhouse kick to his already tender midsection.
He wuffed again and flew back into the chain-link fence that formed the cage around us. He was dazed now and a little scared.
"All right," he said. "I...I've had-"
I knew he was trying to concede, but I didn't let him finish. I stepped up and proceeded to beat the monkey out of him.
I hit him with flat palms and knuckled fists. I slashed him with stiffened fingers and kicked him with rigid toes. I beat him bloody, and he was crying as he begged me to stop.
Lawrence put a hand on my shoulder, and I paused. Shaun dropped to the canvas.
"He's had enough, Cale," said Lawrence.
"Yeah, I know," I said, letting the anger drain slowly. I realized the bar crowd had been applauding the entire time I had been beating Shaun. "I'm still taking my prize, though."
"Hell, yeah," said Lawrence. "I just didn't want you to beat him too senseless for you to enjoy it."
Shaun had rolled onto his hands and knees. He was shaking his head, trying to clear it.
I placed a bare foot on his shoulder and pushed. He fell to his side.
"Still think I'm a bitch, Shaun?" I said. "You haven't seen anything yet."
"Look, Cale, enough, all right?" said Shaun. "You don't need to-"
I placed my bare foot on the side of his face, pressing his cheek to the canvas. "You want to try that sentence again," I said, "while you still have all your teeth?"
"Huh?" said Shaun. His swelling mouth made it was difficult to understand him. "I just said I had enough."
"You called me Cale," I said.
He was squirming under my foot. "Well...yeah," he said. "That's your-"
I pressed my bare toes into his cheek. "You don't get to call me Cale," I said. "Try again."
"Awww, c'mon," he said. "What are you...twenty-five years old? Don't make me mpppphhhh...!"
His words had become garbled as I pressed his face harder into the mat. "Twenty-three," I said. "Last chance." His already battered face was taking even more abuse.
"Mmmmpphhhh!" he said.
I released the pressure, although I left my foot on his cheek. "What was that?"
"Mistress," he said in a low voice.
"Louder, Shaun," I said. "They can't hear you."
"Please stop...Mistress!" he said, eyes down.
"Very good, little boy," I said. "Are we sorry for hitting Mistress with such a cheap shot?"
"Yes..." he whispered. His cheeks were wet. Poor baby.
I took my foot off his face and placed it next to his mouth. Deep red imprints the shape of my toes decorated his cheek. "You know what to do, Shaun," I said.
He was beaten and he knew it. He pressed his swollen lips to my bare foot. He remained like that for several seconds. Then he proceeded to lick my toes. The crowd whistled and cat-called.
Lawrence shook his head. "Why do you make them call you that?" he asked. "You're not really a dominatrix, are you?"
"Of course not," I said, "but it knocks their self-esteem right down...particularly after getting their ass kicked by a little girl."
"Cale," said Lawrence, "you're a girl, but hardly little."
I grinned at his words. I was tall for a girl, but not that tall. I was very athletically built, however.
"True," I said. "Anyway, I doubt anybody in this backwater bar knows the difference."
I glanced at my fallen opponent as he obediently licked my toes. "All right," I said. "You can stop. Get up."
He stopped and got slowly to his feet. His face was already bruising.
"Now, give me your clothes," I said, "and you can go."
"Awwww, c'mon, umm, Mistress," he said. "How am I supposed to get home?"
"Not my problem," I said. Using my power was really tempting at this point. It wasn't necessary, though, and I wasn't sure who my next opponent was, so I decided not to risk it. "Now give me your clothes before I send you home in one of my dresses." I crouched down in a position that suggested I was going to kick him again. Eyes wet, he sat down and pulled off his boots, followed by his socks.
Lawrence leaned close to me. "Do you even own a dress?"
"No," I said, "But Shaun doesn't know that."
"True, that," said Lawrence.
"Wow, Shaun," I said. "Is that all you got? I see why you cheap-shotted me. You were overcompensating."
The crowd was laughing and pointing now, and thrown beer splattered his naked body. He wasn't really that small, but this blood-thirsty crew loved to jump on a loser. Savages.
*****
The bar was a converted barn. The chain-link cage was a twenty-by-twenty cube set in the middle of the floor. Wooden tables were placed without thought to aesthetics and unmatched chairs lined the walls. Whirling ceiling fans did little to dissipate the mass of hovering cigarette smoke. The service bar consisted of several planks lying across several side-by-side barrels. Nobody cared. Patrons didn't come here for the ambience. This was where I made my living, such as it was.
I had time before my next fight, so I sat at the bar. I nodded to the hulking barkeep.
"Hey, Pete," I said.
"Hey, Cale," he rumbled, his voice as bristly as his mountain man beard. "Nice fight. Little hard on him, though, weren't you?"
"Yeah," I said. "I don't care. He pissed me off."
Pete pushed a warm bottle of water toward me. "Seems 'most to all men have that 'fect on you."
I pretended to think about that for a moment, then nodded. "Yep," I said. "That sounds about right. Maybe that's because most men are assholes."
Pete shrugged. "Yep, true 'nuff," he said, "though I don't think womens are really any better."
I swallowed a mouthful of water. "Women are insane," I said. "Whinier, too. More fun in the sack, though."
Pete spoke very carefully. "You, ah, gots a basis for comparison?"
I felt a momentary surge of irritation, but let it pass. Pete wasn't a bad guy. "I'm a lesbian, Pete...not a virgin."
He nodded. It wasn't a full answer, but it was all he was going to get.
I took another swallow of water. Then a voice said, "Hey, barkeep, who's the sexy lady?"
I glanced over my shoulder and saw Lawrence, the owner/manager of the establishment.
"You think you're funny, Lawrence?"
"Ain't I?"
"I sorta like you, Lawrence," I said, "so I'm gonna let you pick which bone of yours I break."
Lawrence contrived a reproachful expression. "Is that any way to talk to your boss?"
"You're not my boss," I said. "You're my promoter."
"Mercenary wench," he said, good-naturedly. He looked at Pete and nodded. "Gimme a brew, big man. Cold, if we got any."
"All right, boss," said Pete. "I'm going in back, get some ice. Cover the bar a minute?"
We watched Pete turn and squeeze his bulk through the door that was right behind him. Pete chuckled.
"He's bigger than the guys I hired to bounce," he said.
"I noticed," I said. "How'd you get him to work for you, anyway? You guys run shine together or something?"
Lawrence shrugged. "He came in one night when I first opened," he said. "Parked his Harley outside and drank for eight straight hours. I finally told him to leave, 'cuz I was closing. He didn't appreciate it, but we talked about it and he eventually left."
"I broke a chair over his head," said Pete, suddenly behind the bar again. "He got up 'n kicked me in the balls so hard, I walked lopsided for a week."